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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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shadyspace

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It's not uncertain. We had a back and forth for years and we finally got serious. She wants me to propose (she said as much). I'm young but I have prospects out the ass and can't find a reason for saying no.
 
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Ultima_5

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sup drunk gaf. first big game of the semester. had people over and drank all day and what not.

some what damaged.

posted a thread, which won't go anywhere because I forgot my English terms =/

hows everybody
 
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Ultima_5

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JokerOfSpades said:
Won't get with any girls, drunk as fuck and trying to clean up after a party and taking care of a drunk friend. Fuck my life...
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having people over is always a nightmare. unless you're in engineering... then when you have a house party for someones bday the only people who come over are other engineers and i'm the only one who drinks. I just leave them on the porch though and the hobos come by at night and take 'em.
 
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Casserole just coming out of the oven. I'm out of lemons and limes. :'(
 
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Vermillion

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Ultima_5 said:
having people over is always a nightmare. unless you're in engineering... then when you have a house party for someones bday the only people who come over are other engineers and i'm the only one who drinks. I just leave them on the porch though and the hobos come by at night and take 'em.
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Pshhh, not my room, nigga. But instead of dippin' to another, better party, I'm watch in my friend... this won't get me shit. FML.
 
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Mully

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I'm going to fucking beat the living shit out of y'all one day. I have listened to Gotham's Reckoning and within in a month I'll be as big as Bane. Two months and I'll be more toned as Bane.
 
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Eidan

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The presidency of Barack Obama has honestly increased my game in bars. I grinded on one of the nicer white asses I've encountered recently solely because the chick thought I sounded like Obama. Four more years.
 
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Timedog

good credit (by proxy)
Balddemon made me prematurely wipe all of the hydrogen peroxide (h202 6% solution) off of my body parts to tell you guys that he's sad that he struck out with a Spanish-German 29 year old (gender not important).
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I don't think I'll get out of bed today. I wish I had polio or some shit so I could get away with laying in bed 24 7.
 
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ecurbj

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Eidan said:
The presidency of Barack Obama has honestly increased my game in bars. I grinded on one of the nicer white asses I've encountered recently solely because the chick thought I sounded like Obama. Four more years.
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God damn was this hilarious! Me and my cousin are bagging the fuck up. Obama 2012!!
 
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Mully

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The 49 year old drunk bartender kept showing her surprisingly perky tits last night. I felt happy and violated at the same time.
 
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Deleted member 22576

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Posting from my bed it's like a cloud. I got some bitching coffee beans but I don't want to leave my cloud.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
Had a shitty hangover all morning. I for one thought my day was ruined. The hangover i am talking about lifted at 3pm.
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
coldvein said:
that's a beautiful moment, isn't it? when you realize you're going to live.

i touched macusers butt last night.
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First thing i done was have a long bath to become reborn into feeling normal again. The good thing about being shitfaced is sleeping on a friends floor doesn't suck as much as it sounds.

Key.


A floor is the walking surface of a room or vehicle. Floors vary from simple dirt in a cave to many-layered surfaces using modern technology. Floors may be stone, wood, bamboo, metal, or any other material that can hold a person's weight.
 
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Relix

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What a fucking hangover. Had to wake up twice to puke. I am getting old. Well, I didn't eat before going out drinking... still :p
 
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Kentpaul

When keepin it real goes wrong. Very, very wrong.
The worse thing is forgetting to drink a shitload of water before going to sleep. Then again that runs the risk you could piss your self during the night.

ALCOHOL PROBLEMS FML
 
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I don't have a hangover. I feel amazing. I am amazing.
 
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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
I thought I was out of ganj but it turns out a fuckload of it spilt out in my drug bag. Things are looking up, Sunday redeemed.
 
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Deleted member 22576

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There are some dope goddamn md players right now

Jeeeez I think this one has a jog dial.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-SON..._Players_ET&hash=item337b7c7347#ht_1839wt_922

Fuckin future chic
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Used-MD-Por...ersonal_MiniDisc_Recorder&hash=item4d00720c56

I'm super interested in a rackmount like this guy, but not this exact model
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sony-MDS-E1...0414?pt=US_MiniDisc_Decks&hash=item2ec12dcefe


Keeping my eye on this one. It's so low right now.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sony-MZ-R3-...ersonal_MiniDisc_Recorder&hash=item3cca47aa36

This is one of the very first portables, iirc
http://www.ebay.com/itm/RARE-SONY-M...ersonal_MiniDisc_Recorder&hash=item1c2acacb57

BEAUTIFUL
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Sony-MDS-S5...6405?pt=US_MiniDisc_Decks&hash=item41694d6e35




Hmmmmmmphhhh
 
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Atramental

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Eggman, who was that large breasted friend of yours that I saw on my Facebook feed this morning?

I wuz all, "Oh my god, When did this happen!" this morning.
 
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Whatsup maccy-poo.


Atramental said:
Eggman, who was that large breasted friend of yours that I saw on my Facebook feed this morning?

I wuz all, "Oh my god, When did this happen!" this morning.
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She's my date for next weekend. We're going to Times Square. Will post pics.
 
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Atramental

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Dr Eggman said:
She's my date for next weekend. We're going to Times Square. Will post pics.
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