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Depressed t-rex gets even more depressed knowing he can't hit the bong one last time thanks to his tiny arms, as the meteors loom overhead. After a brief moment of respite, he finds peace for the first time in his life. Tiny arms and tiny brains burn all the same.
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brianjones
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why is he wearing a michael jordan jersey? Lol
Snugs, thats a great video. really digging the vertical movement on the reals.
Just wanted to apologize for being a mess again. Finding out the buddy + marriage+ being a cheating ass kinda made me a sad fuck tonight.
I will post pics of me and friends posing in front of a random harley with froyo and head bands and leather ltomorrow
Just wanted to apologize for being a mess again. Finding out the buddy + marriage+ being a cheating ass kinda made me a sad fuck tonight.
I will post pics of me and friends posing in front of a random harley with froyo and head bands and leather ltomorrow
I'm not that big or macho at all but don't underestimate my ability to throw down. I've body slammed and dominated dudes when the situation has called for it. I got this aggression and physical ability from my dads side but then a meek peacefullness from my moms side.
I used to have to protect a friend who people would always pick on at parties and shit. I would throw his tormentors face down into the dirt and wouldn't let go till they said sorry. Good times.
I used to have to protect a friend who people would always pick on at parties and shit. I would throw his tormentors face down into the dirt and wouldn't let go till they said sorry. Good times.
so this is what it feels like to be a victim of cyber bullying
that video pretty much sums up m y life if you substitute non-white people into it
just back from the bars and ran into the chick i was supposed to meet for the vert 1st time in person for drinks tomorrow. actually wasn't too awkward and went okay because we're still meeting up for drinks tomorrow 😎
back home drinking a lil more and loading a bowl
this guy's stuff has just really been doing it for me consistently this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTd9SLsyl04&feature=youtu.be
back home drinking a lil more and loading a bowl
this guy's stuff has just really been doing it for me consistently this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTd9SLsyl04&feature=youtu.be
Illithid Dude
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got the saint laurent model's number
my drunk as fuck friend just peed in my sink
my drunk as fuck friend just peed in my sink
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SteveWinwood
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guys im at a brewery opening and there is unlimited beer
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TOM f'N CRUISE
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woke up today and i still feel buzzed... its 3:47pm...
Okay gaf,
Let's see how well I can manage my alcohol. I've never been drunk before. I have four small bottles of merlot and two different wines. I'm already done with the first bottle of merlot, and halfway through the second.
Gotta love that warm feeling!
I am also eating alfredo pizza, if that is relavant/\
Edit: three bottles of merot down.
Let's see how well I can manage my alcohol. I've never been drunk before. I have four small bottles of merlot and two different wines. I'm already done with the first bottle of merlot, and halfway through the second.
Gotta love that warm feeling!
I am also eating alfredo pizza, if that is relavant/\
Edit: three bottles of merot down.
I would be pronounced dead by sundown
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Has anyone ever heard of a show called space dandy?
I just can't do anime. Went out for a few after night job. It's p tarded here imo tbh. Closing time soon but I'm kinda psyched to go home and play some PVZ w/ DM and my growler in the fridge. We need a goto DT PS4 game...it could be Space Lords but I don't have it yet.
Come play PVZ w me dude. It's the best drunk mp game.
too late I am too drunk for it. lol
Fair enough.
Once you start going up stairs on all fours you can't go back. It's so fast. I think I might start going everywhere on all fours like an animal. Twice the legs, twice as fast. 🐫🐪* two legged walking is some basic shit. I might be able to get to like 20 mph once I master the four leg gallop.
Why do they need two camel emojis
Once you start going up stairs on all fours you can't go back. It's so fast. I think I might start going everywhere on all fours like an animal. Twice the legs, twice as fast. 🐫🐪* two legged walking is some basic shit. I might be able to get to like 20 mph once I master the four leg gallop.
Why do they need two camel emojis
themagicalkitsune
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Yo guys what;s up.
Edit 2: fuck i sound like a noob
Edit 3: please excuse my behavior. All is well.
Edit 2: fuck i sound like a noob
Edit 3: please excuse my behavior. All is well.
Washed down a sleeping pill with beer. This girl I know wants to set me up with some other girl. She's grown and a teacher and shit. Don't think she'd be into cpn self destruct but atst maybe that's just what I need. Fuck this lifestyle. Fuck this shit into obliv. I need to be a real man.
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Help me out here guys.
The Saint Laurent model I'm trying to hux with is sending me super mixed signals. She invites me over to her house tonight, but then acts super disinterested in everything I have to say, and when I was chatting with her and her two other french friends even later she was just on her phone the entire time even though I was having an active conversation with her other friends for like an hour. But then when she leaves to go to bed she kisses only her best friend and me on the cheek, even though we were with a couple other people.
So, like, what the fuck.
The Saint Laurent model I'm trying to hux with is sending me super mixed signals. She invites me over to her house tonight, but then acts super disinterested in everything I have to say, and when I was chatting with her and her two other french friends even later she was just on her phone the entire time even though I was having an active conversation with her other friends for like an hour. But then when she leaves to go to bed she kisses only her best friend and me on the cheek, even though we were with a couple other people.
So, like, what the fuck.
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I'm on speaking terms with a certain 🌰 now, and part of me is actually going this time it will be different while the rest of me is going 😐 c'mon son.
Danger zone: procede with caution. 💣🚶💣
Acrid be sure to post that fire here. 🔥
You can never have enough camel emoji
i lived in a loft with a second floor with a 4' ceiling for a while. made for some scary drunk experiences because the stair case was the most jury rigged piece of shit ever. felt like i was going to die everytime i crawled up after a long night out. girl i was dating at the time hated it since she was like 6-6'2
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