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[DangerStepp]

There's no such thing as shitty beer or good beer.

It's what you can afford and how bad you're willing to get shitty.

No man chooses bad beer because he wants it.

If you were a millionaire, you wouldn't own a fleet of Ford Foci (Focuses?)

 

[Deleted member 81567]

blame space how often do you laundry?

 

[SteveWinwood]

I fuck w steel reserve but there isn't just two types of beer.. That's insane

Steel reserve was my go to for years...

Yeah.

 

[DangerStepp]

He beats his clothes against lye rocks in a stream and then hangs the shit out to dry.

blame doesn't do Sears.

 

[Seanspeed]

No man chooses bad beer because he wants it.

I dont know. Good beers tend to be more filling to me and they have a sense of occasion. I love Doppelbock's, but sometimes I just want something strong that goes down quick and easy like a watered-down-tasting Naty Ice.

 

[Gouty]

No man chooses bad beer because he wants it.

Patently false.

Sometimes I just want to hurt myself and everyone around me.

 

[videogames]

Patently false.

Sometimes I just want to hurt myself and everyone around me.

look at this dweeb

hey drunk gaf, what's up

 

[Seanspeed]

I'm running out of crackers for my cheese. Got damn.

 

[triplestation]

I'm running out of crackers for my cheese. Got damn.

Yo man you take the cheese and cut it to thin slices and you BAKE IT til it's crisp.

 

[Gouty]

look at this dweeb

hey drunk gaf, what's up

Oh no.

no no no no no no

Not like that.

Its not like that, I swear.

 

[blame space]

what is "laundry"

 

[triplestation]

That's for the mafia to worry about not u

 

[Seanspeed]

what is "laundry"

Its when you stick money in washing machine.

Yo man you take the cheese and cut it to thin slices and you BAKE IT til it's crisp.

Your avatar creeps me out. Feels like you want to kill me.

 

[blame space]

Stewart just had one of the best Daily Shows of all time

 

[triplestation]

Your avatar creeps me out. Feels like you want to kill me.

*hangs up the phone*

 

[Atramental]

Haha! Holy crap.

Remember that goth chick I was all excited about? Well after doing some internet detective work I found out that it's actually the photo of some Belgium emo/scene girl.

http://www.fanpop.com/fans/ilkeCupcake/gallery/3

It's a good thing I only sent one message asking what music she likes because I think that OKC account is some kind of troll account.

 

[ATF487]

why cant i get alcohol delivered to me

 

[sruckus]

Drinking with a sad friend. I get the "a guy I like doesn't like me back" duty. Ah I love my friends stories. She's moping over this guy (the reddit guy if anyone has paid attention to what I've previously said here) who came from a neighboring state and they did it and apparently he had a really small dick and normally doesn't cum (what?!), so he didn't use a condom. But apparently she thinks she may be pregnant from the precum... This is like real life right now too.

 

[Seanspeed]

why cant i get alcohol delivered to me

We just got a pizza place that got a license to deliver alcohol. Expensive as hell, though.

I'm gonna go get a 40. Knowing I need to sleep, I'm starting to get panicky. I'll be back.

 

[Acid08]

why cant i get alcohol delivered to me

Order pizza, ask to speak to the delivery guy for some specific instructions, tell him there's some extra money in it for him if he brings you alcohol.

You get pizza and alcohol, it's perfect.

 

[brianjones]

why cant i get alcohol delivered to me

id never leave the house

 

[shadyspace]

Order pizza, ask to speak to the delivery guy for some specific instructions, tell him there's some extra money in it for him if he brings you alcohol.

You get pizza and alcohol, it's perfect.

Hell, I did this shit when I was underaged.

 

[videogames]

what would be a great youtube video that would make millions? any gafbros and gafsiss wanna collab?

 

[DangerStepp]

This video makes my weiner move

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEp-Owhqbr0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[blame space]

is anyone watching delicates

 

[DangerStepp]

No, I'm brewing my own beer.

I can include pics

 

[videogames]

No, I'm brewing my own beer.

I can include pics

what are you brewing?

how much?

please post pics!

 

[Seanspeed]

is anyone watching delicates

I just set a timer for them and check on them every 15 minutes. Its difficult when trying to dry different sorts of delicates at the same time.

 

[blame space]

haha

 

[shadyspace]

I've never done laundry.

 

[blame space]

the suicide pills turned out to be ecstasy

 

[DangerStepp]

Octoberfest beer.

Ill post pics when it gets interesting

 

[Seanspeed]

I've never done laundry.

Laundry is a nice guy. He has a history, but I really feel you two could hit it off.

the suicide pills turned out to be ecstasy

Best practical joke ever.

 

[DangerStepp]

the suicide girls turned out to be ecstasy

I think Timedog knows them

They're all from Portland

 

[Atramental]

I think Timedog knows them

They're all from Portland

I'm so moving Portland.

 

[DangerStepp]

Let's go visit. I bet Timedog has a couch we could head to feet on.

 

[blame space]

I've always wanted to go to portland and do heroin

 

[Atramental]

I bet in Portland you could be screwing some goth chick one night and a hipster chick the next.

It's like fucking darkness and then a rainbow.

 

[brianjones]

the dream of the 90s

 

[Seanspeed]

I bet in Portland you could be screwing some goth chick one night and a hipster chick the next.

Sounds like any typical suburbs to me.

 

[Atramental]

Sounds like any typical suburbs to me.

I wouldn't know life in suburbs because I live out in the middle of nowhere.

There's like trees and fields and shit.

 

[DangerStepp]

Atramental, is where you live like Gummo?

 

[Coldnoodle]

KANYE. KANYE. KANYE.

 

[DangerStepp]

I promise. I'm so self conscious

That's why you always see me with at least one of my watches

 

[Atramental]

Atramental, is where you live like Gummo?

I've never seen that movie. It's a movie, right?

 

[blame space]

yeah it's basically a movie about what it's like to live in (ohio)

 

[shadyspace]

Is 40 pages a lot to read? I need to read 40 pages. It's a novel fyi not some text book with those bullshit charts and whatever.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Is 40 pages a lot to read? I need to read 40 pages. It's a novel fyi not some text book with those bullshit charts and whatever.

sparknotes

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm gonna buy an Estes rocket this weekend.

 

[commedieu]

I'm gonna buy an Estes rocket this weekend.

Emilio Estes