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[AcridMeat]

Oreos stories are also the best.

 

[equap]

I triied throwing up bit noyhjbh came out!!! lol I burn now feel better heheeheh

 

[AcridMeat]

Hey blame nice to see you again.

edit: equap might be too drunk to smang.

 

[Mully]

Was bartending at my catering hall's Oktoberfest tonight. WAS GOING HARD ON THE OKTOBERFEST BEER and had to clean and set up for ROUND 2 tomorrow. Ready to FUCKING GO.

 

[Acid08]

I'm drunk. I'm high. I made a chicken sandwich.

 

[Vagabundo]

I'm hungover and there are raisins all over the floor.

 

[Buckethead]

BABY YOURE A FIREWORKKKKKKKKK

 

[BakedPigeon]

Ive got a bottle of jager, deus ex HR and the new zombie map pack for COD. Im TITS right now.

 

[Acid08]

Ive got a bottle of jager, deus ex HR and the new zombie map pack for COD. Im TITS right now.

Let me touch you then. Titties.

 

[AcridMeat]

Let me touch you then. Titties.

FUCKIN ACID BRO 6-3 FCK YEAH BABY

 

[ClassyPenguin]

had a few glasses of wine and some bbq pork during the F1 race.
slightly buzzed.

 

[CrocMother]

poop in my buttonhole

 

[Acid08]

FUCKIN ACID BRO 6-3 FCK YEAH BABY

BRENT BUUUUUURNS

 

[kehs]

Sunday morning drunk thread.

 

[Leucrota]

The Cell Block around here is actually in an old jail. It is awesome

 

[kehs]

It's now Wednesday afternoon drunk thread.


I think I need to take another break from drinking.

 

[balddemon]

hey guys i'm no longer a junior. drunk time

 

[ikkemenx]

Been a while since I popped in here. Miss anything good?

 

[Mully]

Been a while since I popped in here. Miss anything good?

I'VE BEEN DRUNK AND SHIT.

 

[Gouty]

I'm eating a giant steak I bought from wal-mart.

I thought I'd give them one last chance.

Nope. its awful.

Gos to find a butcher in this town.

 

[coldvein]

I'm eating a giant steak I bought from wal-mart.

I thought I'd give them one last chance.

Nope. its awful.

Gos to find a butcher in this town.

or just... a decent grocery store?

 

[Gouty]

Yeah been there done that and yes they destroy wally world. But I want the real McCoy. I want to chew on the bloody utters.

 

[Kentpaul]

Whats up guys, I'm off work today, it feels good taking a break from success.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRcg6Ei6eyk

 

[Angry Fork]

why is such a dumb thread up to 64 pages

 

[Kentpaul]

why is such a dumb thread up to 64 pages

Us drunk doods like to gather in one place when were fucked!

Arabian Techno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EqpmCRSqlE&feature=related

Arabian Techno FTW

 

[kehs]

Tuesday night drunk thread...... Need the best out of five responses....... Yes or no?

 

[Snuggles]

I think I need to acquire some beer on the way home tonight. I hate my fucking job.

 

[Gouty]

I'm not drunk but I can't get an erection. I'm going to shadow box my neighbors cat.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I'll get an erection for you.

 

[kehs]

You people fucking suck.

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'm not drunk but I can't get an erection. I'm going to shadow box my neighbors cat.

So shadow boxing the neighbors cat will give you an erection?

Edit:

You people fucking suck.

I love you and think you need a huge manly hug.

 

[Gouty]

I take back what I said earlier.

I've got a mammoth, unwieldy erection and I might be drunk.

 

[Smithy C]

Okay so it was my birthday today. I am 21. I'm kind of drunk. Also I'm pretty sure I have nothing to eat tomorrrow morning. Is this the worst thing?

 

[kehs]

So shadow boxing the neighbors cat will give you an erection?

Edit:

I love you and think you need a huge manly hug.

How about some direction brah

 

[RiccochetJ]

I take back what I said earlier.

I've got a mammoth, unwieldy erection and I might be drunk.

You shadow boxed the cat... didn't you.

 

[Piggus]

So I'm drinkin' my friend and I's homemade apple wine. "Apple Crunk" is the name and it's made using a champagne yeast that yields up to 18% ABV. I don't know if we got it up that high but it sure feels like it lol. Added a little 151 to my glass for good measure.

 

[kehs]

I'll take the resounding lack of responses as a no. To my question....

 

[RiccochetJ]

I'll take the resounding lack of responses as a no. To my question....

I saw "Tuesday night drunk thread, yes or no". Yes or no to what?

You responded to me asking for a direction, and I would have to say North. North is good. I like North.

 

[kehs]

Tuesday night gaf is the best gaf... I landed in no.... Even though I wanted to land on yes. I

 

[RiccochetJ]

Tuesday night gaf is the best gaf... I landed in no.... Even though I wanted to land on yes. I

Didn't answer RiccocheJ's question. What is this about yes or no?

 

[SteveWinwood]

YES OR NO

 

[kehs]

...
...Didn't answer RiccocheJ's question. What is this about yes or no?

It's an open ended question.... A philosophical question if you will...

 

[blame space]

what are you guys doing in here

 

[kehs]

what are you guys doing in here

Get out, sell out.

 

[RiccochetJ]

It's an open ended question.... A philosophical question if you will...

So your philosophical 'thing' is about what our answer would be without knowing the question? "Yes or No"?

It's a question without context...

 

[kehs]

So your philosophical 'thing' is about what our answer would be without knowing the question? "Yes or No"?

It's a question without context...

Exactly

PS... I'm not talking about jumping off a building

 

[RiccochetJ]

Exactly

Okay, my answer is 'Maybe'.

 

[Atramental]

Aw shit, a bunch of girls just visited my Ok Cupid profile and I'm slightly inebriated right now.

I guess things are looking up? Is my "swag" showing?

what is a swag anyways?

 

[RiccochetJ]

Aw shit, a bunch of girls just visited my Ok Cupid profile and I'm slightly inebriated right now.

I guess things are looking up? Is my "swag" showing?

what is a swag anyways?

Swag is something you get from conventions.

 

[Atramental]

Fuck. They're all fat, ugly, and religious.

An unholy trinity of fail.