so a spinster is an idependent woman who is alone?
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so a spinster is an idependent woman who is alone?
i was really stoked halfway into that sentence.
i'll do anything to move to your continent/island. including jacking your ass all night long.
Cue me in, I haven't heard about this yet.
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I think so. Idk. It's probably the first time I've ever used the term. I think it also implies they're middle aged.
It might even be kind of a rude phrase now that I think about it.
it sounds like carpet-bagger. or okie.
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Surely you know about the bet right? I'm not just giving away $15 to the top ten posters of this thread on a whim.
My major goal this year is to lose my virginity before 2013.
Surely you know about the bet right? I'm not just giving away $15 to the top ten posters of this thread on a whim.
My major goal this year is to lose my virginity before 2013.
Oh, I got mixed up. I know about your goal and the bet. I thought you had detailed that scheme you mentioned a few nights back.
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Oh yeah. That's just a scheme I have.
It's simply one of the means I'm using to reach my goal.
It's simply one of the means I'm using to reach my goal.
your goal is the wrong one man. that's the joke!
i look forward to my jimmyjohns sandwach courtesy of atramental tho.
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I know it's the wrong way to approach sex. haha...
Don't worry, if I end up losing this bet it's not like it's the end of the world for me.
I mean, I'm really doing an excellent job at just being cool, calm, and collected when I'm around these girls at my university. I'm not acting like I want anything from them. I genuinely interested in them as people and their lives.
Hell, I'll even deny sex the first time I am offered it.
Don't worry, if I end up losing this bet it's not like it's the end of the world for me.
I mean, I'm really doing an excellent job at just being cool, calm, and collected when I'm around these girls at my university. I'm not acting like I want anything from them. I genuinely interested in them as people and their lives.
Hell, I'll even deny sex the first time I am offered it.
what!!!! no. no!!!!
at, the first time you are offered sex.. you get it done. i dont care how fat or drunk or stupid she is. just get it done man. it seems lame to say, but itll do a lot for you.
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Okay, okay. I won't be that ridiculous.
Seriously. Don't even worry about satisfying her or anything, just stick it in and be done with it. You'll pull out a changed man.
Back from work, decided to try one of these Coors Light Silver Bullet cans we had in the fridge. As much as I've shit on this beer and how awful it in things like beer pong. After working in the sun today to have this cold as fuck beer, well, I get it.
Having leftover pizza with it helps too.
Having leftover pizza with it helps too.
I had that on Sunday, wish that chain was here. Eating an 8'' sandwich while listening to punk music, fuck yeah.
Aw yeah I might get some JJ's for dinner. They are located about a half mile from me, but parking near there is a HUGE pain. Thankfully they have no minimum for delivery and no delivery charge as well! I love that place so much. I'm sure the drivers enjoy being able to drive to my house in about a minute flat and make two or three bucks off of a six dollar order, ha.
Also, does anybody have any scotch recommendations? I've been drinking Speyburn recently because it's affordable. I'm not a fan of blended scotch (well, I like it, but not as much). I don't mind paying more, but I still don't want to pay a shitload, and I have no idea where to start aside from Glenlivet since it's popular... but it's still so damn high. I was always a bourbon man and never really cared for scotch, Speyburn really turned me onto it recently... every blended scotch I've tried has been meh though, but I've only tried four different bottles in the 20 - 35$ range.
Fucking walk. Brown bag it there if you have to.
But they deliverrrrr. Whole purpose of the post! They are the only place I know of that doesn't have a delivery charge, and one of the few places that don't require a minimum order amount.
Listen to this man. I wish I could go back in time back to high school not a virgin. Things would be totally different.
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I'm feeling good right now.
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Guys this girl I've been chatting with in university casually invited me out to a movie night that the school's putting on this evening. This was after we sat and had a nice 20 minute chat over cigarettes. It wasn't an outright "come with" but more of a "if you feel like..." I'm just getting to know her, so I'm conflicted whether to go. I was planning on staying in and finishing this mickey of vodka. Should I play it cool and get drunk, or go?
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Oh mah gawd! Fucking go.
Sounds like my kind of night
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Alright movie's in an hour so I can get a drink or two in! It's win-win.
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Sent this text 3 hours ago.
No response. :|
No response. :|
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Excellent.
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I'm so fucking high, I just wrecked these Lay salt n vinegar chips. God I want my dad to rape my asshole so hard.
Why, not into her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrYdeSQVZmY
you know you're dunk when everyone at th eparty is singing this sopng
you know you're dunk when everyone at th eparty is singing this sopng
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Crimefrog I've never heard of a snake bite. Sounds good.
It wasn't that great, but it could be because the pilsner at my work isn't that tasty. Trumer Pils? I might actually prefer bottled budweiser.
Crispin hard cider is pretty good though, although it's no Strongbow.
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Hmmmm. Yeah I see crispin all the time, but my brand loyalty to ACE knows no bounds.
Trumers alright.. though meyb I'll try to find something fancy. im super keen on using beer in mixed drinks / blends.
Is it just 1:1 or what?
Trumers alright.. though meyb I'll try to find something fancy. im super keen on using beer in mixed drinks / blends.
Is it just 1:1 or what?
Yeah, I was just doing it 1:1, but maybe it would taste better 2:3, the 3 being the cider.
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Tomorrow is snakebite Saturday.
Hold on taya butts.
Need to go to the community market and find a Latino-tween with snakebites to smooch.
Hold on taya butts.
Need to go to the community market and find a Latino-tween with snakebites to smooch.
drunk gaf got a problem....this chick Im talking to is kind of flirty...period.
She giving me signs but im like fuck is it even worth it? you know what I mean? She kind of is flirty with other people but also throws me the look and touch a little more tho...
Im feeling like I shouldn't get too attached to her...idk man...fuck
She giving me signs but im like fuck is it even worth it? you know what I mean? She kind of is flirty with other people but also throws me the look and touch a little more tho...
Im feeling like I shouldn't get too attached to her...idk man...fuck
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Yeah, but do you like like her though?
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