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[Deleted member 22576]

im a very sensitive person

 

[AcridMeat]

Sort of, it wasn't too far out but I took some dirt roads through some areas close to my block. It was kind of woodsy but it's also where a lot of hobos camp out (there used to be a train station nearby) and I'm pretty sure people also hide a lot of dead bodies out there. Didn't find any though, sadly. Maybe next time. I wouldn't mind bringing a fresh one home for experiments.

On a similar note, I'm thinking about doing a drunken Into the Wild thing for an entire weekend soon, but I need to find someone to feed my cats first. The little shits are holding me back again. I would also need to buy like 10 plastic bottles of smirnoff to bring with me.

Make sure you have a knife to defend that vodka.

Sometimes mentally I feel like a hobo at an abandoned train station.

 

[Ultima_5]

Well you can still impress by throwing someone's Yarmulke on the ground in front of her.

Spoiler

i have one of those

 

[Rubbish King]

Hey drunk thread, so here i sit, on some indian dudes sofa in tenerife, i dont speak a word of spanish and im going to a club later...ive been warned by a friend that if people know im english ill be approached by every drunkard who fancies a go at attempting to talk to me....this should be interesting, currently drinking some strange cocktail with all manner of spirits enclosed in this 2012 olympics glass....not only am i wasted, im also damn high...will post back in the morning

 

[Atramental]

I'm back from the dead!

 

[blame space]

atramental where's my money

 

[Atramental]

It's not New Years yet.

And I have about 4 months to get laid.

So yeah, I better get cracking.

 

[ZeroRay]

So how'd they treat you at the other site Atra?

Spoiler

i have one of those

Spoiler

Cause an alert.

 

[Atramental]

They were alright.

We had some good laughs too.

 

[ZeroRay]

Very good, but now it's time to get back into business.

The business of not giving these crazy alcoholics money, that is.

 

[Ravager61]

This was the ad I saw while browsing GAF. The ads know me too well.

Gotta find my credit card...

 

[Atramental]

This year is gonna be good. Haha.

So much time on my hands to do whatever.

 

[Ultima_5]

This year is gonna be good. Haha.

So much time on my hands to do whatever.

masutrbate

 

[Get'sMad]

In Seattle for the night getting loaded at the hotel.

God everytime I travel I just end up having fantasies of living in a hotel.

I would soooo live in a hotel.

 

[Atramental]

masutrbate

NO! I must stay perpetually aroused.

I shall not masturbate until I've inserted my meat spoon into some girl's quivering mound of love pudding.

 

[Ultima_5]

NO! I must stay perpetually aroused.

I shall not masturbate until I've inserted my meat spoon into some girl's quivering mound of love pudding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb25R1yd1lc

 

[Atramental]

God. What am I saying? Perpetually aroused?

I sound like some sort of sex offender.

 

[Mully]

Nice schedule Atramental. I've got Mondays and Wednesdays. That's it niggas. BTW is Eggman banned for good?

 

[Ultima_5]

Nice schedule Atramental. I've got Mondays and Wednesdays. That's it niggas. BTW is Eggman banned for good?

Hope not. I like the cut of his jib.

I have tues and most of thurs free. I'm totally stoked.

 

[Atramental]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK1m__CqWAk

 

[Dartastic]

I've consumed 2/3 of a bottle of two buck chuck and I am not drunk. I would like to go get something else to drink, but I am poor as I have just graduated from school and I do not have a decent job yet. I don't even have enough money to splurge on CS:GO. Fuck. :/

 

[Atramental]

Donate plasma. edit: When you can.

My good friend did that when he was low on cash.

 

[Dartastic]

scared SHITLESS of needles. So, nope. Sperm ain't my thing either as I don't wanna be no anon baby daddy.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

remember that song from the 90s Romeo and Juliet movie that goes "just like Romeo and Juliet, hot sex just to get you wet" or something. What was that song.


I've been having a surge of movie tie in flashes before my eyes it's very worrisome. I also experienced a nexus f sorts last night while sanding in the middle of the street looking at the horizon. I'll try to elaborate later, I'm at work. I'm ready for this week to be over though.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

goddamnit there is nothing better than putting some weed in the bottom of your kief catcher and then waiting like weeks for it to just COVERED. everytime you tap the grinder and shake it around its just rolling around like a snowball getting bigger and bigger.

 

[AcridMeat]

Jtwo get the fuck on this right now its white hot lightning

 

[Timedog]

Every thread that talks about how weird space is, is the new stealth weed thread.

 

[Snuggles]

Wow it's a miracle that my alarm woke me up. Got shitfucked last night at bars and stuff. I have no idea how much money I put on my mastercard and I lost my marijuana pipe. But it could be worse I guess. I remembered to put my phone on the charger and I feel fine.

Last thing I remember is my friend puking in an alley.

 

[Snuggles]

Foundmy pipe thank god, it was outside.

 

[Snuggles]

Why the fuck isn't my avatar loading, is any one else seeing this shit? Why are the mods doing this to me.

 

[Snuggles]

I could use another drink right now. I don't see why it's not socially acceptable to drink at work any more. If anything I would be a nicer person to work with if I had a solid buzz going thorugh out the day.

 

[Kerub]

I wish I could be drunk at work

 

[arab]

HI GUYS

 

[Snuggles]

What do you want, arab

 

[ZeroRay]

Stop being racist, Snuggler.

Fuckin' cats, I tell you.

 

[Mully]

It's the dobermans.

 

[Timedog]

I made weed brownies and I've been eating this shit every day. Gonna eat some more after work tonight and get high as fuck. I dare anyone to stop me.

 

[Atramental]

I've lived in this world for 22 years and I've never had any weed.

I want to fix that.

 

[Snuggles]

About to get lifted and blast off some heavy duty fireworks

 

[freenudemacusers]

I've lived in this world for 22 years and I've never had any weed.

I want to fix that.

Drugs are bad

 

[Atramental]

Then I guess Timedog isn't a very good role model.

 

[Snuggles]

Drugs are bad

Nope

 

[ecurbj]

I've lived in this world for 22 years and I've never had any weed.

I want to fix that.

25 years on this Earth and I did it the day I moved out my Mom's house and it was a weird experience but fun nonetheless. I did it 4 or 5 times after that.

 

[Rayven_king]

Her body is a problem.....

 

[SteveWinwood]

ATRA!

When did you get back?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Nope

They totally are bro

 

[Acid08]

Drugs are bad

Drugs are fucking rad, I do them every day. You ignorant possum.

 

[Atramental]

ATRA!

When did you get back?

Yesterday.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Drugs are fucking rad, I do them every day. You ignorant possum.

You can't even tell me form a possum, drugs have warped your mind so much...

 

[Acid08]

You can't even tell me form a possum, drugs have warped your mind so much...

I SEE YOUR LONG SNOUT YOU FUCKING POSSUM