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[brianjones]

you can always COB

 

[Kraftwerk]

After vasectomy;

 

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Acronym Definition
COB Close Of Business (day)
COB College of Business
COB Coordination Of Benefits
COB City of Bellingham (Washington)
COB Chip On Board
COB Church of the Brethren
COB Children of Bodom (band; Finland)
COB College of the Bahamas
COB Chairman of the Board
COB Comitê Olímpico Brasileiro (Brazilian Olympic Committee)
COB Commission des Operations de Bourse (French stock market regulator)
COB Central Obrera Boliviana (Bolivian labor organization)
COB City of Brownsville (Texas)
COB Contingency Operating Base
COB Conan O'Brien (TV personality)
COB Conduct of Business
COB California-Oregon Border
COB Cost of Borrowing (loan financing)
COB COBOL Source Code (file name extension)
COB Country of Birth
COB Come on Baby (game)
COB City of Berkeley (California)
COB Capital One Bank
COB Case of Beer
COB Civilians on the Battlefield
COB Chris O'Brien (musician)
COB Chrome Over Brass (snare drums)
COB Carry on Business (license; India)
COB City of Bones (novel)
COB Continuous Open Bidding (sorority/fraternity recruitment)
COB Church Office Building (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints)
COB Continuity of Business
COB Crew-Overboard
COB Center of Balance (measurement)
COB Cost Of Business
COB Certificate of Birth
COB Class of Business
COB Clothing Optional Beach
COB Company of Biologists (Canada)
COB Center of Buoyancy (physics)
COB Command Operating Budget
COB Colegio Oficial de Biólogos (Spanish: Association of Biologists)
COB City of Bridgetown (Barbados)
COB Corn, Oats, & Barley (livestock feed)
COB Collocated Operating Base
COB Cash on the Barrelhead
COB Commencement of Business
COB Contractors on the Battlefield
COB California Orange Bud (marijuana)
COB Change of Basis (linear algebra, changing vectors from one basis to another)
COB Continent Ocean Boundary
COB Citizen Oversight Board
COB City of Brass (game)
COB Clean on Board (shipping)
COB Circle of Bosses
COB Clear-Over-Base (2-component car paints)
COB Cranky Old Bastard
COB Current on Board
COB Crip or Blood
COB Cut Out Background (digital photo manipulation)
COB Crusty Old Bastard
COB Center for Oral Biology (Karolinska Institute; Huddinge, Sweden)
COB Conformity Assessment Body
COB Council Of Brothers (gaming clan)
COB Cargo Onboard
COB Call On Business
COB Cost of Billing
COB Communications Office Building (NASA)
COB Continuously Overwhelmed with Blessings
COB Concluding Observation (United Nations)
COB Carry Over Balance (finance)
COB Call Out Bonus
COB Confirmation of Benefits (insurance)
COB Combined Order of Battle
COB Commander of Brothers (gaming community)
COB CONUS Operating Base
COB Coalition of Brothers (gaming community)
COB Center of Battery (US DoD)
COB Crotchety Old Bitch
COB Career Opportunities Bulletin (various organizations)
COB Côte d'Opale Basket (French basketball club)
COB Chimie Organique et Bioorganique (French: Organic Chemistry and Biochemistry)
COB City of Beaverton (Oregon)
COB Club Olympique Briochin (French sports club; est. 1947)
COB Community of Believers (various organizations)
COB Change of Beneficiary
COB City of Baltimore (Baltimore, MD)
COB Chief of the Boat (US DoD)

 

[freenudemacusers]

you can always COB

what is stopping a tricky woman from gathering the semen and maneuvering the viscous fluid into the lady region? gotta watch for that bro.

 

[Ultima_5]

Let's get kraken'

 

[Atramental]

what is stopping a tricky woman from gathering the semen and maneuvering the viscous fluid into the lady region? gotta watch for that bro.

that is some scary shit right there

 

[brianjones]

i guess that thread got deleted


thinking of going with an escort for the first time - NeoGAF

i was pretty excited to be part of an inside joke

 

[freenudemacusers]

that is some scary shit right there

men can do this too, they put it in a vial and hide it in their poo pocket. So you aren't even safe in the closet.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

if you give and/or receive head from a dude, sorry, I think you're well on you're way to the gaydom

not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[ATF487]

might have to break my sober streak soon, life is shit atm

also was listening to this when i read watch da birdie's posts, really fitting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCEZOWhE6u0

 

[Snuggles]

yeah I'm never having kids does anyone know how much a vasectomy is?

Have you considered chemical castration?

 

[Tess3ract]

Is there a High thread?

 

[blame space]

no we're not allowed to do drugs here

 

[Atramental]

Is there a High thread?

Not anymore.

 

[balddemon]

Guys I'm trying to hack my internet so I can use it in my room and play games and watch some pornography...........but everytime I start scanning with commiview for wifi it bluescreens. wtf.

 

[Snuggles]

Guys I'm trying to hack my internet so I can use it in my room and play games and watch some pornography...........but everytime I start scanning with commiview for wifi it bluescreens. wtf.

Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?

 

[balddemon]

Have you tried unplugging it then plugging it back in?

Yeah, my dad changed the pw and the channel, so that doesn't work :/ I had it figured out earlier but he thought I was streaming shit (just had it downloaded) so I guess he changed iit again T_T

Anyways, if I had the channel figured out, I could guess the pw, he only uses 4 different ones lol

 

[Timedog]

blame, if you get a vasectomy and my demon spawn are free to roam the earth uncontested in both of our wakes, then I have will have won.

 

[Tess3ract]

Not anymore.

Lame!

Someone give me a good european ale to drink.

 

[Snuggles]

Lame!

Someone give me a good european ale to drink.

Busch light.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Costco has Smirnoff handles for $13.99, how can you pass that up? I didn't..

 

[SteveWinwood]

sup bitatches

 

[Timedog]

I am drinking some Kona Brewery Koko Brown, an ale made from toasted coconut. Not bad!!!!!

Edit: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP STEVE

 

[SteveWinwood]

Edit: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP STEVE

Been there, done that.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The One Quart Mimosa.

 

[SteveWinwood]

is that the babyless batter blame still shoots after his vasectomy?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Maybe. If he shoots pulpy orange juice with carbonation. I have always heard he was sweet.

 

[Timedog]

Guys, should I try to get a public boner at the GAF Bay Area meetup?

 

[Tess3ract]

Busch light.

I didn't say cheap beer.

 

[Rubbish King]

Evenin' Drunk thread, its that time of week again... Vodka coming to me soon, this should be interesting

 

[Dilly]

I am soo happy right now.

srsly

 

[shadyspace]

I drank wine. Then a bit of whiskey. Now I'm getting more wine delivered to my house. Jesus. My life is so easy.

 

[Yager]

So...hi everyone, it's nice to be here again.

I drank wine. Then a bit of whiskey. Now I'm getting more wine delivered to my house. Jesus. My life is so easy.

(good) Wine is awesome, I'm drinking some right now.

 

[AcridMeat]

I am soo happy right now.

srsly

I would be happy too if I was Alonso's brother.

 

[-PXG-]

Long week, rough day. Getting white girl wasted tonight.

 

[Ravager61]

Celebrating tonight. Landed a face to face interview in Chicago and have another phone interview with another awesome company on Monday. Hopefully I'm about to get out of this city.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

I drank wine. Then a bit of whiskey. Now I'm getting more wine delivered to my house. Jesus. My life is so easy.

You can get alcohol delivered? That's a good idea.

 

[blame space]

bulbo how far away from civilization do you live?

 

[lush]

Blade Runner on AMC, Raiders of the Lost Ark on Bravo. Fuckkkkkkk

 

[Dragon]

Blade Runner on AMC, Raiders of the Lost Ark on Bravo. Fuckkkkkkk

Reason 1 why I wish I had cable. Fucking love Raiders.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

bulbo how far away from civilization do you live?

I live in a metropolis. Is that civilization?

 

[balddemon]

my bro is buying me that seagrams 7 tomorrow. kind of excited to try this new alchy

 

[blame space]

no it's not

 

[Timedog]

Blame, you need to get in the thread and bitch slap this motherfucker for #3: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=34786139&postcount=914

I got your back, bro.

 

[shadyspace]

my bro is buying me that seagrams 7 tomorrow. kind of excited to try this new alchy

Did I inadvertently give a booze recommendation to someone underaged? Uh, prank call! Prank call!

 

[Timedog]

I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS, BS

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

no it's not

Fuck civilization. They're all the same.
And fuck off why don't you. You're always on my back.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

i'm drinking apple juice, shit's getting real

 

[brianjones]

just polished off some raspberry green tea

pre gaming