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Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Glad you're okay that sounds rough! Didn't need stitches or anything?

Nah something is awry in my rib area but it's internal so we cool. It only hurts when I sit, stand, lay down and walk. But I don't do doctors until my ailment is debilitating, anything else I just man up and take.
 
And she's seeing someone else.
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Onto the next one.

Yep. Nothing special about her. Just keep going.

Also that other drunk thread sucks.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
More power to ya. I keep meaning to hit up a bar solo but keep pussing out.

It's nice to have a friend or two with you to have people to fall back on and to not look like a loner, but solo bar nights can be rewarding. You never know where the night is gonna take you. Sometimes nowhere, but sometimes cool things happen. They're like little journeys.

Go for it AltraMetal. Don't be discouraged if you have a few nights where you don't click with anyone. Not saying that will happen to you, but it does happen and it sucks. You can't let that stuff slow you down, keep at it and keep improving yourself and eventually things will work out in your favor. It's just a matter of perseverance.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
the first thing someone says to me is "hey man I think your face is bleeding". I feel like the goddamn elephant man.

OK I think I cracked a rib.
 

Wool

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Yes...

You see. I live near the "A" and everyone that I know at my university lives near the "B":
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This distance is why I don't have much of a social life at my university.

If my advice means anything, I think you should move to Pickens and run for mayor.
 

Wool

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Well, you could bang a bunch of hick chicks.

I sort of picture Pickens as being the location that they shot the Cotton-Eyed Joe music video.
 
look up the documentary on youtube if you haven't seen it... it's unedited and mind-scarring in places.

i love out there stuff but you could not pay me to be an audience member at one of his shows, lol
 
yeah, when he took a shit on the floor of the venue, put his face in it, and threw it at audience members... yikes. but it was funny to see people flee at various stages of the horror, you could see the boundaries being crushed one by one...

This is the song of the night for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWgG5v7A3A

I think I'm going to be the Greatest American Hero for Halloween.

Get's Mad will appreciate it.
hah, i never knew what this song was.
 

Timedog

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The trick to hitting up a bar solo is to go to a place where there are at least 4 bars in close walking distance, although at least 6 is better, doesn't matter what kind of bars they are, don't shy away from "clubby" type places or sports bars. Hit up the most low key bar early, get started, and change bars at least once per hour until you find your fit. Also it is a necessity to wear something awesome/weird/cool. Feel the vibe of the bar and get into it. If someone strikes up a convo about anything, keep it going and progress into other lines of thought/conversation, even if it's as asinine as commenting on the bar and saying you've never been there before, or talking about how you're just bar hopping and trying to find cool people and some fun. Do those things and you will succeed. Once I'm hammered and in the correct bar at the right time I always end up at a table full of strangers. Or if you by chance see someone you know, GO WITH THEM. Follow the call of the party and make the night last forever.

If someone offers to sell you coke, say no. If they offer you free coke, say yes. If they offer you molly or Ecstasy, say yes whether it's free or not.
 
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One time I ate free Molly while peeing in a urinal at a shitty casino.
All there was to do in Tahoe was hang out at shitty casinos. I don't gamble so I'd just wander around.
But yeah, good tips. I haven't gone out solo in probably almost forever. I haven't really gone out gone out in any sense in quite a damn while now that I think about it.



Home from work. Finally.
I have tons of leftover beer from yesterday, it's all warm though.
My pipes are soaking in isopropyl so I guess I have to roll one. Idk. I can already feel this week is gonna be quick and forgettable. But my friends birthday is next Wednesday and I have something very nice planned for her, and then shortly after that my computer will be done and then it's my birthday shortly after that. So I can take this week as a nice little breather before winter madness. Can't wait to carve some pumpkins and get all harvesty, I'm gonna make zucchini mini muffins to bring into work for everyone.
 

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
The trick to hitting up a bar solo is to go to a place where there are at least 4 bars in close walking distance, although at least 6 is better, doesn't matter what kind of bars they are, don't shy away from "clubby" type places or sports bars. Hit up the most low key bar early, get started, and change bars at least once per hour until you find your fit. Also it is a necessity to wear something awesome/weird/cool. Feel the vibe of the bar and get into it. If someone strikes up a convo about anything, keep it going and progress into other lines of thought/conversation, even if it's as asinine as commenting on the bar and saying you've never been there before, or talking about how you're just bar hopping and trying to find cool people and some fun. Do those things and you will succeed. Once I'm hammered and in the correct bar at the right time I always end up at a table full of strangers. Or if you by chance see someone you know, GO WITH THEM. Follow the call of the party and make the night last forever.

If someone offers to sell you coke, say no. If they offer you free coke, say yes. If they offer you molly or Ecstasy, say yes whether it's free or not.

This is some of the best advice on the internet.

I'm hobbling like a motherfucker. It hurts bad. This is like the perfect opportunity for my enemies and haters to take a swing at me, I'm not doing so good.

The chick I texted yesterday never responded. It's not a big deal since there was no expectations but to get no response kinda hurt my ego, but then I looked at my phone last night and it turns out the message failed to send lol.

Anyways, I'm just gonna go curl up in a ball in the corner of my office and die. Bye.
 
The trick to hitting up a bar solo is to go to a place where there are at least 4 bars in close walking distance, although at least 6 is better, doesn't matter what kind of bars they are, don't shy away from "clubby" type places or sports bars. Hit up the most low key bar early, get started, and change bars at least once per hour until you find your fit. Also it is a necessity to wear something awesome/weird/cool. Feel the vibe of the bar and get into it. If someone strikes up a convo about anything, keep it going and progress into other lines of thought/conversation, even if it's as asinine as commenting on the bar and saying you've never been there before, or talking about how you're just bar hopping and trying to find cool people and some fun. Do those things and you will succeed. Once I'm hammered and in the correct bar at the right time I always end up at a table full of strangers. Or if you by chance see someone you know, GO WITH THEM. Follow the call of the party and make the night last forever.

If someone offers to sell you coke, say no. If they offer you free coke, say yes. If they offer you molly or Ecstasy, say yes whether it's free or not.
Awesome advice. I'll see if I can put it to use this Friday.

Atramental, how old are you?
22

Atra I saw this post and now I am all for burning-drunk-mangaf 2013
Yeah, after seeing that video I was pretty much thinking "I am going to Burning Man 2013 no matter what!"
 
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wine is too sugary
Omg I awoke and boak. I'm not getting out of bed anytime soon.
 
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