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I was considering going home but right at that point a party bro appeared. Dude drinks like me. The real deal. Hope Jesus is watchin out for us tonight. 👼
 
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Out of orange juice. Have to go to the store. 😒
 
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Damn s'only midnight getting crazy. This dude axed me if I was from America and I said no, Mexico (lie) then he tried to drag me away saying let's fuck some nasty bitches. Better keep my cool, ride it out.
 
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Beer rolls down my throat like honey after the harsh burn of patron. Can't understand what this wasted chick sayin. Not cute enough to kiss so I'm like whatever, okay.
 
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Man patron is nuts

My dad gives me money so he won't spend it on booze and drugs, I spend it on booze and drugs.
*cheers*
 
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Patron is super smooth to me, but whatever. I wish I was out there with you snuggs.

Haha I was going to say you should have some Onra in this mix and then there's a remix of an onra track that comes on, nice.
 
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Last night in the apartment. Moving the last of her stuff out tomorrow. The dryer is drying the last of the laundry. Veronica has my number. I will miss a lot of this.

Scotch and I are now good friends.

When the time comes I'll be aleeping on boxes in a new apartment hoping that roaches don't eat my eyebrows.
 
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freenudemacusers said:
if it helps i got laid twice earlier today
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Been on the longest dry streak literally since I was a teenager. It's fucked up. Typing that out makes me realize just how absurd that shit is considering I'm technically in a relationship right now. My life needs a serious overhaul, lol.

TBH got to second base w/ a random last wknd, but didn't quite smush the juicy fruit. 🍓

Oh well, just gotta make some tough decisions then get back to the grind. Again. Fuck it. Got p lit last night but managed to ride my bike home w/ out crashing, I think.
 
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A friend got wasted during Pride and told another friend that I would be cool with him smashing some random in my parent's apartment. So I wake up to a text asking if it was okay to use "your secret place next weekend."

wtf 😖 need 🍺 already
 
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GAF has an ad telling me I can adopt a teen out of foster care.
Should I adopt a teen?
 
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what could possibly go wrong if you bring a fire bug runaway that wears leather and stays out late with other youths into your life
 
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The ad says "A teen would rather put up with you than fostercare." LOL
 
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Turns out I've been going to play pool, for years, during dyke night.

KuGsj.gif
 
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If I die the last thing I'll experience is a world just like this but populated with pay phones for dialing hashtags. I'll hear the AT&T computer ladies voice read me my feeds from the last few minutes and coast to a gentle stop in my pay phone booth.


Also I have a GDP x jack herer strain right now and it's p.good. 😎👌
 
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My old computer decided to work again. New laptop will be returned. Catching up to this thread.

Wow Manny, glad you're all right.

Everyone/Everything else here is still gay to varying levels. Hmm...that's it.
 
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kehs said:
noice


stick?
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unfortinately no. I opted to not drive a stick since I drive a freeway that goes straight to la everyday with 1.5 hour traffic to and from work.

ZeroRay said:
My old computer decided to work again. New laptop will be returned. Catching up to this thread.

Wow Manny, glad you're all right.

Everyone/Everything else here is still gay to varying levels. Hmm...that's it.
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im alive and kickin
 
Surface of Me

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Hate I'm out of liquor, next paycheck. Drank a four loko and 2 beers and some wine, with hookah. Feelin good, time to pull out the green.
 
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I registered!!!!! My name is just four minidiscs 💽💽💽💽
 
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My name is ✨🙌🐈💎✨

My favorite things, sparkles, cats, rare jewels and of course I had to have the praise hands in there. So excited. 🙀
 
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It's a chat app, which should be rally fun. I hope they open it up before the hype wave runs out. Also I believe I'm getting my playstation Thursday!

The destiny beta is on the 17th and we can shoot ppl and take their treasure together at last. 👬
 
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Oh man that's p soon. I better figure out how to get a beta code or whatev, guess the laziest/cheapest way would be the pre-order then cancel on Amazon. 🆓

I'll probs buy the digital vers. when the time comes since I don't fuck w/ discs no more. 👎💿
 
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I'm going all digi for my ps4 as well. Gonna download the last of us on the 29th.
You goddamn well better get a code, the whole reason I'm buying a ps4 is to play destiny with you and our mystery third squad mate.
 
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I'll get it fosho. 👍

Hopefully Copernicus has his PS4 by then so the Holy Trinity will be complete. 🙌👼
 
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