Here's an essay i wrote to commemorate my first drunk night few days back.
I was alone few nights back so decided to try it out.I am not of drinking age according to the law but my dad is a heavy drinker hence he has a fully loaded liqueur cabinet, therefore I had easy access to heavy drinks rums, vodkas and visky.
I started out with a glass of visky without any soda or water felt it straight up in my head and then I started to play team fortress 2 along with it just having a good time. I even went as far as to ask the guys on the server I am drunk which class should i play they quickly suggested demo man a class that is seen as a drunk character.
But wasn't quite feeling it so I went back got me some hard rum that I sipped while I tried to type out obscenities on the servers like "fuck you red team" "fuck I am drunk" and even went on change my name on steam(it’s a gaming service) to "drunk asshole on reddit" so I continued playing the game and surprisingly I was winning, so my drunk ass face decided I wasn't drunk enough so I went on to get some vodka full glass and a bag of chips I drank and ate and I annoyed the fuck out of that gaming server online mean while I am joined by poop_monster who must be laughing his ass off seeing my name and behaviour on the server.
Now I could have stopped right there I’ve had about 3-4 glass of hard liquor jammed down my throat and I become stupid enough to get up I could barely walk straight by now but I soldiered on to the cabinet once again and brought back two glasses one filled with vodka and one with rum I sipped rum and gamed for a bit I even forgot about that glass of vodka but then I saw it and I started saying on the server still have a glass of vodka left...as I typed this out my stomach started to grumble but I was way out of it comprehend what’s coming next so after that my game crashed and soon after I did in the sink. If buzz lightyear where to be there he would've said "vomit" "vomit, vomit everywhere". After the vomit session I gargled my mouth with Listerine and went back to the chair determined to drink that last glass of vodka that I had laid out for myself but I couldn't my senses started to kick in a bit I saw a bottle of water I drank some then re-joined the game for a little bit.
Then out of the blue my brother comes on the steam and starts to call me on it and I had the speakers on quite loud so that ringing noise was killing my head i had to come clean to him that I was actually drunk and he was like what the fuck!? Why!? I was too out of it give a straight answer I just said I don't know he asked me should I call our parents (both of them where out of town btw), I was like why? No! What? Rest of the conversation I cannot remember after that i went to bed or tried to for about 1 hour in the dark with my head banging like dub step. I finally went to sleep I think around 2-3am but I can't say for sure.
Give or take i was doing it for the experience,as with any other drugs i've done but i didn't really get it with alcohol.I did sorta get hash but that's about it.
TL;DR : UNDERAGED KID GETS DRUNK PLAYS TF2 PUKES UP DECIDES NOT TO DRINK AGAIN.