One time a girl looked at me for like 2 whole seconds. It was magical and I'm gonna make her my waifu one day.
the neighbors keep having sex with the window open that i can hear across the street. damn
Get a telescope
Man we drank it up killin one last beer gon hate myself tomorrow
Gaaaaaff I'm back I'm back after all this time, needed some booze to calm the ol nerves. How are we doin tonight
Bam bam come on, I don't need this right now. Don't fuck up my drunk with your shit nowBetter than the Heat that's for sure.
Get a telescope
Edit 2.0: I got nothing, this guy messed my drunk up bad. I got legit rage for this guy. Gonna get banned over this shit just a matter of time. Can't put up with these types of guys. Gotta hunt for my posts to start some shit? You're a tool.
Work sucks
Nahh don't you try to flip this fox. You know I don't like you. I've made it wildly obvious numerous times in the NBA thread. I stopped posting there because of you. I wanted to be the better man and just remove my self from the situation but what do we have here? You gotta quote every fuckin' thing im saying if you're in the same thread. I'm feeling good for once, had a couple drinks and wanted to chat with some gaffers but you have to start some shit. Damn well KNOWING what we have talked about in other threads. Don't play dumb.
And please. PLEASE ignore my shit. I'm not gonna hit the "ignore" button because that's some bitch made shit so this is better. I want to be here, I want to be a part of this community, but I'll get banned to call out some dude who likes my posts a little too much.
I'll trade you your office job for this bullshit.Please kill me. 🔪
Saw my sister graduate, I can finally stop being a parent. They grow up so fast
Damn, sounds like the perfect girl for me. I might head up to Montreal or where ever you're from again. Sexy, and has a nice career awaiting her so I could just kick it back at home while she brings in the money. Plus once my body starts to fail from all the drinking and smoking she can use her medical expertise to take care of me. 💊💉
How can you fix stale chips?
I work for a very large telecommunications company now.Do you still work at the shoe factory or is this something different? 👞
I sincerely hate my life right now though. I feel like it couldn't get much worse but then I remember that it probably will be tomorrow. So ready to become a perma forest dweller, so over all of this bullshit.🌲 🐏