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I'm in New York, grab your bike and I'll meet you here. I'll strangle you with my bare hands.
 
He got himself banned so he can fuck a girl/guy. Don't count him out.
 
they need like optional lanyards you can grab when you walk into stores that let employees of the store know you don't want to be talked to or interacted with at all

like do not disturb signs for your door at the hotel but so some asshole doesn't ask if you're finding everything okay...I know where the gouda and bloody mary mix is already mother fucker.

so yeah I went shopping hungover and had a bad time and now I'm waiting to by some weed
 
blame space said:
Get'sMad they make them do it. they're just trying to not get bitched at themselves.
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I'm aware of this

its so they don't get be bitched by their superior they can be all "he had a lanyard bro lay off me"

its for everyones benefit.

in other news, theres some really good butts on the US womens indoor volleyball team

like great asses
 
god my pot dealer is such a dipshit sometimes...he was all yeah I can come up to his work and get some yesterday then right before he was all "im getting more tomorrow...hit me up at 4 tomorrow and come get it."

I text him once to see if it still a thing today...no reply

text him again saying "no go I guess?"

no reply

YOU HAVE IMESSAGE I KNOW YOU READ THEM DIPSHIT

just tell me you don't have any its not that hard

now I gotta hold back on my evening drinking because his place is too far to bike to if hes not up at his work with a sack...adjfoajeorijaldfn I want to get stoned
 
Hey Snuggler suck a dick:


Hey Eggman, it's me Atramental. Tell the drunk thread that I'm going to try my luck with a girl who works at this deli that I go to every now and then. The other day I went into the deli and she was all, "Oh hey! I haven't seen you in a while." I think that's good indicator that she want's my cock because no girl ever tells me that.


From Facebook.
 
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this
 
I just broke up with my girlfriend, do you guys think I'd lick my mom's pussy?
 
Dr Eggman said:
Hey Eggman, it's me Atramental. Tell the drunk thread that I'm going to try my luck with a girl who works at this deli that I go to every now and then. The other day I went into the deli and she was all, "Oh hey! I haven't seen you in a while." I think that's good indicator that she want's my cock because no girl ever tells me that.
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I saw him boarding on that place for binned gaffers. What's the point? May as well be here
 
ATF487 said:
I saw him boarding on that place for binned gaffers. What's the point? May as well be here
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He explained that as well.
He spends 7-8 hours daily (maybe I'm exaggerating) and 2-3 hours there, since there's less members and updates over there, which allows him to procrastinate less.
 
I remember when I was young and rubbed my crotch on my male cousin ( we were both around 7-8?) It was weird.
 
Drunk, drunk, drunk. All I do is drink and I'm only 24. Congratsto my homeboy Sebastian and his wife Sally for getting married. I love you like,a bro (Christian too). ¡Hoy se bebe!
 
languages that aren't english have way better common phrases to toast to

when I was learning russian there were like 50 and they all ruled
 
Someone recommend me something to drink straight that's not whiskey or bourbon or rum.

I might just die tonight and I need to go out with a bang.
 
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