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Featuring Patrice you nerd. You don't listen to O & A for them, you listen for the comedians that are on.
Not if I have to sit through their drivel.
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Smoked weed 4 years straight, never tried anything else. Friends have acid, but I'd want to be in a comfortable place to do that.
Hire a car service and have them drive you around. its amazing.
You don't, Patrice dominates every conversation he was a part of, including the O&A show.
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Getsmad I can't see those damned symbols on this mobile browser.
I am really missing that coked-up ex right now.
But then do I miss her just for the physical, or the personal?
I am really missing that coked-up ex right now.
But then do I miss her just for the physical, or the personal?
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I'm going to mail her some poems.
Maybe vomit on her doorstep.
Maybe vomit on her doorstep.
Bam Bam Baklava
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mail her some poems? Is that manny's idea?
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Who?
Illithid Dude
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helped my friend hit on an actress from pretty little liars for most of the night. came home and immediately started talking to the only other girl i'd hook up with in my dorm besides the model. got her number, gonna go shopping with her later. all in all, fantastic night.
oh, and inherent vice is really, really, really good.
oh, and inherent vice is really, really, really good.
Illithid Dude
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it actually hurts my heart that i won't be able to see inherent vice until decemeber. what a wonderful, genuine film.
Wasted last night. Drank two deuces when I got home, but have no recollection of it. Can't really remember what that girl I made out w looked like either but it doesn't really matter. Prob not gonna text her anyways. Why bother? Also made some dude so mad he slapped drink off the table but we ended up hugging it out. Interesting night.
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4 straight nights getting wasted with little sleep... holy shit that was intense.
Now it's only you and me Engineering, only you and me. Time to focus on my studies.
Now it's only you and me Engineering, only you and me. Time to focus on my studies.
I asked my assistant manager if i could use him as a reference for a job application. his response? "Always man"
no doubt i'm gone from the job tomorrow. fucking bullshit but w/e. just what i need to move on and find a job that pays more than 8 fucking dollars per hour. here's hoping i don't have to get stuck at taco bell again tho haha.
no doubt i'm gone from the job tomorrow. fucking bullshit but w/e. just what i need to move on and find a job that pays more than 8 fucking dollars per hour. here's hoping i don't have to get stuck at taco bell again tho haha.
Could you hook me up with a job at Taco Bell? I gotta start looking. Prob gonna go out any tonight even tho it's prob a bad idea, but fuck it. Car bombs and karoeke. Not like I gotta get up in the morning...or at all tomorrow. I could literally sleep for like forty hours and it wouldn't matter. 💤⌛️
Bam Bam Baklava
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Can any of you guys hook me up with a job as a dish washer inside preferably a Bangladeshi restaurant?
Bam Bam Baklava
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How can I find a job in a market which you've monopolized?
I only wash them, with your skillset of sucking them, you'll go far.
My 14 year old cousin does that. I might be able to pull some strings.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Mr. double downs over here going all in on the failed zinger.
We can't all have high aspirations.
Illithid Dude
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had the strangest talk with the model today
she's going to london this weekend so i asked her if it was for work (i.e modeling). she said no, it was for a guy. she's thinking about doing a long distance relationship with him, though she's not sure if it will work out. she then proceeds to tell me, and i quote, "the issue is, i'm just so horny. i need like a way to let it out." and then asks me if i have seen any girls i was attracted to.
what the fuck.
she's going to london this weekend so i asked her if it was for work (i.e modeling). she said no, it was for a guy. she's thinking about doing a long distance relationship with him, though she's not sure if it will work out. she then proceeds to tell me, and i quote, "the issue is, i'm just so horny. i need like a way to let it out." and then asks me if i have seen any girls i was attracted to.
what the fuck.
if you're not fucking her now you never will (or it will be a while)
have you done anything remotely sexual with her? kissed her?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Given the way you've described it she either wants to have casual sex with you and you totally missed the signal or she sees you as a totally nonsexual best friend who she can share these thoughts with.
It's called being young. You're both (and your peers) saying stupid shit all the time.
Illithid Dude
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haven't really had the opportunity yet. originally, i was gonna invite her to watch a movie with me in my room but by the time the conversation ended i was so confused i decided to just try and write this essay due tomorrow
Bam Bam Baklava
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Man, stop dancing around the issue and just go for it. No one likes indecisiveness and indirect action.
eh put the invite out there at least. if she says no then oh well, there are plenty of hot chicks, and now that you know she's horny, next time you're drunk together you can work that to your advantage most likely.
Bam Bam Baklava
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This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Don't do this.
definitely, don't be like minus
Illithid Dude
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works. sorry midnights.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Anything to avoid being straight forward and upfront eh?
Lol what? I told him to invite her over. If she said no, too bad so sad, move on. Next time they are drunk together, he will probably be able to smash.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Your idea is dependent on first her coming over under ambiguous pretense. Then they have to get drunk together. Then he somehow finally decides to make a move? It's like zig zagging down a straight road.
No no no I mean if she doesn't come over tonight (or whenever he invites her), he cuts his losses and moves on to the multitude of other Horny artsy girls. I'm sure in the future they'll be at the same party and drunk together at which point he can make a move. If she comes over tonight he can just try and smang.
I'm all for being direct, but he wasn't, so this is probably what I would do in his case.
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"Sunday Night Nothing"
The TV set rests on this little stand,
just behind the typewriter,
and as I sit here at this machine,
the angle of the screen,
my head is not there - unreflective -
cut off at the neck, just below
the chin.
I've got nothing to take it on.
I look like a victim of terrorism,
I look like a politician,
I look like a Hollywood screenwriter,
I look like an animal - mounted on a wall
in reverse,
I look like everybody,
I look like myself
The TV set rests on this little stand,
just behind the typewriter,
and as I sit here at this machine,
the angle of the screen,
my head is not there - unreflective -
cut off at the neck, just below
the chin.
I've got nothing to take it on.
I look like a victim of terrorism,
I look like a politician,
I look like a Hollywood screenwriter,
I look like an animal - mounted on a wall
in reverse,
I look like everybody,
I look like myself
Illithid Dude
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here's my actual game plan:
she gonna go to london on wednesday. either she's gonna return with a boyfriend or she isn't. if she doesn't, i'll bring up the whole thing about being horny all the time in my normal charming way and go from there, probably invite her to watch a movie. if she does, i'll move on to this smoking chinese/australian girl.
qed.
she gonna go to london on wednesday. either she's gonna return with a boyfriend or she isn't. if she doesn't, i'll bring up the whole thing about being horny all the time in my normal charming way and go from there, probably invite her to watch a movie. if she does, i'll move on to this smoking chinese/australian girl.
qed.
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Sounds reasonable.
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