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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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Watch Da Birdie

I buy cakes for myself on my birthday it's not weird lots of people do it I bet
Monday's my birthday, so I'm gonna see if I can score some free birthday drinks tonight.
 
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just jerked off into a mcdonalds napkin.

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Rikkun

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Ugh I woke up after 4 hours of sleep and drank three glasses of water, I couldn't sleep my tongue was dying.

2 Apple Cyder bottles (1lt in total), 1 medium beer and a raspberry distil, 39.5°. Apple Cyder was godly, Strongbow tastes like dirty water to me.

Now I'll go back to bed, my excuses.
 
you’ll see
when your golden locks go gray
and your husband gets tired
and the kids have moved away from the house
the brothers take their catch
the sirens call the taxis
the last note fades
the rocks melt
the tips collect
and the music goes unheard
the book goes unread
the world stays by itself
the pen dries up
the brain dies
and it is because there is nothing left to say
when the bar fills
and it empties
and we danced
and sang
and filled the guts with our courage
and walk no line at all
besides what is good for our lungs
and sometimes
your eyes closed
to think what else
where it sat on the park bench waiting
with your golden locks
in the wind in the crowd
and we lit cigarettes with the same lighter
and sat in that concrete corner
they will always walk by
you’ll see
when it all evens out
 
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Just completed my first full week at my new job! Phew. Blech, and then my goddamn friend calls me at like 11 and asks if I can drive him and his wife to the city tomorrow at 7am. I didn't even say yes yet, I told him I'd think about it. But god, how short notice can you get.
 
Just completed my first full week at my new job! Phew. Blech, and then my goddamn friend calls me at like 11 and asks if I can drive him and his wife to the city tomorrow at 7am. I didn't even say yes yet, I told him I'd think about it. But god, how short notice can you get.

fuck that. tonight you're drinking and if it's 12pm when you wake up tomorrow then that's when you'll drive them to the city. if that's too late for them then fuck it and make pizza.
 
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The greatest part is the old 1920esque old timey believe neon lights, lol.
 

Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Fuck i got drunk and forgot to post in the drunk thread. I'm so sorry guys.

See you all next week.

edit.

Smoked 4 cigerettes when i was drunk. Fuck tobacco i feel short of breath.

Don't know how people can smoke 20 cigarettes a day for like 40 years.
 

sruckus

Member
Heard knock on my door, it was friend from upstairs asking for pepper while her new boyfriend makes her dinner after awesome sex apparently. She made sure to mention also how much I need to get laid.

Beer opened now.
 

sruckus

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a) this new boy (met on redditt apparently) was upstairs cooking for her

b) she's not that attractive

c) at the very least I like guys. Possibility I'm bi but not enough for her

d) she's offered before
 
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