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[condompickle]

i barely play games. i just like the forums. xbone.wiiu.pc. dude. i would rather lick an asshole than get a free ps4.

 

[Surface of Me]

Day off was soo good, at da bars now


Played some faecry 3 before

 

[condompickle]

looser.

 

[AcridMeat]

Yeah, I work. :\ Did you see xxyxx last week/two weeks ago? My buddy and I were gonna go but then we kinda tacitly decided not to and never acknowledged it.

I saw him a little over a year ago and it wasn't that great. Teebs' set was real good before him though.

 

[kehs]

Crush that fool. Fuck that exoskeleton.

Gangsta Jtwo is scary.

 

[condompickle]

if j2d2 was over 30 and not horny. we would be bff4e..
that fuckin bug is swarmin.. i fucked up.

 

[coldvein]

nobody in tinychat anymore..

 

[Deleted member 22576]

if j2d2 was over 30 and not horny. we would be bff4e..
that fuckin bug is swarmin.. i fucked up.

Wait is horniness a trait I explicitly demonstrate? I'm unaware of that.

 

[coldvein]

shouts out to midnights and illithid. narcissistic bros.

 

[Kaladin]

He was Livin' on Pabst Blue Ribbon

Is there any genre better for drinking songs than country music?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Shouts out to all you queen bees makin honey

 

[hoggert]

Tippy toppy

 

[Snuggles]

Wait is horniness a trait I explicitly demonstrate? I'm unaware of that.

You're practically oozing with sexual aggression. 🍆

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You're practically oozing with sexual aggression. 🍆

🆔🔞🚫





Anyway I have 12 hours to do nothing but please my fancys and then I go see tom cruise kill a man with a gun.

 

[coldvein]

eat some drugs beforehand

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm already too high on life.

 

[hoggert]

Drink some shandys and go on cruise control in the reals

I know they're like 2% or some shit but the ginger beer ones are true chill outside id don't give a fuck it's raining I don't care

 

[coldvein]

jtwo stop it

 

[coldvein]

put some gin in your shandy.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Whoa ok I'll stop it man. I'm doing lots of chores and just purchased that game the forest. Goodbye forever.

 

[coldvein]

doing chores = the secret to being high on life?

i got some dirty laundry and dishes

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

You need a bang maid.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm doing fun chores. I'm organizing my desk.

 

[coldvein]

i'm watching a cat vomit on my old futon mattress and im not even cleaning it up

 

[Snuggles]

http://nmi.craigslist.org/msr/4503411360.html

Should I call them up? Could use a slave TBH.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Does he have any Deli experience? What kind of sandwiches can he make? Is he familiar with aiolis? What sort of breads can he bake? Would he bring his own meat slicer or does he expect you to accomodate that? Lots of questions, Snuggler. You better think about this.

 

[Snuggles]

Not to be rude but I don't think I would be okay with some random slave making my sandwiches. I'm very particular about cheese/meat portions and mustard distribution.

Lots of scary stuff in the personals today.
http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4505488779.html
http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4505485100.html
http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4505618035.html
http://nmi.craigslist.org/cas/4505416644.html oh my god

 

[AcridMeat]

Is that last one riggs.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Not even joking I just ordered a slave to make me a bahn mi.

 

[Illithid Dude]

What are we missing from ILLITHED's posts anyway? Nothing. We don't need him. The sooner we all forget him the better.

It's okay, I still love you.

 

[Mully]

I feel like my dad looks down on me each time I grab a shandy from the fridge. I think he believes that shandies are wine coolers.

 

[arab]

looks like i'll be living alone when i move to philly. i guess roommates can be a bit of a shitshow

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Damn bros, forgot to bring quarters for the arcade machines at the theater.

 

[kehs]

Saw edge of tomorrow yet or still working on it jtwo?

Just came back from it myself.

 

[Gvaz]

Four shots in an hour, can i go for 5?

 

[Snuggles]

Four shots in an hour, can i go for 5?

No, go for six.

 

[Gvaz]

No, go for six.

you overachiever

 

[EloquentM]

I feel a certain longing. Is this what it's like to not have hoes?

Four shots in an hour, can i go for 5?

Pussy. I did 5 in 5 minutes last time I was partying. Do 7

 

[Gvaz]

I feel a certain longing. Is this what it's like to not have hoes?


Pussy. I did 5 in 5 minutes last time I was partying. Do 7

jesus how trashed were you

 

[SecretMoblin]

wait since when is illithid back

 

[EloquentM]

jesus how trashed were you

Was not

 

[Gvaz]

ok 7 shots. mostly drunk. now im gonna have to walk all the way to cumberland farms to buy cigs. fuck.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

The day has come to shave this beard. The weather is too hot to be dealing with this shit.

 

[brianjones]

quitter

it protects your face from harmful rays

 

[Gvaz]

pretty drunk.

used to walk this amount in boston, but now in maine i barely walk

 

[Snuggles]

The day has come to shave this beard. The weather is too hot to be dealing with this shit.

Hopefully you got a max beard pic for documentation

We at the bar coming close to closing time. It's been pfun. Got a few cans at home I shouldn't drink cuz I work in the morning but that's totally gonna happen. It'll be friday so fuck it.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Bookers bourbon got me feeling great.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Hopefully you got a max beard pic for documentation

We at the bar coming close to closing time. It's been pfun. Got a few cans at home I shouldn't drink cuz I work in the morning but that's totally gonna happen. It'll be friday so fuck it.

Didn't bother. But man in all the hubbub I forgot I met a girl while waiting for my breakfast sandwich who had a seriously amazing gap I'm not even joking around. I'm supposed to see her saturday but I wonder how she will feel when the rugged masculine beard is gone and is replaced by a clean cut pretty boy image.

Is it all over for me bros?

 

[Snuggles]

I don't have any stats but if you have a good look it'll work either way. Some dudes look good with a beard but I think generally speaking clean is better. But if it's not to late you should snap a photo for comparisons.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I need photos before I suggest anything.