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Drunk thread
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I had a couple this week, with the orange garnish ofc. 🍺🍊 I shoulda made it out to the release party but I forgot about that shit.
She's not coming home until next week probably. I'm still a little worried that her owner, who is a tad unstable, might change her mind at the last minute. I called dibs on that cat pretty much as soon as she slid out of momma cat but the owners been getting all attached and shit. If she doesn't give up the cat I'm gonna be snatching it up in the middle of the night.
can someone post this for me in a new thread cause i cried like four times watching this
as far as gaf goes i only feel comfortable in this thread
You were engaged at one point? I'm having a real hard time imagining that.
I started Initial D I forgot how bad the relationship stuff is haha
I just got a new phone I think oper8tor would be a sweet ringtone
freenudemacusers
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lol noshino's in the military. he's probably been engaged like 10 times. half of them strippers or asian. #notracist
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Gaming side has been JUICY this week. My goodness.
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Eh, just people postin things as true that aren't. The story of the internet.
A poster made some pretty serious accusations a developer was so incompetent it placed the entire project in jeopardy and that he was summarily fired for it.
In reality the person actually has a sick child and was forced to leave his job to care for his family.
Yup.
A poster made some pretty serious accusations a developer was so incompetent it placed the entire project in jeopardy and that he was summarily fired for it.
In reality the person actually has a sick child and was forced to leave his job to care for his family.
Yup.
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At target.
im being invited to this party in a place that just opened and is doing free booze if you put a like on facebook
sounds good to me
condompickle
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girls with bf issues bringing over alcohol. only 2 things can happen. you hook up, or she bitches about her bf the whole time. coin toss. good luck!
freenudemacusers
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i saw that lock and got scared
Oh she'll be bitchin cause that what she does, but it's all good.
Sure is. Straight up off of the Bill Burr sketch about Yoko Ono fucking up a jam session between him and John Lennon.
I was raised on Berry's music though too
Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCKKHcpf0w
brianjones
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lmao never seen that
fuk u i <3 my meat
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Man, I just had some cute cashier totally make my afternoon. I mean, I've been having a pretty shitty afternoon so you can imagine how something that minor would perk me up.
Anyway, I'm buyin' a bubbly water, a mango and a dozen eggs which rings up to exactly 7.77. She's all: "Nice!" And I said, "Yeah, I do NOT want to round up. I wanna keep it." Then she said: "I was just about to ask." with a very pleasant eye-smile. Then I said, "the change is a palindrome as well.. oh wait no its not." And she says "You got greedy with your numbers!" And I'm like "Yeah, I just had to have that extra pattern."
And then I left with my goods.
editors note: "rounding up" is when you round up your total to the nearest even dollar and donate it to charity.
Anyway, I'm buyin' a bubbly water, a mango and a dozen eggs which rings up to exactly 7.77. She's all: "Nice!" And I said, "Yeah, I do NOT want to round up. I wanna keep it." Then she said: "I was just about to ask." with a very pleasant eye-smile. Then I said, "the change is a palindrome as well.. oh wait no its not." And she says "You got greedy with your numbers!" And I'm like "Yeah, I just had to have that extra pattern."
And then I left with my goods.
editors note: "rounding up" is when you round up your total to the nearest even dollar and donate it to charity.
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