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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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cooljeanius
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Jello man, Jellocoldvein said:
Atramental
Banned
god, even without booze in my system I feel unmotivated and lazy.
TheLastCandle
Member
I'm intoxicated and listening to video game songs of my childhood! Post your faves!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdg4wI5nD8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdg4wI5nD8
CoffeeJanitor
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Repost from dumb friend loss thread:
This kid I know mooches like hell for drinks, and I was an idiot and gave him 3 shots of my 151 last night. Again, he is a mooch, so do you guys think retroactively asking for like $3-5 next time I see him would be fair? He never pays anyone back.
This kid I know mooches like hell for drinks, and I was an idiot and gave him 3 shots of my 151 last night. Again, he is a mooch, so do you guys think retroactively asking for like $3-5 next time I see him would be fair? He never pays anyone back.
TheLastCandle
Member
CoffeeJanitor said:
You can't ask for money for beverages that you supply someone, good sir. Especially after the fact.
Just avoid him next time.
PantherLotus
Professional Schmuck
Polishing off a sixer of oatmeal stout tonight. I have to admit being a bit farther in my cups than I thought I'd be. 
Taking music suggestions to fit this mood.
Taking music suggestions to fit this mood.
CoffeeJanitor
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I emptied over half of my 151 bottle at the party I was at last night giving out shots to the hosts, had to hide it before it was emptyCopernicus said:
K I won't ask him for the money....He is just so good at mooching though. He did the same thing last week at another party to my friend and his 151.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqcMOKF4qMPantherLotus said:Polishing off a sixer of oatmeal stout tonight. I have to admit being a bit farther in my cups than I thought I'd be.
Taking music suggestions to fit this mood.
Not sure if thats what you want to listen to but i listen to that when i just want to chiiiiiill
Atramental
Banned
Fucking-A.
That current divorce thread that's going on right now has really put me in bad mood and I usually don't get too emotionally invested in those things...
If that ever happened to me I would raise soooo much hell.
That current divorce thread that's going on right now has really put me in bad mood and I usually don't get too emotionally invested in those things...
If that ever happened to me I would raise soooo much hell.
PantherLotus
Professional Schmuck
Thanks CoffeeJanitor. That's EXACTLY what I wanted.
duhhhh and the new wendy's ones are good because they're way better and the awesome still somehow transfers over to the jr cheeseburger deluxe. I think it's the pickles. BUT I WANT ONE. BUT I'M FULL. AND HOME WITH JAMESON AND MY CAT. Wendy's should be like, a block away instead of a ten minute drive.Acid08 said:
P.S. My cat rules. So much.
I still have my hangover.
This was the weirdest halloween ever. I went as the Sparta guy. I never had so many girls grope my butt and penis in so many hours. I did NOT get laid as I was too drunk to possibly hit on anything much less stand up by the end and my bros had to help me get home to pass out on the dorm sofa since they couldn't find my room keys.
Still the best party in months!
This was the weirdest halloween ever. I went as the Sparta guy. I never had so many girls grope my butt and penis in so many hours. I did NOT get laid as I was too drunk to possibly hit on anything much less stand up by the end and my bros had to help me get home to pass out on the dorm sofa since they couldn't find my room keys.
Still the best party in months!
cooljeanius
Member
Darn it drunk-gaf. GAF always says to be confident when talking to girls and stuff, so I was confident talking to a girl Saturday night, and it turned out she was the girlfriend of one of the hosts, so now I'm not invited to any more parties at the hosts' apartment.
Atramental
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Oh bro... what did you actually say to her?cooljeanius said:
cooljeanius
Member
I forget... this gay guy was coming up to me and asking me if I was straight or gay, and I said that I was straight and trying to hook up with this girl. I also remember introducing myself as "E Money" which is what a different group of friends calls me. Beyond that I forget.Atramental said:
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Euphoria (BAC = 0.03 to 0.12%)
Overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria
Increased self-confidence
Increased sociability
Shortened attention span
Flushed appearance
Impaired judgment
Impaired fine muscle coordination
Lethargy (BAC = 0.09 to 0.25%)
Sedation
Impaired memory and comprehension
Delayed reactions
Ataxia; balance difficulty; unbalanced walk
Blurred vision; other senses may be impaired
Confusion (BAC = 0.18 to 0.30%)
Profound confusion
Emotional lability
Impaired senses
Analgesia
Increased ataxia; impaired speech; staggering
Dizziness often associated with nausea ("the spins")
Vomiting (emesis)
Stupor (BAC = 0.25 to 0.40%)
Severe ataxia
Lapses in and out of consciousness
Unconsciousness
Anterograde amnesia
Vomiting (death may occur due to inhalation of vomit (pulmonary aspiration) while unconscious)
Respiratory depression (potentially life-threatening)
Decreased heart rate
Urinary incontinence
Coma (BAC = 0.35 to 0.50%)
Unconsciousness (coma)
Depressed reflexes (i.e., pupils do not respond appropriately to changes in light)
Marked and life-threatening respiratory depression
Markedly decreased heart rate
Most deaths from alcohol poisoning are caused by dosage levels in this range.
Overall improvement in mood and possible euphoria
Increased self-confidence
Increased sociability
Shortened attention span
Flushed appearance
Impaired judgment
Impaired fine muscle coordination
Lethargy (BAC = 0.09 to 0.25%)
Sedation
Impaired memory and comprehension
Delayed reactions
Ataxia; balance difficulty; unbalanced walk
Blurred vision; other senses may be impaired
Confusion (BAC = 0.18 to 0.30%)
Profound confusion
Emotional lability
Impaired senses
Analgesia
Increased ataxia; impaired speech; staggering
Dizziness often associated with nausea ("the spins")
Vomiting (emesis)
Stupor (BAC = 0.25 to 0.40%)
Severe ataxia
Lapses in and out of consciousness
Unconsciousness
Anterograde amnesia
Vomiting (death may occur due to inhalation of vomit (pulmonary aspiration) while unconscious)
Respiratory depression (potentially life-threatening)
Decreased heart rate
Urinary incontinence
Coma (BAC = 0.35 to 0.50%)
Unconsciousness (coma)
Depressed reflexes (i.e., pupils do not respond appropriately to changes in light)
Marked and life-threatening respiratory depression
Markedly decreased heart rate
Most deaths from alcohol poisoning are caused by dosage levels in this range.
JumpingTheGun
Banned
i just drank a lot of tequila, i fucking hate women, im in tears for the first time in years and what the FUCK.
SmellyHands
Member
I've had a few high life tall boys tonight. I heard some kids outside and I turned out all the lights because I ate all the snickers. I hate Halloween and I'm afraid of children. They're gonna get me for eating their snickers. Oh god, I hear screams, please make this night end.
brianjones
Member
RiccochetJ
Gold Member
What happened?JumpingTheGun said:
Barbacoatl
Banned
JumpingTheGun said:
This night was not as good as it could have been. I drank a fuckton of vodka but I literally am not drunk. This girl got incredibly shittanked and I had to stay up with her while her friend came to get her, thank god. She was way to gone over to consider messing with her....she told me to feel her tits so I did but nothing else, would've felt rapey. Gotta get up in 5 hrs to catch my flight home, where I can sleep in a bed and not on this hardass floor.
Tribes of Trusty
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Yesterday after playing Vanquish I went to bed like a good boy at 2 A.M.
I was having my beauty sleep when suddenly at approximatively 3:30 someone rings my apartment at my building's door on 1st floor (which was, in context, the equivalent of being woken up by Pearl's Harbor alarms) and at the same time someone I know was calling me on my cellphone, when I pick up I heard her yelling "COME DOWN QUICKLY HURRY DO IT DO IT DO IT".
Panicked, I quickly went downstairs, thinking of the worst (has somebody been killed ? is she being mugged ? WTF is going on ?), and then I saw 4 friends of mine, passably drunk, grinning, who then took me to someone's apartment for a halloween afterparty shouting "LET'S GO DRINK BUDDY YAAAY".
So I ended up drinking a half bottle of vodka with apple juice in a 1 liter balloon glass at someplace when people were either drinking, puking or plain passed out. And I finally managed to go back home 2h later.
ALCOHOL : Seriously, WTF ?
I was having my beauty sleep when suddenly at approximatively 3:30 someone rings my apartment at my building's door on 1st floor (which was, in context, the equivalent of being woken up by Pearl's Harbor alarms) and at the same time someone I know was calling me on my cellphone, when I pick up I heard her yelling "COME DOWN QUICKLY HURRY DO IT DO IT DO IT".
Panicked, I quickly went downstairs, thinking of the worst (has somebody been killed ? is she being mugged ? WTF is going on ?), and then I saw 4 friends of mine, passably drunk, grinning, who then took me to someone's apartment for a halloween afterparty shouting "LET'S GO DRINK BUDDY YAAAY".
So I ended up drinking a half bottle of vodka with apple juice in a 1 liter balloon glass at someplace when people were either drinking, puking or plain passed out. And I finally managed to go back home 2h later.
ALCOHOL : Seriously, WTF ?
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brianjones said:
i saw this ad in a red scare issue of Time from the sixties
it was truly a different time.
Touch said:
Hmm...anything light and absorbent? Bread and crackers were the obvious choices, but I guess you can try light stuff like rice or other things that digest easily. I supposed potatoes may work, if you have the ability to make some. I knew a guy who swore by potato chips, but he was also a fat dude so take that as a warning.
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jaxword said:
one time i was making out with this chick and she had one of those dumb piercings on the top of her lip and i got too into it and i think i made her bleed and she had to go to the bathroom.
i mean if i'm gonna make out, i'm going all out. headbutts, making her bleed, it's all fair game.. fuck i'm hungover
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