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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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SteveWinwood

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blame space said:
drunk driving is really fucking dangerous and i never drive drunk because i don't want to kill people

but can we agree that it would be really fucking fun? like nascar starts renting out the tracks and you sign a waiver or something. or maybe go-karts.
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I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS
 
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Blader

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I made myself very sad so now I'm drunk which is strangely making me even worse/weirder

ugh. I fucking hate this summer
 
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Alpha-Bromega

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lololol blame space it'd be fucking awesome. like go carts or something, in a supervised and enclosed location which prevents anyone from being hurt.
 
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LOCK

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So I had 7 shots in like 5 mins and got buzzed. Then I drank around 8 beers over an hour. I'm finding it increasingly hard to get drunk and stay drunk.

I sorta want to blackout. I feel crazy saying that, but I do.
 
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Blader

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LOCK said:
So I had 7 shots in like 5 mins and got buzzed. Then I drank around 8 beers over an hour. I'm finding it increasingly hard to get drunk and stay drunk.

I sorta want to blackout. I feel crazy saying that, but I do.
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Ram your head into a wall

GENTLY though. don't splatter anything.
 
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jaxword

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I kicked a giraffe in the head tonight at the bar. Here is a pic of me doing it:

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cdyhybrid

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Sorry guys, I don't wanna be a bummer, but I need to vent somewhere. Ever feel terrible about everything, but have a chance to go out with some fine women and good friends and hope it cheers you up? I did that and I feel the exact same as before. I'm just down in the dumps about everything =\
 
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jaxword

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cdyhybrid said:
Sorry guys, I don't wanna be a bummer, but I need to vent somewhere. Ever feel terrible about everything, but have a chance to go out with some fine women and good friends and hope it cheers you up? I did that and I feel the exact same as before. I'm just down in the dumps about everything =\
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Sounds like you need a new place to vent outside of your current venues. Take up a sport, perhaps?
 
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cdyhybrid

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jaxword said:
Sounds like you need a new place to vent outside of your current venues. Take up a sport, perhaps?
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I've always wanted to take boxing lessons or something, but I can't afford it. Truthfully, my job is the source of 90% of my frustration. Barely pays enough to keep the lights on but I feel like I can't vent about it because everyone tells me I'm lucky to have a job at all, as if that prevents me from disliking my situation. I hate it. I know what I have to do to make myself happy, it's just so damn hard.
 
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blame space

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cdyhybrid said:
I've always wanted to take boxing lessons or something, but I can't afford it. Truthfully, my job is the source of 90% of my frustration. Barely pays enough to keep the lights on but I feel like I can't vent about it because everyone tells me I'm lucky to have a job at all, as if that prevents me from disliking my situation. I hate it.
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wanna start a fight club
 
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TheKaeptain

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^good night dude. I have to pick my kid up in four hours.


Blader5489 said:
I made myself very sad so now I'm drunk which is strangely making me even worse/weirder

ugh. I fucking hate this summer
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If you're sad you should watch a happy movie. Like Atonement.
 
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jaxword

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cdyhybrid said:
I've always wanted to take boxing lessons or something, but I can't afford it. Truthfully, my job is the source of 90% of my frustration. Barely pays enough to keep the lights on but I feel like I can't vent about it because everyone tells me I'm lucky to have a job at all, as if that prevents me from disliking my situation. I hate it. I know what I have to do to make myself happy, it's just so damn hard.
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Save up money until you can afford to leave the job. That's how you have to approach life, nothing is given to you.
 
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LOCK

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LOCK said:
So I had 7 shots in like 5 mins and got buzzed. Then I drank around 8 beers over an hour. I'm finding it increasingly hard to get drunk and stay drunk.

I sorta want to blackout. I feel crazy saying that, but I do.
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Tried this again, still didn't work. :(

My friends said they were going to date rape me next time. I think I'll just take a break for a while.
 
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jaxword

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coldvein said:
apparently i fucked with the wronhg people. i'm not allowed in the k-pop threads anymore.

:(((((((((((((((((((((


^___________________________________^'';
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Yeah man, people take their K-pop and J-pop pretty religiously around here. Neko wai.
 
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coldvein

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blame space said:
coldvein what's good man, glad to see you back.

im not drinking tonight but i like the vibes in here
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grindin man. coldvein works a shit ton. the KICKER right now is that i was scheduled to have tomorrow off so i drank like 50000 bottles of wine with my cousins, but the bosslady just sent out a new schedule and i'm on there at like 8 am tomrrow. hahaha. WHAT THE FUCK.
 
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coldvein

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jaxword said:
Yeah man, people take their K-pop and J-pop pretty religiously around here. Neko wai.
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neko wai my ass

if they can take a fantasy about a 12 year old asian then they can take a fucking joke

just my opinon
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Not drunk, but i have just noticed half a bottle of rose wine next to my PC!

Its been open all weekend by the looks of things, i may hit it hard!
 
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Anteater

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I should start posting here, the urge to post stupid shit in other threads rising.

Edit: oh man I'm in the wrong timezone, fml. Foreveralone.gif
 
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kehs

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JumpingTheGun said:
wow. really? no one here gets kinda saucy on a Monday? Especially after the "Functional Alcoholic" thread that was made this morning?


Cheers.
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I'm still at my shop, but I have a half bottle of Balvenie waiting for me at home.
 
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