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[balddemon]

i love me some Tuesday nights. but this ones not going so well. first saturday Tuesday i haven't gotten laid in the last 3 weeks

well, i'm_the_bald_demon was the first forum name i ever used, on merqurycity (ssx forums) but that is really hard to type lol. so i changed it to balddemon. i guess i thought i'm_the_bald_demon was hilarious or something. or its one of those times where i thought iw as being hliarious, yet as a 12 year old, i had no hope. i think there's a guy on gaf who used to go to merqurycity, he'd probably remember me...though not for good reasons.

i summoned a demon and he was bald. i forgot the proper pentagrams and protective wards, so he possessed me.

 

[kehs]

i love me some Tuesday nights. but this ones not going so well. first saturday Tuesday i haven't gotten laid in the last 3 weeks

well, i'm_the_bald_demon was the first forum name i ever used, on merqurycity (ssx forums) but that is really hard to type lol. so i changed it to balddemon. i guess i thought i'm_the_bald_demon was hilarious or something. or its one of those times where i thought iw as being hliarious, yet as a 12 year old, i had no hope. i think there's a guy on gaf who used to go to merqurycity, he'd probably remember me...though not for good reasons.

i summoned a demon and he was bald. i forgot the proper pentagrams and protective wards, so he possessed me.

Bald Demon. God damn, the whole time I've been seeing Bal de Mon.

 

[shadyspace]

Boxes of wine are so cheap.

 

[kehs]

Boxes of wine are so cheap.

So are bottles of 151.

 

[balddemon]

Bald Demon. God damn, the whole time I've been seeing Bal de Mon.

well bal de mon means "my ball" in french. google bal de mon and it comes up with baal (demon)


you are free to call me whatever you wish, Scoot.

Boxes of wine are so cheap.

so is your mom

 

[kehs]

well bal de mon means "my ball" in french. google bal de mon and it comes up with baal (demon)


you are free to call me whatever you wish, Scoot.



so is your mom

Scoot?

also, good burn.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Old ex started talking to me last night and now talking to her. Got a 6 pack of shock top lets see how this goes.

 

[shadyspace]

Old ex started talking to me last night and now talking to her. Got a 6 pack of shock top lets see how this goes.

FUTA imo

 

[reilo]

Me: "Grey Goose on the rocks"

Bartender pours me a Maker's Mark. Ugh, okay, good thing I like Maker's Mark.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Just watched Ninja Assassin on Max Go while drinking a couple glasses of scotch. I didn't realize that Max Go had Skinemax stuff as well. Hmmm.....

 

[balddemon]

Just watched Ninja Assassin on Max Go while drinking a couple glasses of scotch. I didn't realize that Max Go had Skinemax stuff as well. Hmmm.....

that movie has nothing but bad memories for me. the bad good kind i guess.

Scoot?

also, good burn.

i can just imagine you scooting around.

stole it from a book.

also, thanks.

 

[smokeymicpot]

FUTA imo

That is the gameplan seems like it is going that way, The convo is very odd.

Also some reason I have landslide playing.

 

[shadyspace]

That is the gameplan seems like it is going that way, The convo is very odd.

Also some reason I have landslide playing.

Is she worth legit going out with again?

 

[kehs]

i can just imagine you scooting around.

stole it from a book.

haha, ok, what book

 

[smokeymicpot]

Is she worth legit going out with again?

Probably not but I like crazy girls so maybe.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

that movie has nothing but bad memories for me. the bad good kind i guess.

Yeah it wasn't that great but I invested the bandwidth into it so I had to finish.

 

[balddemon]

haha, ok, what book

it's called Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. stayed up til 4am reading it last night. pretty damn good if i may say so.

Yeah it wasn't that great but I invested the bandwidth into it so I had to finish.

for what its worth, i liked the action. story was fucking ridiculous though haha. "my heart is on the OTHER side!!!" but really the reason it has bad memories is because that was the night me and a couple of my buddies had to spend a night homeless in honolulu. almost a little scary

 

[kehs]

it's called Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. stayed up til 4am reading it last night. pretty damn good if i may say so.


for what its worth, i liked the action. story was fucking ridiculous though haha. "my heart is on the OTHER side!!!" but really the reason it has bad memories is because that was the night me and a couple of my buddies had to spend a night homeless in honolulu. almost a little scary

I can't not take advice from drunk thread gaf, so I have a book to read now.

 

[balddemon]

I can't not take advice from drunk thread gaf, so I have a book to read now.

i hope you like it! i'll probbaly be finishing it tonight. but first i gotta play more darksiders. my goty.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Fucking hate the wait for a text message.

 

[shadyspace]

I'm with my best friend. But things always seem to go wrong. I miss when things made sense with this kid.

 

[smokeymicpot]

I'm with my best friend. But things always seem to go wrong. I miss when things made sense with this kid.

I know the feeling my best friend for years everything went right. Few years back it spread apart chances are this isn't what you mean though.

 

[shadyspace]

I know the feeling my best friend for years everything went right. Few years back it spread apart chances are this isn't what you mean though.

It's exactly what I mean. I'm glad there's someone who can relate.

 

[smokeymicpot]

It's exactly what I mean. I'm glad there's someone who can relate.

Awesome. I know how it feels though it sucks honestly at times you will connect no matter what. I consider that kid a brother no matter what hopefully he thinks of me as the same. We been thru so much shit.

 

[kehs]

I stopped talking with my best friend about...two years ago?

heh.

 

[smokeymicpot]

Disney music plus Beer is fucking awesome.

 

[kehs]

see ya next tuesday bitches!

 

[smokeymicpot]

The texts I get seems like its awesome but I have a feeling its 93% bullshit.

 

[balddemon]

see u next tuesday

 

[coldvein]

still here.

 

[balddemon]

*phew* i was SO worried! i'm glad you're not getting FUTA*

 

[coldvein]

not yet, brah!

 

[coldvein]

you want to hear my stupid story:? eh!?! drunk gaf!!!

 

[balddemon]

i need a bedtime story. do tell.

 

[coldvein]

it's not actually that interesting, and anything i type here may be used against me in a court of law. gaf snitches..

 

[plasticpassion]

drunk gaf! anyone in LA?

 

[balddemon]

it's not actually that interesting, and anything i type here may be used against me in a court of law. gaf snitches..

rofl ok good luck sir.

and with that, i bid you all adieu. until next tuesday, gentlemen.

[]DEACE

 

[Relix]

5 Heinekens. 7 Coronas. Some shots. End result? Having to take a drunk/over girl to her house.

But damn was it all worth it!!

 

[plasticpassion]

5 Heinekens. 7 Coronas. Some shots. End result? Having to take a drunk/over girl to her house.

But damn was it all worth it!!

but did you tap that?

 

[coldvein]

this was way more entertaining when blame still posted in here. who the fuck are you people?

 

[Relix]

but did you tap that?

Nah she went over. Man Code says you don't fuck a girl gone over. Just took her to the apartment and left her on her bed. Fucking a over girl is my definition of rape.

I will down a few days though. Hell yeah. >

 

[Mordeccai]

Its 3:30 AM. I'm bored as fuck, got nothing to do tomorrow.

Handle of shit vodka in my closet.

WHAT DO I DO GAF.

 

[coldvein]

Nah she went over. Man Code says you don't fuck a girl gone over. Just took her to the apartment and left her on her bed. Fucking a over girl is my definition of rape.

I will down a few days though. Hell yeah. >

you dont "fuck a girl gone over" ? are you from the dakotas?

 

[Relix]

you dont "fuck a girl gone over" ? are you from the dakotas?

I am drunk let me be . She was passed out, no way I was gonna tap that. I'd feel like a loser =/

Its 3:30 AM. I'm bored as fuck, got nothing to do tomorrow.

Handle of shit vodka in my closet.

WHAT DO I DO GAF.

Gulp it down like no tomorrow.

 

[plasticpassion]

wtf is "gone over"

 

[coldvein]

i hooked up with a wicked drunk girl last week. went down on her. woke up with a cold (that i still have).

 

[Mordeccai]

i hooked up with a wicked drunk girl last week. went down on her. woke up with a cold (that i still have).

Was her lady flower leaking boozy nectar? Those are the best kinds.

 

[plasticpassion]

i hooked up with a wicked drunk girl last week. went down on her. woke up with a cold (that i still have).

cold

Spoiler

sore

 

[coldvein]

Was her lady flower leaking boozy nectar? Those are the best kinds.

i dont even remember. i was so smashed. all i remember about the vag was that it was recently shaved, but growing back all gnar. and it gave me a cold.

 

[DeathbyVolcano]

wtf is "gone over"

gone over the limit.

Not too drunk at the moment. Lemme see...total count so far...

-1 Pabst
-3 Genesse
-4 Bud Lights
-Two shots of Hennessey
- white russian

How is everyone?