drunk thread? drunk thread.

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Red Scarlet said:
Thanks to readleeb for introducing it to me:


Will make fun l4d.
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Nice, haven't had rum in at least a couple years. Right now I'm getting started with some Blood Mary's. Feels good. Kinda blowing my mind to see you post, welcome back.
 
RickA238 said:
In NYC tomorrow for St. Patty's Day, whuddup NYC GAF!



Oh damn. I've had some epic drunken puking fits, but I've never actually managed to puke blood. You should get that shit checked out, sounds serious.
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I'm leaving manhattan tomorrow morning,i've had 5 shots of jameson and abou 4 glasses of beer. this city is gread but i ndeed to leave.
 
Jtwo said:
What kind of beer should I drink tonight? Is that new iced tea coors light out yet? lol.

lol the last week of IMs between me and Copernicus are just "yo" back and forth at like 8 hour intervals. Kinda poetic, really.
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Don't forget the times I thought I was awake when I wasnt.
 
Beer, forever alone, and like 6 episodes of Archer in a row are on tv. God damn i could go for some chicken and waffles.
 
Red Scarlet said:
Thanks to readleeb for introducing it to me:
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Will make fun l4d.
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This one time, my roommate drank a whole bunch of sailor jerrys, and passed out on the floor next to the toilet. At some point in the night he got up and went to bed. He woke up the next morning with a giant scar on his side (which he still has to this day) where the drano that he kicked over in the night spilled and pooled on his torso.

He hasn't drank sailor jerry since.
 
I split one of those $25 bottles of Crown Royal and mixed it with Squirt, friend and I drank it in about 20 mins. I threw up in my hamper and had maple syrup all over me. Haven't had CR since, either. Those are always fun stories!
 
AcridMeat said:
How could you ruin squirt like that, Scarlet.
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Yeah, squirt owns. I try to avoid using NA drinks I like as mixers since it's inevitably gonna ruin them for me.


Red Scarlet said:
I split one of those $25 bottles of Crown Royal and mixed it with Squirt, friend and I drank it in about 20 mins. I threw up in my hamper and had maple syrup all over me. Haven't had CR since, either. Those are always fun stories!
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Wait, where did the maple syrup come from? I feel like we're missing an important part of this story.
 
Er, I woke up with maple syrup in my hair and stuff. I have no idea where it came from, it was just sitting there and I saw it when I got home.
 
One of these days I'm going to pull out my tattoo machines and give myself one fucked up drunk tattoo lol, anyhoo I'm really diggin this bud light platinum bitch is smooth as hell got hammered on it last night on news that the last hold out of my friends had his first baby.
 
Enjoying one of the last few nights without my girlfriend present. She comes back Sunday. My apartment is a mess of empty beer bottles.

Hopefully I wont end up going on an Amazon buying binge.

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gamerecks said:
Enjoying one of the last few nights without my girlfriend present. She comes back Sunday. My apartment is a mess of empty beer bottles.

Hopefully I wont end up going on an Amazon buying binge.

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Does your gf pick up after you? My wife when we were dating used to come over and I'd let her clean up lol then she stumbled onto my porn stash lol
 
2th said:
it is midnight and im so tempted to go to taco bell and get a doritos taco. someone tell me why this is a bad idea.
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If your drinking walk there bro no need to get yourself in trouble or hurt anyone on the way, its not great at all it deosn't even taste like a dorito, whatever you decide be careful on your way
 
2th said:
it is midnight and im so tempted to go to taco bell and get a doritos taco. someone tell me why this is a bad idea.
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it's a bad idea because a dorito taco sounds disgusting, get a quesadilla and some cheesy fiesta taters instead.
 
thefit said:
If your drinking walk there bro no need to get yourself in trouble or hurt anyone on the way, its not great at all it deosn't even taste like a dorito, whatever you decide be careful on your way
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it doesnt taste like a dorito? fuck that then. more beer and tv.
 
thefit said:
Does your gf pick up after you? My wife when we were dating used to come over and I'd let her clean up lol then she stumbled onto my porn stash lol
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I pickup after my gf. Shes the most sloppiest person I know, like 10 year old mess shit. She just doesnt care and disrespects our apartment. one of the many reasons Im going to dump her.
 
gamerecks said:
I pickup after my gf. Shes the most sloppiest person I know, like 10 year old mess shit. She just doesnt care and disrespects our apartment. one of the many reasons Im going to dump her.
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lol yeah you don't want no sloppy chick man I'm a clean freak but the lady is damn good at it and I really apreaciate that
 
Got some sierra nevada kellerweiz. Its ok. Chocolate covered pretzels too. Haven't eaten since 12:30.
 
Just got back from LA gaf. Didn't get as drunk as I thought I would but had a great time. Can someone please read me a bedstime story so I can sleep?
 
When I was a young innocent child without electronics my father would lay in the hallway outside my bedroom door and read that book to me.
 
HOLY FUCK
no!

Oh man that looks awesome. The cut on that suit is superb.
 
Im a fucking idiot, like always. Always gotta hit up a girl who had the hots for me years ago, and I didnt even give a chance. Fuck me life.
 
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