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[Khalifa Jayy]

Lol we're drunk so farick babahahha. God damn. We got pulled ovw Mr. So if you pray... please pray rod us. On.axeaced as ficj. Gaf. God damn. This shit is legit. We toked them rny bris ibrkthwr is coming for us. Shit. There's two cipa pulled who lulled is over. I'm ficjking shitting bricks.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Fck. Yjsy said they're gonna real ease my boy in 8 grs. Hopefully they lulet us and kynothet buy out soon. We're good buy damn his brother justnuadnto drove :/

 

[Kentpaul]

What do you fine gentlemen of taste and dignity think of this person:

I'd lube my ass up so much and let here stick her tongue right in.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'd lube my ass up so much and let here stick her tongue right in.

Magnificent.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Hajjahahahahaha thatsndigsgusyong Mann that's gross. Rick.haha..fickkkmkkkk. good thing my.boy.is driovong.his.brother.homrnnhajaj. fickkkkkk.

 

[Tess3ract]

I'd lube my ass up so much and let here stick her tongue right in.

See, I wanted to say that but...I prefer to try and not be creepy

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

Stopped ay y bots house for a fkaas of water. Hoegilly.it hlpws with this pukenfeelijg. Fucj :///

 

[AcridMeat]

I want my rectum to bleed for hours after the tornado fury I'd make her do to me.

Yeah whatever, you aren't hiding it.

 

[Tess3ract]

Yeah whatever, you aren't hiding it.

THe fuck, nice quote edit

 

[Kerub]

4 pm, time to head down to the pub for dinner and beer!

 

[Mully]

Just finished watching Goon. Sean William Scott was so fucking lovable.

 

[balddemon]

lmao jay had one of those nights. puking sucks bro. hope you feel better.

 

[Snuggles]

Bro is in town for his wedding. This weekend, starting with last night, will be a non-stop binge. He brought a couple ounces of pot, too, which is neat. If I can find some slizz to pound this could end up being one of the most non-shitty weekends in a long time.

 

[ZeroRay]

How do I drink in a wedding with no alcohol?

The hypocrisy is at least half the people there would be drinking if there wasn't cultural/religious pressure not to.

Didn't know my cousin's were all bros.

This wedding is gonna be a lot more fun.

 

[disappeared]

quitting smoking cigs this weekend. cold duck. Here's the plan:

1. Drink all weekend, smoke all the weed I have left
2. chain smoke like a bastard
3. quitting the booze and weed and cigs come sunday night.

drinking and weed simply need to go, at least til I can stop associating them with cigarettes.

here we go.

 

[Kentpaul]

quitting smoking cigs this weekend. cold duck. Here's the plan:

1. Drink all weekend, smoke all the weed I have left
2. chain smoke like a bastard
3. quitting the booze and weed and cigs come sunday night.

drinking and weed simply need to go, at least til I can stop associating them with cigarettes.

here we go.

see you next weekend..

 

[ToLateToLove]

Gaf, I'm so fucking bored with my life right now.. anyone wanna go on a trip to asia? Not right now but u know.. later? Come on dudes..it'll be awesom.

 

[disappeared]

see you next weekend..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=u0hOfT5aQr8&NR=1

 

[valentine71]

quitting smoking cigs this weekend. cold duck. Here's the plan:

1. Drink all weekend, smoke all the weed I have left
2. chain smoke like a bastard
3. quitting the booze and weed and cigs come sunday night.

drinking and weed simply need to go, at least til I can stop associating them with cigarettes.

here we go.

You know you will be unsuccesful, right?

 

[disappeared]

What do you fine gentlemen of taste and dignity think of this person:

http://i.imgur.com/YQ1qR.gif

Whoa I totally missed this.

You know you will be unsuccesful, right?

I'll see where it goes.

 

[Qasiel]

Gaf, I'm so fucking bored with my life right now.. anyone wanna go on a trip to asia? Not right now but u know.. later? Come on dudes..it'll be awesom.

Fuck it, count me in bro.

I've had a pretty alright birthday today but got dragged away from awesome celebrations by the promise of a massive burger and an awesome night of no sleep with the mrs.

Well, the burger happened, but no going to town on the other half, so here I am half-cut and wanting to to on an Asian adventure with a junior. So far 27 sucks...

 

[valentine71]

I'm gone. Gone, goner, gonest. Dunno what this means though. One song, all about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFIkcbF0kM

 

[Ravager61]

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I can drink a whole bottle of wine by myself and not be hammered? I'm thinking bad thing.

Spoiler

getting drunk costs me a lot more now

 

[kehs]

Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I can drink a whole bottle of wine by myself and not be hammered? I'm thinking bad thing.

Spoiler

getting drunk costs me a lot more now

Just start drinking bottles of liquor.

 

[Ravager61]

Just start drinking bottles of liquor.

I got it covered. I got half a bottle of scotch waiting in the wings

 

[Ramblin]

Fuck it, count me in bro.

I've had a pretty alright birthday today but got dragged away from awesome celebrations by the promise of a massive burger and an awesome night of no sleep with the mrs.

Well, the burger happened, but no going to town on the other half, so here I am half-cut and wanting to to on an Asian adventure with a junior. So far 27 sucks...

It gets worse. Happy Birthday.

 

[Acid08]

I got some crazy dank and hash. I'm ordering pizza.

 

[Onemic]

Drunk and in a mess of a bday party at a vip booth. Wldill fkeep posted

 

[disappeared]

I got some crazy dank and hash. I'm ordering pizza.

fuck that's a good idea.

 

[Onemic]

I <3 u gaf

 

[disappeared]

.

 

[Magnus]

3 job offers or solid prospects, all evaporating in puffs of smoke within an hour of each other today?

Yeah, it's beer time!!!!!!

 

[blame space]

magnus that blows

 

[FairyD]

So I have a little bit left of the Red Label Johnnie Walker. I've only recently started drinking scotch. I've developing a taste for it.

Can anyone recommend something I should try next?

 

[blame space]

more scotch

 

[Acid08]

i forgot I had beer in the fridge, yeeeees

 

[blame space]

what kind of beer

 

[Acid08]

what kind of beer

I got one of the Sam Adams summer variety 12 packs. All of the beer are pretty light but some are actually pretty tasty.

 

[disappeared]

four beer left for tonight. then there's the 3/4 vodka staring.


jesus vodka and lemonade is a baaad combo

 

[disappeared]

.

 

[blame space]

vodka needs lime, not lemon.

 

[freenudemacusers]

So I'm traveling solo and went into a random bar/club , only to find its a pajama/lingerie night.

So I'm sitting here drunk in jeans and a leather jacket surrounded by almost naked women.

Huh.

 

[disappeared]

It's still good!

 

[blame space]

macuser1of5 do you have an erection?

 

[freenudemacusers]

macuser1of5 do you have an erection?

No, part of me is concerned since its chilly outside!

so I'm trying to drink that away.

I also have no random female swagger anymore as I'm married. I'm as sexually enticing as potted plant.

Edit fuckinbg auto correct goddamnit

 

[blame space]

yes drink a lot. take in the skin that surrounds you.

 

[freenudemacusers]

yes drink a lot. take in the skin that surrounds you.

I dunno if I can anymore this is the test and I am failing

 

[disappeared]

Just enjoy the night man.

Is there a band at least?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Seriously I'm sitting here looking at the lingerie fabric and evaluating its quality. I'm broken.

 

[disappeared]

no no no no. Go to the stage if there's a band. go to the foozball table if there's guys playing. do something!

You need to live this night because we can't.