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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Atramental
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my religious high school didn't have prom.
What we had instead was this parent hosted event (because the school itself couldn't host it because it was the against the rules or some shit).
In essence, all this event was was a "show off your nice clothing and dance to "safe" music that doesn't offend the snoody Christians."
Me and my friends didn't go. We just played rock band and got drunk at my best friend's apartment.
What we had instead was this parent hosted event (because the school itself couldn't host it because it was the against the rules or some shit).
In essence, all this event was was a "show off your nice clothing and dance to "safe" music that doesn't offend the snoody Christians."
Me and my friends didn't go. We just played rock band and got drunk at my best friend's apartment.
shadyspace
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F the mad men thread. Don Draper is a good man, goddamnit.
Atramental
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He's no saint and he's no devil.
Atramental
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fuck.
You know, the more I think about it the more I realize that all my problems in life are because of religion. I can look back at all the shitty moments in my life and there religion is fucking up my life.
And religious gaf wonders why I'm so pissed off all the time at religion.
You know, the more I think about it the more I realize that all my problems in life are because of religion. I can look back at all the shitty moments in my life and there religion is fucking up my life.
And religious gaf wonders why I'm so pissed off all the time at religion.
But they feed homeless people sometimes. That makes up for everything, doesn't it?
You just like raking leaves. Admit it.
shadyspace
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It's not Jesus's fault people use him to fuck each other over.
Well, that and he's been dead for a long time so he can't exactly be blamed anymore.
shadyspace
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I don't know about that. You can blame Hitler partially for neo-nazis.
Nintendoll
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holy shit that finely trimmed facial hair
Yes, because once somebody dies, everything they've done in their life is erased from history.
shadyspace
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How you been, Sean?
I've got about 20 minutes, I reckon. Drank six beers and just took a Xanax to make sure I can fall asleep.
shadyspace
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Whiskey and champagne. I'm like if Hemingway and Fitzgerald had a kid.
Pollux
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yes pleas. good night
Got drunk
Got laid with my fuckbuddy's best friend... perfect, total, awesome win
Old lady said I looked hot dancing... ignored this one quite a bit.
Bought a massive pizza for everyone to chill out
Danced
Got drunk
Karaoke'd
Got drunk
Etc
All in all, top notch night
Got laid with my fuckbuddy's best friend... perfect, total, awesome win
Old lady said I looked hot dancing... ignored this one quite a bit.
Bought a massive pizza for everyone to chill out
Danced
Got drunk
Karaoke'd
Got drunk
Etc
All in all, top notch night
malingenie
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Ever been too drunk to dance? But sober enough to really want to cut the rug with your girl? Frustrated...
shadyspace
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Drunk thread, my dog won't stop licking me in the face. It's really annoying.
shadyspace
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Why do you need to quit drinking?
malingenie
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I'm quitting for tonight... will promptly resume tomorrow
I don't have too, just thinking about tonight.
shadyspace
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No one has to do anything. I'm interested in why you feel you need to quit drinking.
it's 12:01am still with me?
Have you ever woke up in the morning and wondered what was the last thing you posted and not having any idea? It's becoming to frequent.
SteveWinwood
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This was totes my like 4th or 6th most listened to song in college.
The song came out like 4 or 5 years before I even went to college.
But this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RKHiz02RVA
was definitely my most listened to R. Kelly song.
Man, who cares? As long as your drunk posting doesn't get you banned it's all good.
Also, sup drunk thread?
I believe this is dog communication for "I am hungry". Or something. Think I saw it on Dog whisperer.\
Maybe he needs to take a whizz?
SteveWinwood
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I know a gal who only ate her pizza with extra sausage.
When I read the word sausage in your post I read it in a snooty French accent and I was all "zoo-saaj".
thunker 9000
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Drunk Thread. Thunk Dread.
I'm a grown ass man and I just bought like $140 Dollars woth of LEGO. Good Decision? Great Decision.
I'm a grown ass man and I just bought like $140 Dollars woth of LEGO. Good Decision? Great Decision.
brianjones
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you should have made a whole in the pizza and put ur penis thru
Gosh, somebody should make a porn website with this idea! Lol, call it "Big Sausage Pizza". Yeah!
RoboGeorgeForeman
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Blah... I was only meaning to drink a little bit to help me fall asleep, but I think I drank a tad bit too much (I chugged like four shots mixed with some tea). だめだね、私。
Edit: I'm not feeling drunk, just a little tipsy.
Great decision!!
Edit: I'm not feeling drunk, just a little tipsy.
Great decision!!
SteveWinwood
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Man if only such a thing existed.
Rayven_king
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But is it assault if they let me smash later!
I think it's called foreplay in those cases.
Why did I wake up so early?
Not hung over, score. But still, I have nothing I need to do today. The only thing I want to do is watch the heat game and that leaves like 5 hours to sleep. Why am I wakened
Timedog, I don't think I complimented you on your avatar satisfying RealPic, Letter February, and "finger-art font" requirements simultaneously.
Why did I wake up so early?
Not hung over, score. But still, I have nothing I need to do today. The only thing I want to do is watch the heat game and that leaves like 5 hours to sleep. Why am I wakened
Timedog, I don't think I complimented you on your avatar satisfying RealPic, Letter February, and "finger-art font" requirements simultaneously.
Since we've only got like 11,000 more posts to go, I think we should think of names for the new drunk thread OT. Here's some ideas I came up with during a really good jack-off session...
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| LTTP cause the liquor store closes in 9 minutes
-Drunk Thread 2047 |OT| thread of what time did I fall asleep? and other metaphysical conundrums
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| We can party on the positive side and pump positive vibes
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| I'm as serious as cancer, rhythm is a dancer
-Drunk Thread 1969 |OT| thread of you bitch, you stole 3 1/2 weeks of my life that I can NEVER get back
-Drunk Thread II: Order of the Dark Brotherhood |OT|
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| LTTP cause the liquor store closes in 9 minutes
-Drunk Thread 2047 |OT| thread of what time did I fall asleep? and other metaphysical conundrums
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| We can party on the positive side and pump positive vibes
-Drunk Thread 3000 |OT| I'm as serious as cancer, rhythm is a dancer
-Drunk Thread 1969 |OT| thread of you bitch, you stole 3 1/2 weeks of my life that I can NEVER get back
-Drunk Thread II: Order of the Dark Brotherhood |OT|
Atramental
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Drunk Thread |OT| the thread where Atramental bitches like there's no tomorrow
blame space
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drunker thread
SteveWinwood
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Durnk thresd /ot/ why are we heree
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