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drunk thread? drunk thread.

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Snuggles

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Mully said:
The sex was okay. It was sex. Except it was inside an ambulance and she was REALLY into it.
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You should have injected a shitload of morphine and banged her while drifting in and out of consciousness.
Atramental said:
HA-HA!

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42689322&postcount=344
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=42689298&postcount=1035

So long you creepy and stupid motherfuckers!
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Man, people on the internet can be so self-righteous.
 
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Mully

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That would have been against code Snuggy. It's okay to have sex inside an ambulance, but you can't have drugged sex inside an ambulance.

It's science.
 
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Mully

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Nah. She's one of those overly nice girly girls who has a heart of gold when she's horny. You would kill her horniness with that statement.

Huh, horniness is an actual word according to Chrome. Would you look at that? I wonder what other made up words are actually real words.
 
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vidcons

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Mully said:
Too late she's here. Surprisingly she's lost weight. She's still chunky, but she's not hiding anything. I'm not expecting an easier sex flow. I just want sex and I called upon her because I know she would give it to me no question.

One good thing is she has no issue having sex inside an ambulance.
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After passing out to The Onion videos, I'm totally with you on this now.
 
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I'm scared I'm gonna get banned u guys.
I made two goofy posts in that creepshot thread and I now I think bish is gonna ban me with his lawnmower.
 
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shadyspace

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I keep looking at the posts I made in those threads. I think the absolute worst one was flippantly calling someone a racist but I stand by that, not like I was trolling or whatever. I don't think I did anything banworthy but I am scared bish is gonna get overzealous.
 
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SteveWinwood

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I love how this whole forum is shaking in it's boots right now. You can't escape from it no matter what thread you're in.

Saying that, I'm probably gone in a couple hours, for my first ban.
 
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MormaPope

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The Creepshot thread will probably end up being some Harry Potter cheesiness, "The thread name that can't be said."

I thank myself and destiny that I didn't post in that thread, good luck to those that posted in it and I hope the bans aren't permanent.
 
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Get'sMad

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oh god I've woke up having "scenes missing" in my recollections from the prior night for the first time in years

that said I'm getting drunk right now

#yolo
 
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Wool

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Get'sMad said:
oh god I've woke up having "scenes missing" in my recollections from the prior night for the first time in years

that said I'm getting drunk right now

#yolo
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Like this?

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I am sad that Dennis got banned. I think it was probably those posts about Devolution. How many lives can one poster take?
 
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Get'sMad

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being a dude who doesnt watch much tv sitting around and watching the nfl all day really hammers home how shitty commercials are

if I see that stupid internet explorer commercial with that crappy generic white guy sounding "r'n'b" singer and a 4 years too late bad dubstep backtrack I'm gonna (not, but maybe) commit a crime
 
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Snuggles

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He could be talking about sex crimes.

Drinking hard cider and millter lites and watching the new Dexter. This show is dumb.
 
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ATF487

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Get'sMad said:
being a dude who doesnt watch much tv sitting around and watching the nfl all day really hammers home how shitty commercials are

if I see that stupid internet explorer commercial with that crappy generic white guy sounding "r'n'b" singer and a 4 years too late bad dubstep backtrack I'm gonna (not, but maybe) commit a crime
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fucking hate that ie commercial. and most commercials, really. nfl sucks for this but at least i get to see most of the games on broadcast networks
 
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Timedog

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WHEN I GO BEHIND
AND DO THE BUMP AND GRIND
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

BECAUSE I ONLY CARE ABOUT 2 THINGS
MY FREAKS AND MY PEAKS
 
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FairyD

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Nothing like being tipsy while at the office on a Monday morning. It totally destroys that anxiety before coming into work.
 
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what does it all mean what are we supposed to do??
 
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