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torontoml

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I didn't get to watch it, but no the BBC does not have commercials. I would love the CBC here to be similar.

I would have watched the stream but I was at work till after 5 atlantic then after driving an hour to pick up beer it was half over by the time I would have got into it.
 
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Get'sMad

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torontoml said:
I didn't get to watch it, but no the BBC does not have commercials. I would love the CBC here to be similar.

I would have watched the stream but I was at work till after 5 atlantic then after driving an hour to pick up beer it was half over by the time I would have got into it.
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yeah I knew BBC doesn't have ads

like I didn't mind that NBC in the states tape delayed so a wider audience could view...just of course they had to go insert ads.

america,
 
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NEOPARADIGM

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24oz foursome:

1 PBR
1 MGD
1 Mike's Hard Lemonade
1 Twisted Tea

Twisted Tea, gone. Working on the Mike's.

BF3 all night.

Going to be a lovely evening.

edit: Also, scored a new hookup. Monday. :D
 
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Wool

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Get'sMad said:
almost spit out my wine when china walked out to the pet shop boys "west end girls"
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How about those North Koreans? It must be something to go to a prosperous city like London and not realize how shitty you have it compared to the rest of the world. The commentator said that their most impressive athletic achievement, according to Kim Jong Il's official biography, was that he got 11 hole-in-ones on his first ever round of golf.
 
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kehs

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How do I get home, guys?

Anyone want to give me a lift? I can pay in handjobs. I give great handjobs. References below.



Copernicus: Great handjobs, makes me cum in like fifteen seconds.
 
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disappeared

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There's a nest of robins in a tree outside the house. Every morning this week I've had coffee and a smoke outside and I watch the mama robin. she just looks at me as she's sitting, about ten feet away, in the nest keeping the babies warm. I think we've formed a little unspoken pact. She doesn't flip shit and fly away, and I just sit there ans sip coffee and smoke
 
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There's a nest of robins in a tree outside the house. Every morning this week I've had coffee and a smoke outside and I watch the mama robin. she just looks at me as she's sitting, about ten feet away, in the nest keeping the babies warm. I think we've formed a little unspoken pact. She doesn't flip shit and fly away, and I just sit there ans sip coffee and smoke
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hell yeah

I hate how I don't live in an area where I can come outside, chill and observe birds much anymore

also I miss morning cigs and coffee too! going on 7 months cig free
 
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Get'sMad

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like sometimes I freak out while looking at birds for awhile and am just like

"you were a likely a descendant of a motherfucking dinosaur"

and my mind just blows into pieces
 
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Yep.

I love birds. If you don't fuck with them, keep quiet, and just watch them, they're great.

I got away with sneaking a peak into the nest when mom and pop were gone. Babies were sleeping.
 
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Get'sMad

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when did you guys figure out you were actually mortal??

for me it was during my junior year of college and I came home and I asked my mom to teach me how to properly fold a fitted sheet

it was at that exact moment I realized I was, infact, going to die at some point

I still can't even fold a fitted sheet right

god bless the drunk thread
 
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ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

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Get'sMad said:
when did you guys figure out you were actually mortal??

for me it was during my junior year of college and I came home and I asked my mom to teach me how to properly fold a fitted sheet

it was at that exact moment I realized I was, infact, going to die at some point

I still can't even fold a fitted sheet right

god bless the drunk thread
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I've been in enough accidents that I know that I'm a Highlander. I'm coming for you bro and your power. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Wow survived last nIght. Still feel buzzed but in a good way. Gon get blazed and bike ride. Need the touch of a female badly.
 
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Deleted member 81567

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About to smoke some good bud later. Haven't smoked some since like a week ago (omgosh.)
 
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Deleted member 81567

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Yeah she'd cry because I'm sucking such a small penis.
 
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Snuggles

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No, she'll cry because you're a fucking disappointment. She should have swapped you with a better baby when no one was looking.
 
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Sure, start a fight but then walk away. I wonder what that tells us about yourself.
 
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