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[blame space]

snuggler i just did that and now i'm dead thanks a lot

 

[Acid08]

RIP blame . You were the best.

 

[shadyspace]

i bought a bottle of vodka.

shadyspace can you give me a job

I don't give jobs to people who drink glorified nail polish remover.

 

[Kentpaul]

Come back to life because you have an appointment with a hangover tomorrow

 

[jaxword]

I seriously hope I die from alcohol poisoning in my sleep tonight.

 

[blame space]

jaxword take it back

 

[shadyspace]

Wine and whiskey? Decent combination.

 

[Scythian Empire]

Just found out some girl I was into got with some guy a month ago...

Anyone feel that bro?

Lulz.

 

[UrokeJoe]

feeling rowdy. trying to resist that pizza call..

 

[Scythian Empire]

got crystal ice picks

bonus for the song haha x

 

[brianjones]

My life is so easy. I get amazing grades and I'm guaranteed to get an amazing job. It's hilarious.

fuck this guy

jax you lookin straight Tin Tin

 

[AcridMeat]

got crystal ice picks

bonus for the song haha x

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

So, I'm totally drunk, and I've always considered myself a straight male, but this gay guy I'm friends with on Facebook is totally turning me on with compliments and small talk.

And now he wants to come to my room. And I kind of want to sleep with him now. I feel bad though because I think I just want attention.

 

[brianjones]

sounds a bit gay

 

[Discotheque]

So, I'm totally drunk, and I've always considered myself a straight male, but this gay guy I'm friends with on Facebook is totally turning me on with compliments and small talk.

And now he wants to come to my room. And I kind of want to sleep with him now. I feel bad though because I think I just want attention.

lol are you sure about that? You'd have been conflicted before if you're actually considering boning the dude now.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Well, I'm a virgin, so I've never done it with either...but I'm kind of at an emotional low in my life, so I think I'm just easily tempted by any compliments.

EDIT: Okay, he's coming to my dorm room. I'm kind of excited.

 

[Timo]

What I wouldn't give to be able to post in here right now. And mean it.

I wanna be drunk basically. And watching terrible horror movies.

I'm gonna go finish my all nighter now.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

So, I just sucked a guy off and made out with him. 0.o

I...I dunno yet if it was the alcohol or simply me. :-X

 

[brianjones]

youre definitely getting that attention you want i'm sure

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I feel kind of bad for the guy because I was pretty much "-.-" during the whole experience. I pretty much used him to fulfill a need for someone calling me attractive...

But, eh, chalk it up to my first drunken sexcapade. :_

 

[Acid08]

So, I just sucked a guy off and made out with him. 0.o

I...I dunno yet if it was the alcohol or simply me. :-X

I don't believe you.

 

[AcridMeat]

I don't believe you.

Neither do I but I certainly laughed at the development in posts.

 

[brianjones]

 

[Acid08]

Eating lime slices dipped in sugar. Delicious.

 

[AcridMeat]

Watch Da Birdie's endeavors made me think of

 

[brianjones]

i'm watching

on hbo

how were people paid for this

its basically softcore porn

 

[Acid08]

awwww, he just can't get that fish. Doesn't give a fuck though.

 

[Kentpaul]

lol people coming out of the closet in the drunk thread!

Alcohol brings out your true desires son. run with it and live a happy life.

Wine and whiskey? Decent combination.

Sounds like a drink the old timers used to drink in scotland

A mix of wine/whiskey in a bottle branded scotsmac. Rates at 15 percent alc i think. Shit would make me puke without a doubt

Eating lime slices dipped in sugar. Delicious.

Cavities ? CAVITIES ?

 

[decaf]

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

I don't believe you.

Nah, I'm serious. Dead serious.

I can't believe I did it either. The guy who lives across from me brought it up when I walked by him this morning too.

 

[balddemon]

lmfao
wat
pics or didn't happen

 

[shadyspace]

Are you gay now dude.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

Are you gay now dude.

I'm not sure.

I wasn't aroused by it really, and that night I had a dream about sleeping with a chick I like so...dunno.

 

[shadyspace]

You should have at least had him suck you off.

 

[Watch Da Birdie]

You should have at least had him suck you off.

He did, but I told him to stop because it made me feel uncomfortable.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

that makes you gay man

 

[Atramental]

Or bi.

 

[balddemon]

Blowjob's a blowjob.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lips are lips

 

[Atramental]

*sigh*

I hope I'm a good father to my kids...

 

[blame space]

you have kids?

 

[Atramental]

you have kids?

no. but one day I might have some ...hopefully

This thread is the reason why I made that statement: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=462598

 

[blame space]

yeah I'm never having kids does anyone know how much a vasectomy is?

 

[Atramental]

yeah I'm never having kids does anyone know how much a vasectomy is?

vesectomy.com says around $500 to $1000

 

[Kraftwerk]

I like the veiny type, not the smooth ones. Need some friction. I will only do smooth, if it's huge and has a nice girth.

 

[Atramental]

Welp, I'm going to a bar with a fellow gaffer tomorrow.

looking forward to that.

 

[brianjones]

thats why i dont have sex

free vasectomy

 

[freenudemacusers]

yeah I'm never having kids does anyone know how much a vasectomy is?

I'll do it if for free I can keep a square centimeter of your flesh.

 

[blame space]

you still shoot the goo after a vasectomy right? this is important.

 

[freenudemacusers]

you still shoot the goo after a vasectomy right? this is important.

I make you like spider man.