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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Last day of the weekend but I don't think il drink, il roll a few joints of that strong ass ganja and wipe my self out. Having no tolerance with great weed is amazing. Hitting mac dee'ze first for a burger/coffee and a few more burgers to heat up when I'm baked.
shadyspace
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You watching the super bowl, kent.
Discotheque
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Dude lives in Scotland or some place, I don't think they're fans of Football (handegg)
SteveWinwood
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Why isn't this thread bumpin'?
Fuck.
Fuck.
shadyspace
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Christ, this game sucks.
SteveWinwood
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Fuckin' doritos commercials suck.
^^^amen to that
^^^amen to that
I would for the hell of it but I have no idea the rules ect. Shit would be a wasted cause, all I would see is overpaid jocks run around a grassy field that could be used to grow crops for starving children.
shadyspace
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At least The Avengers looked like it wasn't a made-for-tv movie for the first time.
SteveWinwood
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I would for the hell of it but I have no idea the rules ect. Shit would be a wasted cause, all I would see is overpaid jocks run around a grassy field that could be used to grow crops for starving children.
It couldn't be used for crops even if they really wanted to.
Also The Avengers movie sucked. I saw that shit in theaters.
Is gambling illegal in the us of a ? I can see the appeal to any sport if you have some mad stacks riding on a team to win.
shadyspace
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No. Not the Uma Thurman one.
SteveWinwood
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It's a state thing. You can bet in Nevada. You can bet on what color the gatorade is they pour on the coach.
^^^wait then what are you talking about?
Fuckin bob costas is the boss.
They could dig it all up ect.. Even put new soil in creating jobs for people in the area! I got all the answers tonight son.
shadyspace
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The fucking Avengers. What were you in some sort of focus group and saw it early?
SteveWinwood
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In the middle of a city? All of one acre. Whoopie!
Oh like the marvel thing. Yea I have no clue.
Fuck! Fat girl friends are beyond annoying.
Here I was in the bar having a few drinks with my buds, and on the opposite side there was this stunning, just beautififul lady. Blonde, perfect body, cute B-Cups, nice ass... everything about her was perfect. With her were two fat girls, one of them sightly attractive the other not. I was making sporadic eye contact with her throught the night. So, I hear she orders 3 drinks. I immediately call the bartender over and tell him I am paying for the gals drinks. He nods and makes the drinks then after serving the girl he tells them they have nothing to pay as I just did.
At this moment I look at the cute girl and raise my cup, she does the same. Its at this moment that I make the fatal of mistake of looking at the ugly fat friend. At this moment either I,
a) messed up by getting all 3 girls a drink (what was I to do?
b) messed up by looking at fat friend.
I see them talking and the girl who comes up to me is... the fat girl. Why God, why. I was so pissed I basically dismissed myself and went to another place.
I don't have anything against fat girls, at all. I am overweight myself. But gal... its obvious I wanted your hot lady friend, not you. FML!!!!!!
//rant over.
Damn. Steady eye contact, my friend. Next time.
SteveWinwood
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I would fuck madonna so hard.
SteveWinwood
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Id rather have gaga my self
In all honesty I'd rather have madonna. I don't know why.
Atramental
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Sure. If it was still the 90s...
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Definitely Madonna. I remember when I was in high school and Hung-Up/Confessions on the dance floor was released... I was watching the video that came with the iTunes download and was like "jesus, I'd totally do Madonna right now."
Atramental
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DAT BUBBLE BUTT
SteveWinwood
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Donna > nicki
SteveWinwood
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Seriosulsy why is this threwad dead.
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This is the Sunday night jam y'all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmoG-IfscK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmoG-IfscK8
SteveWinwood
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I wish I could buy kinder eggs.
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Haha, yeah. It was fucking DELICIOUS too. I usually only eat dark chocolate but the egg was so sweeeeet.
I would post more but I'm baked on my iPhone, if I were drunk on my desktop pc everything would be different! I guess all the drunks on gaf are in sport bar right now.
SteveWinwood
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Phones let us do anything nowadays. Amazing. Back in my day they could barely play snake.
Atramental
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Hey drunk thread, look what I got in the mail today.
It's a shame that high grades don't get you laid.
SteveWinwood
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Best thread tm
Atramental
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I concur.
I hope the Giants win
And normally I'd hope the Knicks would win, only they're playing the Jazz tonight....soooooo Ima have to root for the Jazz!
Get your butt in the Best-GAF thread.
GIANTSSSSS
what a match... holy fuck.
decided to place a shitload of bets online with 10 pound spread out on all sorts of shit/
If all goes well i'l get 40 pound back tonight, if all goes wrong il atleast make my 10 pound back.
Lifes good, free money is good.
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Deleted member 22576
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Do tell!
Surprisingly getting with a girl I've wanted to fool around with for forever. I feel like I climbed Mt. Everest. Then fucked it.
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Bahaha, Oh man I don't even want to know what people think of my totally wasted posts.
dskillzhtown
keep your strippers out of my American football
I don't know how I feel about Bud Light Platinum yet. I tried it at a bar the first time. The owner was handing it out free to gauge reactions. I thought it tasted like saki. I then bought a 6 pack and tried it at home. It's definitely is different, more than just the upped alcohol content. It definitely is different than regular Bud Light.
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