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[kehs]

macuser......I love you.


Who wants to see my sexy legs?

I know Dev is dying to see how she measures up.

 

[freenudemacusers]

luv u 2 bb

can we have a legs moment itt

 

[kehs]

I feel like a hobo, I have the hiccups.

 

[shadyspace]

If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your friend with benefits? It sounded like that was going well for you. Also sick of the grind btw.

I hate the Lions. If it wasn't for the Pistons in 2004 sports would be nothing but disappointment for me. It's the one time my team won. Fuck sports.

Never say would you mind me asking in the drunk thread. So we first hooked up in 09 when she was dating my best friend. They broke up shortly after but he never found out. Me and her didn't talk for a while and she got some new bf she dated for a year or so who she now claims is gay. She contacts me out of the blue and we start fucking, it's great, says she loves me during the first time but then the reality sets in.

We're hundreds of miles apart and I'm a dumb kid who doesn't know his dick from a stick in the ground.

New school, new girls and they're coming easy but it's never the same, you know?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I feel like a hobo, I have the hiccups.

i get hiccups from beer sometimes.

the worst.

so bad.

i hate it.

 

[Get'sMad]

yer avatr looks like a van

you ever committed a crime against a van?

 

[kehs]

Hiccups are gone bitches.


Got someone to scare me.

Talking about being pregnant and shit.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Omfg the sunset tonight was amazing. About to go to Safeway and get a pizza and a beer. I haven't drank since Wednesday.

 

[kehs]

I need to be permanently banned. Which mod reads this thread? Make sure the reason you put down is that I got banned for trolling Apple.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

y u so hate ur self?

 

[kehs]

Why not?

I'm Copernicus,I even troll myself.

 

[shadyspace]

Cop I really appreciate you being here. It's one sided but most of your posts make me laugh.

 

[kehs]

Cop I really appreciate you being here. It's one sided but most of your posts make me laugh.

That's what I live for.

If there's no lols then what is it all for?

I'm the most altruistic motherfucker you will ever know. In just gave a guy in a wheel chair twenty five bucks becuae I spent twenty three on a bottle of booze.

 

[coldvein]

That's what I live for.

If there's no lols then what is it all for?

I'm the most altruistic motherfucker you will ever know. In just gave a guy in a wheel chair twenty five bucks becuae I spent twenty three on a bottle of booze.

fuck... that just reminded me that i actually gave some random guy 12 bucks last night. jesus christ

 

[shadyspace]

coldvein what should i do?

 

[Get'sMad]

have a doctors appointment at 10 tomorrow and don't have to show up til work til noon'ish

calling it a night by hydrating up, smoking a huge bowl and watching blade runner on blu-ray for the 575960860 time

 

[kehs]

coldvein what should i do?

Reciprocate and go down on me.

 

[shadyspace]

It's over, isn't it?

 

[Get'sMad]

when am I gonna be able to post like Deckard can examine photos?

 

[kehs]

Doubt it, I haven't cum yet.

 

[shadyspace]

Cop where do you live

 

[kehs]

Cop where do you live

Wherever you want me to baby.


As long as you pay my flight ticket.

 

[kehs]

No one else is drinking tonight?

What are you, too busy contributing to society?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=pokemon+pogs

 

[AndresON777]

You don't know if you like it before you have tried it.

do you like some aluminum to ur arse. need to try it first?

 

[kehs]

Hmm....

I didn't send anybody any pictures did I?

 

[coldvein]

sadly no

 

[kehs]

Good...good.

I feel like my soul is leaving my body, and not like hungover, but literally.

 

[Snuggles]

You don't have a soul. All that's in your body is guts and meat. Nothing means anything.

Who is rozay?

 

[kehs]

You don't have a soul. All that's in your body is guts and meat. Nothing means anything.

Who is rozay?

Part of smartphone gaf that got permed for a little stupid joke.

 

[Snuggles]

I think that's how I'll get permed. I'm pretty good at not getting banned but some day I'll end up at the wrong play at the wrong time while the wrong person is reading. At least I'll be able to look back and say I lived every day like it was my last.

 

[Atramental]

Bluh... about 3 more months left.

 

[ZeroRay]

Yo Atra, mind bumping me up the list since only like 7 people post in this thread at this point?

 

[Atramental]

If eggman or blame space were perma'd then I'll be able to bump some people up.

I'll update the top 10 drunk thread posters this weekend.

 

[Snuggles]

I thought Eggman was perm'd. How long is he banned?

Anyways, just went for a lakeside bike ride in the pouring raining while listing to some Tycho. Shit was pretty amazing.

 

[coldvein]

Bluh... about 3 more months left.

plenty of time. you got this mayne

 

[freenudemacusers]

Bluh... about 3 more months left.

Dude

 

[Atramental]

This bet was a bad idea. A very bad idea.

All I can think about is this bet.

 

[Liferebooted]

why is it that i can drink 1500ml of vodka and not feel a thing but 1 four loko fucks me up

 

[Kentpaul]

Going sober for a while guys wish me luck. Trying to get in prime shape for my mountain biking.

 

[coldvein]

moving to scotland ASAP.

 

[Atramental]

Tonight I'm drinking.

Why? Because fuck everything.

 

[Snuggles]

Nice. Whatchu drinkin?

About to grab something for myself. I might head out in a bit and try to find some work peeps who are out at the bar tonight for a birthday thing, but they're mostly people I don't talk much with. This chick I want to put it in might be there, though, so it's tempting.

 

[Atramental]

Currently whiskey that I've stowed away in a pocket flask

 

[Atramental]

A mothafucking soviet pocket flask

 

[AcridMeat]

A mothafucking soviet pocket flask

Where/how much. I have a hammer/sickle skin on my Borderlands 2 dude right now, so ridiculous.

 

[Atramental]

Where/how much. I have a hammer/sickle skin on my Borderlands 2 dude right now, so ridiculous.

My brother got it when he was in Poland and he gave it to me as a gift.

I don't know how much he payed for it.

 

[Snuggles]

Fuck, I arrived late an my work peeps alluded me. Hopping from bar to bar, maybe I'll find them, maybe I won't but I'm finding this way more fun then anchoring down at one bar.

 

[kehs]

That's a quarter bottle gone.

Hrm....not good....

 

[kehs]

Killing my ear drums listening to Lil Wayne with headphones and a bottle of Jameson in my hand whilst I sit in the dark.

This is what being jtwo must feel like.