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[kehs]

I loathe they guy who said "let's make a151 proof liquor", he's such an asshole.

 

[Mully]

Just walked into the liquor store to pick up a bottle of Black Label for this weekend. Saw a girl that I was with for a few months back at my old college. Wow college does things. She asked if I was available, I just

BAILED OUT.

Here's to starting the weekend one night early!

 

[kehs]

Just walked into the liquor store to pick up a bottle of Black Label for this weekend. Saw a girl that I was with for a few months back at my old college. Wow college does things. She asked if I was available, I just

BAILED OUT.

Here's to starting the weekend one night early!

Dude, you talking failed Johnny Walker, take it back. You would should walked out of that store with a free night's of pussy.

 

[Az]

Whats up fellas...

 

[Mully]

Dude, you talking failed Johnny Walker, take it back. You would should walked out of that store with a free night's of pussy.

She went from this:

(Left)

To This:

My girlfriend will be home from school in a week. I can wait another week and not screw the blob that the liquor store girl has become.

 

[kehs]

She went from this:

kindawant
To This:

kindawantless

My girlfriend will be home from school in a week. I can wait another week and not screw the blob that she has become.

Oh you have a girlfriend.

Good man. *dap*

 

[blame space]

thirsty thursday eveeybody

 

[blame space]

i did it. i killed the drunk thread.

 

[Rikkun]

i did it. i killed the drunk thread.

Thank you.

Now Sunday morning we'll be fresh and go to church.

 

[blame space]

man fuck church my mom used to wake me up and tell me i had to go to that shit

 

[kehs]

blame space.

 

[Snuggles]

man fuck church my mom used to wake me up and tell me i had to go to that shit

Man, I hated that. I would try to go to sleep while laying on the pew.

Also, just got home from work, picked up some brewskies on the way. Lets do this shit.

 

[Atramental]

man fuck church my mom used to wake me up and tell me i had to go to that shit

I still have to go...

fucking church sucks.

 

[brianjones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMIq_LrWSM4

 

[Snuggles]

I still have to go...

fucking church sucks.

Wow. I started to opt out of that shit by the time I was 15 or 16. By then I was much stronger than my mom so its not like she could physically force me to go.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Why do you kill everything you love?

 

[Atramental]

To This:

I'd still take her out to dinner or... something..

Unless she's a total freeloader thann nothanks.

Wow. I started to opt out of that shit by the time I was 15 or 16. By then I was much stronger than my mom so its not like she could physically force me to go.

Yeah, well I'm very weak willed and I don't like conflict soooo... at least I'm not a BJU anymore thank the christ.

 

[Leucrota]

You poor saps, drinking your lives away. So sad, alcohol is the devils poison.


Straight Edge 4 life.

Edit: I see you were joking.

 

[ATF487]

mully seems to be sort of bad form to post pics of the girl

anyway tomorrow i'm buying a ton of alcohol and never being sober again

 

[Fusion Pizza]

5 shots of whiskey and going to boot up Battlefield Bad Company 2 PC in a few, also have a pizza on the way, I wish dominoes delivered whiskey.

 

[kehs]

Edit: I see you were joking.

Leave it up!

I must have my conquests on display.

 

[Rikkun]

Yeah Mully, you did the right thing.

But you can't deny a girl some action, come on.

 

[coldvein]

sage francis tonight. drinking will be accomplished.

 

[blame space]

Why do you kill everything you love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUgSGiBTbk

 

[SteveWinwood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmUgSGiBTbk

I heard this at a bar once. That same night, two dudes got in a fight on the roof patio of said bar. They started throwing the plastic chairs at each other and one flew off the roof and hit a car. I saw all of this. It was awesome.

 

[balddemon]

Is this the appropriate place to say that I just lost my v-card ? cuz I did. And I wasn't even drunk, nor was she. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Snuggles]

is this the appropiate place to say that i just lost my v-card ? cuz i did. and i wasn't even drunk, nor was she. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Congrats.

 

[Joates]

Finally got the balls to go up and talk to her tonight, and that was before going out drinking, not a bad night. #amidoingthisright

Is this the appropriate place to say that I just lost my v-card ? cuz I did. And I wasn't even drunk, nor was she. woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nice, what was she on a scale of 2-12?

 

[Atramental]

did sunshine and rainbows fly every where?

that's what my bible teachers told me would happen.

 

[balddemon]

Thanks snuggler.

I'd say 12 but that could be because of my current state of euphoria.

No but something else flew everywhere. Which is funny, because my bible teachers always told me I'd go to hell....guess not

 

[Snuggles]

Nice work, Balddemon. She looks like a very attractive young woman. I hope you pounded that like there was no tomorrow.

 

[brianjones]

damn she hot bro.. is she mormon too

 

[Atramental]

No but something else flew everywhere. Which is funny, because my bible teachers always told me I'd go to hell....guess not

Oh yeah, I forgot the marriage part.

When you have premarital sex thats when the floor cracks open and demons from hell start poking your ass with pitch forks. teehee.

 

[Joates]

Thanks snuggler.

I'd say 12 but that could be because of my current state of euphoria.

No but something else flew everywhere. Which is funny, because my bible teachers always told me I'd go to hell....guess not

Niiiiiiice.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Please tell me this isn't going to be the post pics of chicks you've fucked thread.

 

[Atramental]

Please tell me this isn't going to be the post pics of chicks you've fucked thread.

don't worry bro.

i've got none to show.

 

[Snuggles]

don't worry bro.

i've got none to show.

then close out NeoGAF and start prowling the streets for some whores

this should be your no. 1 priority

 

[balddemon]

damn she hot bro.. is she mormon too

wat. How did you know I'm mormon? Did I post something in here?

EDIT: oh wait there it is....LoL

Please tell me this isn't going to be the post pics of chicks you've fucked thread.

Nope only me and only this time because she was my first!!

snuggler, I totally did

Spoiler

n't, it lasted like no time at all. but sooooo good

 

[Vagabundo]

don't worry bro.

i've got none to show.

You need to try harder at church, everyone knows religion gets u horny...

 

[SteveWinwood]

don't worry bro.

i've got none to show.

Tomorrow night go to a bar with college kids. Buy shots. Talk to people. Get to after bar parties. Get girls. Have fun. Life will be better... for a day or two at least.

 

[Vagabundo]

Tomorrow night go to a bar with college kids. Buy shots. Talk to people. Get to after bar parties. Get girls. Have fun. Life will be better... for a day or two at least.

Take pictures. Post them to GAF.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Take pictures. Post them to GAF.

Please please please please please please do this. Document everything.

 

[Atramental]

then close out NeoGAF and start prowling the streets for some whores

this should be your no. 1 priority

I would only be fulfilling the BJU assistant dean of men's prophecy that I would max out all my credits cards on whores, cause that's what atheists do in thier spare time? I think not.
At least that's not what I want to do during my spare time (if I had any...)

You need to try harder at church, everyone knows religion gets u horny...

waste of time. trust me.

Besides I'm only there for the 45 minute service thing with my parents and then we leave. That's it.

Tomorrow night go to a bar with college kids. Buy shots. Talk to people. Get to after bar parties. Get girls. Have fun. Life will be better... for a day or two at least.

I start work at 4:00 pm at a web design firm and I get done around 9:00 pm.
Then I come home and work on my design projects for school.
And then I go to sleep (at my parent's house).

Weekends are the days I play catchup on. I don't have time for fun.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I would only be fulfilling the BJU assistant dean of men's prophecy that I would max out all my credits cards on whores, cause that's what atheists do in there spare time? I think not.
At least that's not what I want to do during my spare time (if I had any...)


waste of time. trust me.

Besides I'm only there for the 45 minute service thing with my parents and then we leave. That's it.



I start work at 4:00 pm at a web design firm and I get done around 9:00 pm.
Then I come home and work on my design projects for school.
And then I go to sleep (at my parent's house).

Weekends are the days I play catchup on. I don't have time for fun.

This is the drunk thread not the depressing thread

 

[balddemon]

no shit.

I work 30-35 hours a week, go to school 15 hours, and yet I still found time to get some. But it's probably good you focus so much on school/work.

btw, I live at home too.

 

[FairyD]

I'm home.

Tomorrow morning I will have my couple shots of gin before work. Friday will be glorious.

 

[Relix]

Wonderful drunk partying nihjt

FUCK YEAH BTICHES!

 

[Atramental]

This is the drunk thread not the depressing thread

here. wathc this it'll make you feel better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_hjZRdr3ow

no shit.

I work 30-35 hours a week, go to school 15 hours, and yet I still found time to get some. But it's probably good you focus so much on school/work.

btw, I live at home too.

I just take forever to get stuff done, y'know.
And I still don't really know anyone at my new university so I'm stilla loner for the most part.
Plus, I look a lot older than everyone else so my fellow classmates probably think I'm 30 something and that I already have a girlfriend and that I have my own place n shit.

 

[balddemon]

I just take forever to get stuff done, y'know.
And I still don't really know anyone at my new university so I'm stilla loner for the most part.
Plus, I look a lot older than everyone else so my fellow classmates probably think I'm 30 something and that I already have a girlfriend and that I have my own place n shit.

Yeah I know that feel bro. Drugs help get stuff done. Not mary jane though. She's a stupid useless whore. Don't worry about it.

It'll come eventually.

 

[NEOPARADIGM]

Drugs help get stuff done. Not mary jane though. She's a stupid useless whore.

Depends. I know too well its devilish tie to laziness, but I've done quality work on pot many, many times - from yardwork to writing to homework. It's just a matter of deciding to actually do something after using it instead of zoning out and playing xbox or whatever.