Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
A man cannot die at sea until his dumb ass gets on a boat.
Chicken, btw.
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
On the plus side wed is dollar pint night. 👌
Brings out a crowd of sketchy people. Maybe I can try heroin for the first time. Can't think of a better way to spend the b-day. 💉
Aww chin up there, big guy. Looks like I got under your skin.Quoting this because because someone needs to learn sarcasm.
We just got this line of pencils in the store this week so I wanted to test them out. They're like almost 3$ a piece.
stick to coke. heroin is gross.
90's vibes are coming back around in style. Why miss a chance at pioneering the movement?
Gonna use an iPhone 4S ironically.i cant wait until its 2010's revialism so i can rock my kony2012 braclet
stick to coke. heroin is gross.
Goodnite drunk thread. I love each and every one of you. Remember if life hands you lemons, throw them away. Lemon aid is gross. Until next time, it's been real. Going to look at nude photos I took of myself while curled up in the fetus position.
Got my 1.5 liter.
Roomie got the 40
We bought to get turnt up.
Fuck YALL
LOVE YALL
WE OUT
DUECES
I envy uTonight has been phenomenal. I dunno. Feeling like I'm the ultimate version of myself. Tomorrow I'm gonna work my day job then go home and read A Clash of Kings, and maybe bike. I dunno.
Should've asked me before I met this girl. I would've been down, since I know a lot of people your wayMannny come to michigan let's be roommates.
Fuck thatEarlier today a flying roach squeezed its way forcefully through the top of my apartment door. Killed it with a combination of spray and a tennis racket I use exclusively for roach killing.
It was fucking scary. Fuck insects. Even the cute ones like butterflies and ladybugs.
ill are there ever any chicks that you hang out with
all your snapchats/snapchat stories are with like 8 other dudes
also, it's always sunny in philadelphia is pretty goddamn funny