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[Timedog]

What's perfect hair forever, wizard?

Why don't they make a show called Who's Falsetto is it Anyway, where they have celebrity males with distinctive voices, and the cast of talented improv comedians have to guess who the celebrity guest of the week is by having them sing or give lines in a falsetto voice. The comedians would come up with funny lines based off of audience participation. For instance, the guest could be Edward James Olmos, and Wayne Brady could ask the audience for a subject, and someone shouts out Tigers, and then Wayne Brady with his quick-thinking improv comedian mind could funnily tell Edward James Olmos to give the Tony the Tiger cereal catchphrase in a hilarious falsetto tone. Then after somebody guesses his name, Edward James Olmos could come out from behind a silhouette screen and introduce his new movie about a Whistleblower bus driver.

If anyone at ABC is reading this, this post counts as me documenting the idea, and I will sue all of you for so much money I'd own Hollywood. Don't fuck with me, punk.

 

[Kentpaul]

Ice cold brewski in my hand

 

[tearsofash]

What's perfect hair forever, wizard?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Hair_Forever

TV show on adult swim back in the day. Williams Street six episode parody of anime basically.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

just finished jogging and it was hot out and i kept imagining what it would be like to jog with boobs

 

[J2d]

We should have a drunk/depression age thread. I'm sorry for behaving like an angry dick in my last post. I don't know better. People this age, I don't know man, they just annoy me and I whish I was gay, women and people in general are just so fucking boring. I gues im a bad drunk, I can't cop with it all.

I'm not that down, I gotta alot of things and a lot of means to get them. jejja!

 

[Rubbish King]

to many jägerbombs.

 

[J2d]

to many jägerbombs.

who drinks that shit? what the fuck, so much alchohol, don't waste it.

 

[ATF487]

We should have a drunk/depression age thread. I'm sorry for behaving like an angry dick in my last post. I don't know better. People this age, I don't know man, they just annoy me and I whish I was gay, women and people in general are just so fucking boring. I gues im a bad drunk, I can't cop with it all.

I'm not that down, I gotta alot of things and a lot of means to get them. jejja!

This is the thread for half of us, I'd reckon

Also I like jager, and most black liquorice tasting things

 

[Penguin]

Got some vodka/beer and Street Fighter: The movie to keep me engaged tonight.

 

[Kentpaul]

Gram of charly in my top pocket yo, going to try and smoke it on tobacco. Il get some techno.

I owe the man 40 quid FML

FML?

 

[Cindres]

Decided 3 litres of strong dry cider was a necessary and important purchase tonight.

It totally was man, feeling goooooooooooooooood. Been too long since I ventured into drunk gaf.

 

[blame space]

i think the brakes on my car are broken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSefMI91nc

bitch i'm lugubrious

 

[Snuggles]

What happened to Chilis? This place has gone to shit

 

[blame space]

did you get a bloomin onion? did you guys know that applebee's turns into a night club on the weekends?

 

[blame space]

you guys are you dringking i mean you should be at this opint it is fdriday lets live a little

 

[Snuggles]

Hi. I went out and it was kinda shitty but I made it back home with beer so let's make this a night to remember.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Having such a strange day. There's an airshow at the airport so I was driving to work at the stoplight look up to see a fighter jet climbing completely vertically. It looked nuts. Then it was doing faster than sound passes over the whole area and it was like an earthquake. I also got a free copy of borderlands2 with my graphics card, and last night I met a tweaked girl named Charlie while I was out walking around. She was hunched over and carrying lots of purses. It was weird. She was looking to score. I want to wake up at sunrise tomorrow. I'm in a fight with a really close friend too and I'm seriously mad at her and she keeps sending me messages. It's potluck night at work though so im sitting in the break room feeling VERY suffocated.

Fuckin fighter jets man. It gave me anxiety just looking at it. It defied all logic and physics. I can't believe some guy was just doin it while I was stuck at a stop light.

 

[which1spink]

reporting in at 4:47am local. entertain me, gaf!

 

[blame space]

fucking fighter jets

 

[Snuggles]

Drinking Rolling Rock from a can. Where did I go wrong.

 

[Rubbish King]

who drinks that shit? what the fuck, so much alchohol, don't waste it.

They were all out of appletinies

 

[blame space]

ahve you guys heard gangnam style
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Can you post the link to ghetto superstar so I can listen to it. Thanks.

 

[ATF487]

Drinking Rolling Rock from a can. Where did I go wrong.

When you bought Rolling Rock in the store

is there a better cheap alcohol than gin? I haven't found it

 

[blame space]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=969ANF3GCX8

topical vid too

 

[Deleted member 22576]

The soundtrack to bulworth.

 

[Wool]

I'm going to the horse track tomorrow to get drunk, gamble, and maybe even scream at the jockeys. There is no place I'd rather spend a Saturday in August.

 

[blame space]

the government killed old dirty bastard

 

[Deleted member 81567]

 

[ATF487]

ole dirty bastard, live and uncut

 

[Deleted member 22576]

nah he was circumcised I bet

 

[Kjellson]

I've had that One Direction song in my head all day.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

for real tho, my 12 year old self wanted to bang mya

 

[Mully]

Drunk and playing Project Reality. You feel me?

 

[Mully]

I said you fucking feel me Blame_Space, Eggman, Snuggler?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I feel guilty for saying bang.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

DJ bang space, queue up that puff daddy cover of that police song where puff daddy crashes his motorcycle

 

[Deleted member 22576]

let's hear that puff daddy/jimmy page duet (ft. Godzilla.)

 

[Deleted member 22576]

how puff daddy earned his wings
a transmedia experience

 

[ATF487]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZYYNCZhYQc

you can never escape...your fate

 

[Tess3ract]

I'm less drunk now but aww yeah, being drunk and having your dick sucked

 

[Mully]

I'm less drunk now but aww yeah, being drunk and having your dick sucked

Like apple pie.

 

[Tess3ract]

fuck im so honrhy

 

[Deleted member 22576]

can we listen to the tech n9ne Christmas carol

 

[Tess3ract]

tech9 the band owns, owns!

 

[ATF487]

I'm less drunk now but aww yeah, being drunk and having your dick sucked

sooooooo jelly

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I don't know how you guys can focus so intensely when you're drunk do you just like build up the tension in your legs or what most of the time when I'm building up the tension in lower abs/dickmuscle it takes super intense concentration. when I'm drunk I'm all floaty in mah brain ad can't really center my being where it's needed so I just get a sorta lame orgasm because the tension is built up in my extremities I think I really like kissing all over bodies when I'm drunk though like if you've got a post shower unbuttoned flannel situation going on and it's kinda late anyway and maybe the room is a little disorganized so you just sorta get goofy with eachother before you set the alarm

 

[Penguin]

So very drunk tonight

But Street Fighter: The Movie is still a fun movie.

 

[ATF487]

the songs of leonard cohen is really, really, really, really, good

 

[Deleted member 22576]

im hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome