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I'm in New York, grab your bike and I'll meet you here. I'll strangle you with my bare hands.
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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I'll fucking suck your dick motherfucker, I don't care.
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If you had any sexual experience you'd know that.
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He got himself banned so he can fuck a girl/guy. Don't count him out.
freenudemacusers
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I read the convo and hit my dick until I came. Dont know about anyone else
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You're the first person Snuggler ever made to cum.
they need like optional lanyards you can grab when you walk into stores that let employees of the store know you don't want to be talked to or interacted with at all
like do not disturb signs for your door at the hotel but so some asshole doesn't ask if you're finding everything okay...I know where the gouda and bloody mary mix is already mother fucker.
so yeah I went shopping hungover and had a bad time and now I'm waiting to by some weed
like do not disturb signs for your door at the hotel but so some asshole doesn't ask if you're finding everything okay...I know where the gouda and bloody mary mix is already mother fucker.
so yeah I went shopping hungover and had a bad time and now I'm waiting to by some weed
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Get'sMad they make them do it. they're just trying to not get bitched at themselves.
I'm aware of this
its so they don't get be bitched by their superior they can be all "he had a lanyard bro lay off me"
its for everyones benefit.
in other news, theres some really good butts on the US womens indoor volleyball team
like great asses
I love you snuggler
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Did anyone go to TOMORROWLAND?
I don't think there is/was tomorrowland at disney world...haven't been to a land
I just remember finding the spacheship earth ride epcot center mad creepy
I think there were subtle references about eradicating the jews
freenudemacusers
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Do I get a commemorative t shirt?
god my pot dealer is such a dipshit sometimes...he was all yeah I can come up to his work and get some yesterday then right before he was all "im getting more tomorrow...hit me up at 4 tomorrow and come get it."
I text him once to see if it still a thing today...no reply
text him again saying "no go I guess?"
no reply
YOU HAVE IMESSAGE I KNOW YOU READ THEM DIPSHIT
just tell me you don't have any its not that hard
now I gotta hold back on my evening drinking because his place is too far to bike to if hes not up at his work with a sack...adjfoajeorijaldfn I want to get stoned
I text him once to see if it still a thing today...no reply
text him again saying "no go I guess?"
no reply
YOU HAVE IMESSAGE I KNOW YOU READ THEM DIPSHIT
just tell me you don't have any its not that hard
now I gotta hold back on my evening drinking because his place is too far to bike to if hes not up at his work with a sack...adjfoajeorijaldfn I want to get stoned
Are you Peruvian? Congratulations! According to Wikipedia, today is also World Hepatitis Day. Never forget.
29 hours? That's pretty specific.
I was celebrating independence from Hepatitis.
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Hey Snuggler suck a dick:
Hey Eggman, it's me Atramental. Tell the drunk thread that I'm going to try my luck with a girl who works at this deli that I go to every now and then. The other day I went into the deli and she was all, "Oh hey! I haven't seen you in a while." I think that's good indicator that she want's my cock because no girl ever tells me that.
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Hey Eggman, it's me Atramental. Tell the drunk thread that I'm going to try my luck with a girl who works at this deli that I go to every now and then. The other day I went into the deli and she was all, "Oh hey! I haven't seen you in a while." I think that's good indicator that she want's my cock because no girl ever tells me that.
From Facebook.
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Copernicus, I didn't fuck my mom alright? I DID NOT FUCK MY MOM.
freenudemacusers
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Did you borrow this from Redux?
this
Did you lick her pussy and/or asshole?
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Are you guys serious? I never licked my mom's asshole.
freenudemacusers
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So pussy then, unless you just patrolled the perimeter of her pubis.
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My mom's pussy is sacred.
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I just broke up with my girlfriend, do you guys think I'd lick my mom's pussy?
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Dorothy licked her mom's pussy?
I saw him boarding on that place for binned gaffers. What's the point? May as well be here
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He explained that as well.
He spends 7-8 hours daily (maybe I'm exaggerating) and 2-3 hours there, since there's less members and updates over there, which allows him to procrastinate less.
freenudemacusers
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Why not?
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Because it's not Monday yet?
I knew it.
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I remember when I was young and rubbed my crotch on my male cousin ( we were both around 7-8?) It was weird.
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monday is a false construct bro. Free your mind, free your moms pussy.
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My mom's pussy probably doesn't even exist.
All gaf legends are born from a sacred beginning.
My big ass bottle of strongbow is gone folks, Its down my neck away. Everything is now great all of a sudden.. Stella now yo.
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