Bloody Mary's are amazing.oh jesus I have the hangover of death and I'm going to be heading to the bar in a half hour to watch the Euro final
hair of the dog it is
gonna be drinking mad bloody marys
Bloody Mary's are amazing.oh jesus I have the hangover of death and I'm going to be heading to the bar in a half hour to watch the Euro final
hair of the dog it is
gonna be drinking mad bloody marys
been drinking all day at the bar
walked home and stopped by chipotle for the first time in a few years
how does a burrito cost $8?????
i've been robbed
holy shit oxycodone
I'm in hell every time im awake
YesHaha, I just totally struck out with this girl who I had been trying to get with because she said I was "too nice to everyone" and BOOM Friendzoned.
Apparently I need to be more of an asshole???
Yes
If you want to fuck, that is
Just don't appease their every need and sometimes ignore them but not too much or they'll get pissed.
Also I'm sorry to hear that bro, it happens to everyone (except that one guy)
Your boss will most likely be fucked up in he morning, watch the office be quietI have to work the day after the 4th of July
I mean does my boss even realize I'm going to be absolutely useless that day as I slowly die at my desk for 8 hours?
Yes
If you want to fuck, that is
Just don't appease their every need and sometimes ignore them but not too much or they'll get pissed.
Also I'm sorry to hear that bro, it happens to everyone (except that one guy)
Your boss will most likely be fucked up in he morning, watch the office be quiet
This is pretty true, when you bullshit with chicks they love it. That whole "white knight" menality is old school.
for the record, as cool as it is to be an asshole, make sure you still hold doors open and open their car doors for girls. stuff like that is good just don't be their bitch
I think every person has their own personal hell.
Just left work and popped two tires on my car while driving home. I'm broke and now I have to pay for a tow and two new tires. If there was a time to get absolutely shit faced, this would be the time.
1. dick on the internet
2. cars blowed up
3. ????
4. MULLY!!
I was coaxed into whipping out my penis in TinyChat while I was blackout last October. Some douche saved it and many other's penis' and now shows them every once in a while. It's not cool at all.
Brolo, let's make a date out of the 21st pre-GAF meet. Jtwo and I will be bussin' in early.Got bailed on by some chick. Weed, chinese food, and 21 Jump Street time. Also gonna get Theatrhythm.
Same. Literally same.I'm going to celebrate America by getting drunk and surfing the internet.
I hate july.
What a shitty month.