SteveWinwood
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My guide through college: http://www.11points.com/Food-Drink/11_Cheapest_Ways_To_Get_Super,_Super_DrunkATF487 said:
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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Barbacoatl
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Like, really horny.
Lola Noletty, take me to my special place.
Lola Noletty, take me to my special place.
SteveWinwood said:
heh i've seen this list before, some of them are undrinkable (popov, natty) but you could do worse than franzia i think
re: sex drive. whoever had the idea that alcohol would drastically improve my chances at getting laid but ruin my performance must have been 'avin a laugh
Barbacoatl
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In a way, when your companion is your left hand.
Cheers drunk-gaf.
Cheers drunk-gaf.
SteveWinwood
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Only if you're some pompous jerkface. Go drink your fancy wine.ATF487 said:
Barbacoatl
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This second round of nuggets is making me ill. The gods have forsaken me.
jaxword said:You should, they sound interesting.
off the top of my head, worst night of my life.. watching a movie alone. girlfriend who i was madly in love with who was living 1.5 hours away calls me crying and says that she loves me, but isn't in love with me anymore, she's met somebody else, and our relationship is over. i sit up, look around, see the stains from her period blood on my sheets, a pair of her shoes on my floor next to some of her dirty underwear. i realized that we would never share that space together again. winter in western montana had just set in, along with the longest most destructive bender i've ever been on. that night was fucking horrifying. no pain i have ever felt matched that. i know you were expecting some exciting spicy shit, but there it is.
Barbacoatl
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That shit's hard if you know what living with a SO is. No more tears.
guys what do i do about this girl??? we fucked and didn't use a condom so we got the plan B the next morning. i'm not a big texter, so i texted to make sure she's alright etc cuz plan b makes girls feel like shit, but i rarely texted her after that. she always used to initiate conversations over texting, and i'd respond. i've got a lot more on my mind than her (work, school, fitness, life, etc) and definitely don't want a relationship. then she texts me tonight:
Erika: I started my period just to let u know, so were good
Me: Phew good deal. That was kinda holdin me back lol. Movie tomorrow? (Bolded = i am a dumb fuck)
Erika: So u didnt have anything to do with me because u thought I was possibly pregnant?
Me: No, I was preparing myself for what I would do if you were.
Erika: Ok so everytime from now that we have sex your gonna just stop talking to me?? like I wanted sex to be special and like I specifically told u that guys would just have sex with me and then leave and then u do the exact same thing? Like it sucks cause I liked u but I don't like to be played with
And I haven't responded yet. Now, I'm not trying to make myself look like a good guy here, because I definitely could have made an effort to talk to her and not be a dick. But other than the awesome physical feeling of sex, I sure didn't feel anything else. No attachment, nothing (she's my first). Also, we're not even together, and I've known her for only 25 days (9/5). I feel like tomorrow morning I'll just let her know I don't want a relationship and that shes not the only thing in my life that matters + this is completely uncharted territory for me. but i don't want to sound like a dick (is that possible haha)
tl;dr - fucked a girl, didn't talk to her for a week, now shes pissed, i dont know what to do. this feels like a blog post, lo siento
Erika: I started my period just to let u know, so were good
Me: Phew good deal. That was kinda holdin me back lol. Movie tomorrow? (Bolded = i am a dumb fuck)
Erika: So u didnt have anything to do with me because u thought I was possibly pregnant?
Me: No, I was preparing myself for what I would do if you were.
Erika: Ok so everytime from now that we have sex your gonna just stop talking to me?? like I wanted sex to be special and like I specifically told u that guys would just have sex with me and then leave and then u do the exact same thing? Like it sucks cause I liked u but I don't like to be played with
And I haven't responded yet. Now, I'm not trying to make myself look like a good guy here, because I definitely could have made an effort to talk to her and not be a dick. But other than the awesome physical feeling of sex, I sure didn't feel anything else. No attachment, nothing (she's my first). Also, we're not even together, and I've known her for only 25 days (9/5). I feel like tomorrow morning I'll just let her know I don't want a relationship and that shes not the only thing in my life that matters + this is completely uncharted territory for me. but i don't want to sound like a dick (is that possible haha)
tl;dr - fucked a girl, didn't talk to her for a week, now shes pissed, i dont know what to do. this feels like a blog post, lo siento
Atramental
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Wear a fucking condom. goddamn..
And a whole entire week without talking with her? Shit..
Girls.. they need communication man. I don't know if you're going to be able to salvage this.
And a whole entire week without talking with her? Shit..
Girls.. they need communication man. I don't know if you're going to be able to salvage this.
like i said, brand new territory for me. but she's come into the gym while i was working and we talked for 5-10 minutes each time. and seriously, this week has gone by sooooo fast, like i've been super busy..oh well if i can't save this, nbd. she doesn't like video games, chocolate, superheroes, or sports, and she was way too easy. especially when you consider that was the first girl i'd hooked up with in about a year. maybe i just needa get drunk
edit: and she's not blonde. super shallow, but idgaf, i'm 20. i'll live forever
edit: and she's not blonde. super shallow, but idgaf, i'm 20. i'll live forever
Atramental said:
Nope. Condoms just get in the way, they're unnatural. Sex is undeniably better without them. Pulling out is 100% effective as long as you do it in time.
Anyways, I have a really bad cold or something but I've found that drinking a lot of beer cures most ailments, if only temporarily. I'm definitely feeling better than I was a few hours ago.
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it's funny how when I'm inebriated I think I can give sound relationship advice hahaha...
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see, Snuggler to the rescue.Snuggler said:
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a little...coldvein said:
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no no. I got it all figured out.coldvein said:
my house and the garage are two separate buildings. And there's a lot of good hiding spots in the garage. So I stash my beer up underneath an old broken scrap truck my dad has in there.
then when it gets close to the weekend I get some cans out from the truck and stash them in the deep freeze in my house for a bit. ANd then tah-dah. Here I am.
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it's how a person such as myself stays entertained in a place that is dull and boringcoldvein said:
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I can already see my 26 year old self being some sort of ubermensch.coldvein said:
anyways, the dark abyss awaits me. good night.
Acid08 said:
and thanks, man. i've been wrecking shop in OT like a retarded vocational student tonight. hiphop is just one of the things that i'm the most passionate about. and 99% of gafhop listens to a complete different thing. so i'll go in there after an incredible show and be all fired up and tell everyone that they are stupid assholes listening to garbage. and that comes straight from my heart. ultimately tho i realize everyone is just doing their thing. everyone has their time. it's all good.
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