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Bam Bam Baklava
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How can mac have a avatar of a 360 without the HD-DVD drive add-on?
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BOOM
Shopping List:
Shopping List:
- turkey sandwich
- sparkling water
- silver surfers phone number
📞💏👌💯
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Now that I've seen and talked to her everyday for the last three days I'm actually starting to see that shes pretty damn fine. Its hard to really see what people look like until you get a little familiar with them. Before she was just this caricature with glasses and weird anime hair. Shes really cute, I'm really curious how old she is.
Also kinda funny I just said "wanna hang out sometime" and she was like "and do what?" and looked at her like she was crazy for a second. That thought hadn't even crossed my mind. It was definitely an experience. I was super nervous there were so many people around. I wager at least 8 people witnessed my courtship firsthand.
Also kinda funny I just said "wanna hang out sometime" and she was like "and do what?" and looked at her like she was crazy for a second. That thought hadn't even crossed my mind. It was definitely an experience. I was super nervous there were so many people around. I wager at least 8 people witnessed my courtship firsthand.
Illithid Dude
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sat next to the most beautiful french girl at this tisch orientation thing. oh man, i'm smitten. she disappeared before i could say hi tho. anyone know a beautiful french girl who goes to NYU?
Bam Bam Baklava
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The first phase of simping: Love at first sight.
Illithid Dude
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you'd simp too if you saw this girl
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY BOY
SecretMoblin
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h a p p y b i r t h d a y !
Happy birthday ya little buttplug.
After going to the dentist for the first time in a decade last week all they had to say was you have no cavities and you should get some ortho work done cause your teeth is wack to clean. Said pretty much the same again today when they finished the deep cleaning.
Pretty decent I say.
After going to the dentist for the first time in a decade last week all they had to say was you have no cavities and you should get some ortho work done cause your teeth is wack to clean. Said pretty much the same again today when they finished the deep cleaning.
Pretty decent I say.
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Dang I'm about to order a pizza online and then buy a small thing of whiskey when I go pick it up.
Dang.
Dang.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Why does the best movie intro of all time have to be used to Alien 3 of all damn movies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vic6bO14CZg
Both of these are good ideas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vic6bO14CZg
Both of these are good ideas.
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Whiskey
Agave Nectar
Squeezed Lemon
Sparkling Water
🎉😑🎉
Agave Nectar
Squeezed Lemon
Sparkling Water
🎉😑🎉
sounds awesome...I always never think to do whiskey sodas.
in an effort to quell my beer consumption i've been primarily drinking vodka sodas with a little juice over the last year (hence my massive lacroix consumption).
it's been a nice transition.
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Yeah even when I was drinking super super excessively and lifedefiningly I would steer clear of hard alcohol because I just knew. But special occasions and such.
I felt anxiety buying my 375ml bottle of Makers Mark. I can feel myself shifting towards a 100% alcohol free future. I look at my life now and where I was exactly a year ago... its insane how much I've changed things. I am just so *so* much happier now.
I felt anxiety buying my 375ml bottle of Makers Mark. I can feel myself shifting towards a 100% alcohol free future. I look at my life now and where I was exactly a year ago... its insane how much I've changed things. I am just so *so* much happier now.
condompickle
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so today i followed the footsteps of the lord. made an ok looking coat rack/shelf. still need to get the hooks. came from all stock wood. 1x8 stock,wainscoting,and a piece of small crown i had lying around. threw on a some layers of acyrlic, and varnish, then sanded, then repeated. i'm kinda happy. finally put my painting hobby to good use. (oh i added those holes to give it the rustic look i was going for)
it came from this
it came from this
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Thats good stuff. I like it.
condompickle
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thank j, i appreciate it. probably building a headboard/bed frame next.
i think i'm gonna look to start doing fine woodwork. maybe open my own lil woodworking shop. being a finish carpenter for the past 10 years has been great, but i feel like it may be time to move on. we'll see.
i think i'm gonna look to start doing fine woodwork. maybe open my own lil woodworking shop. being a finish carpenter for the past 10 years has been great, but i feel like it may be time to move on. we'll see.
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I've drank about 170ml of whiskey so far.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Can't wait for the carpentry with eggman youtube channel.
condompickle
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who's eggman? is this some kinda of cali slang i don't understand? oh bam! 2 weeks! i'll be in sf then down to la for 2 weeks. hit me up. pm me!
Bam Bam Baklava
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I'll make you a deal. I'll hang out if you tell me who you really are. PM me or whatever doesn't have to be public.
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I guess I extend the same offer as Bam Bam.
There is no way Eggman has done woodworking (or anything besides masturbating) for 10 years.
condompickle
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ask mr bam. i told him i'm coming to cali next month and would love to meet him. j2 you close to the bay? i know bam is down south. i'm doing a sf/la 2 week tour. gotta visit some old friends.
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Yes. I'm bay area gaf.
Snuggs we're already besties. I even told my coworkers about you.
Snuggs we're already besties. I even told my coworkers about you.
Bam Bam Baklava
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He's put up a convincing argument that he's not eggman so far. Especially the doing something other masturbation part. However, his GF in those pics seems awfully young looking for a man of his age and how convenient that he happens to be from jersey which is close to eggman's true origins.
I'm gonna need to see some receipts. Hearing him on Xbox also raised some doubts. Especially the ranting nature of his tirade.
I'm gonna need to see some receipts. Hearing him on Xbox also raised some doubts. Especially the ranting nature of his tirade.
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I just figured it was entirely fabricated. The images of that girl seemed pulled from a random FB account.
condompickle
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condompickle
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you too? what do you guys want?
fuck this i'm diggin.
here's my 18 i mean 28 yr old gf.
here's the bracelet i just bought to match the girl i posted above who i have no clue who she is.
it could of been she was wearing my tibetan skull bracelet.. or i just really wanted to impress drunk gaf with a girl. you decide.
U tell them about the 🌳🍃🚶🐈🌾🌲
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I don't want anything other than for this to be a fun thread. Everyone here has reacted to you as a suspicious entity. Theres a reason for that.
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I have yet to tell them about the 🌳🍃🚶🐈🌾🌲, but I do talk about Virtual Reality. I've been drawing pictures of the 🌳🍃🚶🐈🌾🌲 lately. And have told them about the pictures. I'm waiting to tell them about the 🌳🍃🚶🐈🌾🌲 because I'm not sure they'd properly understand yet.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Hell we could settle this right now. If ill is not busy in NY you guys could meet up tonight and he can verify if you are eggman.
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It is kinda funny that we have members of this thread spread out everywhere and they seemingly ALL have met in real life.
This is as real as it gets here. At least for my part.
Bam Bam Baklava
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In fairness I never met anybody so maybe I'm eggman.
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condompickle has implied numerous times were all lying. Then he said hes the only one who has a GF. Hes said "fuck it im out" at least twice so far. For those who are keeping score, of course.
Watch this guy try to cast shade at wool next.
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