• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

Drunk thread

Status
Not open for further replies.
S

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
J. Bravo said:
I feel you on that one. if you can, get a prescription for some kind of ADD medicine. preferably vyvanse. that shit works. i woke up at 630, took it, and went back to sleep. woke back up at 745 feeling great and ready to go attack the day. this is after going to sleep at 130ish. with a coupon you can get from www.vyvanse.com, it's only $30/month. really makes you (well, me, anyways) productive and get shit done. i love it.

in other news, during my unemployment period, i'm back to playing maplestory, my world of warcraft for the last 11 years...
Click to expand...

Spelunky just came out for PS4. 🙌
 
D

Deleted member 22576

Unconfirmed Member
who enacts this fantasy upon thy tweenAged among us?
 
D

Deleted member 22576

Unconfirmed Member
for real though once you relearn to perceive your physical manifestation as the collection of experiences that make up the entire sphere your gangly body inhabits you will feel a lot bigger
 
H

hoggert

Member
FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT

cats are awesome despite the coughing fits im having due to the usual crazy nyc weather making them shed like nuts
 
M

Minus_Me

Member
hoggert said:
FUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT

cats are awesome despite the coughing fits im having due to the usual crazy nyc weather making them shed like nuts
Click to expand...

All the horrors of the world. That and I'm on way too much cognac. I might throw up.

PS> Hockey be back, bless everyone.
 
H

hoggert

Member
the horror of existence is overruled by Nancy winning GBBOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
W

Wool

Member
I'm drinking a cup of coffee at 8:30PM. Need to head to the library asap and make a power point. Goddamnit. I'm putting some whiskey in it I think.
 
Sub_Level

Sub_Level

wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Wool said:
I'm drinking a cup of coffee at 8:30PM. Need to head to the library asap and make a power point. Goddamnit. I'm putting some whiskey in it I think.
Click to expand...

Get back to work on your powerpoint (posting this reply in case you are looking at gaf)
 
H

hoggert

Member
you piece of shit shit

youll make it

at least dont make it until i hit 1000 posts (cant promise it will be in DTFAFFFF thou
 
B

Booshka

Member
hoggert said:
you piece of shit shit

youll make it

at least dont make it until i hit 1000 posts (cant promise it will be in DTFAFFFF thou
Click to expand...

grind out trash posts in the drunk thread. no one will PM complain here so long as you aren't totally out of line. you can make it to 1000
 
S

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
hoggert said:
YOU

ARE

A

FAMILY

MAN
Click to expand...
I want to be a family man. Stablity, build a life w/ peeps you 💕. But I've come to realize I have a chaotic spirit and tbh dunno if that kinda life would ever be possible for me. More of a destroyer than a builder I guess.

TBH I just want to be able to be on my deathbed as I look back on life and know that I had buns of steel.
 
B

Booshka

Member
Snuggles said:
I want to be a family man. Stablity, build a life w/ peeps you 💕. But I've come to realize I have a chaotic spirit and tbh dunno if that kinda life would ever be possible for me. More of a destroyer than a builder I guess.

TBH I just want to be able to be on my deathbed as I look back on life and know that I had buns of steel.
Click to expand...

you don't need to be a family man to feel satisfied about your life on your deathbed. and if you legit have a chaotic lifestyle, don't pass that shit onto children and a spouse, or at least not children. Your chaos can be understood and handled by a full grown spouse, but putting that shit on children is just irresponsible. Just don't let your chaos create more chaos that you can't directly control/manage and you will be ok.
 
H

hoggert

Member
snugs: i dont know how to put it, but some people like you and I never really settle down. dont hate yourself because you dont match society's expectations of procreation. just move into the woods and start hating OBAMA lol. actually im full of shit. even i dont have kids and crap, i have and will continue to mentor the incoming generation to not make the same mistakes i did because america. but if they want to make the same mistakes, that's their choice and will support that NO MATTER WHAT (unless they're a creeper like that dude who's reading this now and stilll a junior after 3 years lol what up D) because I'm not a hypocritical cunt.

okay seriously, instead of explaining what im saying i just spellchecked stuff lol. i prefer not to talk about my SHIT because i dont want to start a cult accidentally like our lord and master basedgod aka lil'b also known as 4200derentslayer

anyone else have a drunk log? all my days in August were yellow tabbed
 
H

hoggert

Member
yellow tabs are for when i had 6+ drinks in a period of 3- hours

so most days in august, thankfully i did not have WIFI during those days or else OT would be a shitstorm and I would be banned in a similar way to coldkelvin and condrompickle bubba burger
 
S

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
No hatred. The entire point was finding peace in self-acceptance. To know thyne self truly as well as the universe you live in is the most evolved form of existence.🙏
 
H

hoggert

Member
kehs

i am a social radical

if i messaged similar social radical mods (who i have spoken to in the past via PMs and know i am a "feminazi" or whatever due to my radical lefist views and love of trader joes and extremely left wing college email i signed up for on this site) and requested that your thread creation privileges be restored

in exchange for my privileges being revoked because jesus christ i only make threads about obscure 6 year old jrpgs and totally un-PC Australian explitation slock

would you give me an assjob irl cuz im thirsty like slayven (YOU SeARCH THIS) in the midwest with no honest 2 god REAL booty around like i dunno whos some good booty pornstars i dont watch enough because im stuck in 2010 so texas catalina roxxs im drawing a blank here new years is coming up
 
B

Booshka

Member
Snuggles said:
No hatred. The entire point was finding peace in self-acceptance. To know thyne self truly as well as the universe you live in is the most evolved form of existence.��
Click to expand...

I got this down on lock, almost to a fault. Like, I don't have enough of the necessary ego to try and over achieve as a human. I feel equal or less than most other complex organisms on this planet, it's fucking weird, but that's where I am at. That manifest destiny, master of your domain shit was never properly instilled into me.

@hoggert, Remy La Croix and Luna Star for dat booty porn viewing.
 
K

kehs

Banned
I've never been into rimjobs hoggert.

but you should totally pm a mod (which you've spoken to by ratting people out before) and have my thread privileges reversed.
 
H

hoggert

Member
kehs said:
I've never been into rimjobs hoggert.

but you should totally pm a mod (which you've spoken to by ratting people out before) and have my thread privileges reversed.
Click to expand...

cop

I'm going to blunt: you make good threads. I don't. Because I dont give a shit about what people "want" to read.

I'll message Besada or Duckroll tomorrow. Hopefully I won't get juniored or banned loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I'm gonna be honest man. Compared to thatguyyoukill or worldstar or whoever, you made good threads.

I did the research, and you deserve the privilege more than me and my love of random shit. I'll re-earn it the right to post but you already got it, and the fact you got juniored is bullshit. Not saying that because I want a reach around lol.
 
Z

ZeroRay

Member
Yo hoggert, hotdogging IS pretty nice. Wish it was more common in porn.

But yes, kehspernicus must post threads again. Just so he can talk more shit about google.
 
K

kehs

Banned
hoggert said:
cop

I'm going to blunt: you make good threads. I don't. Because I dont give a shit about what people "want" to read.

I'll message Besada or Duckroll tomorrow. Hopefully I won't get juniored or banned loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I'm gonna be honest man. Compared to thatguyyoukill or worldstar or whoever, you made good threads.

I did the research, and you deserve the privilege more than me and my love of random shit. I'll re-earn it the right to post but you already got it, and the fact you got juniored is bullshit. Not saying that because I want a reach around lol.
Click to expand...

Don't pm a mod, I'm already feeling bad about someone else getting juniored on my behalf.

I don't want more blood on my hands.


I'll give you a reacharound when you least expect it.
 
S

Snuggles

erotic butter maelstrom
Girl ur cute but I'm not gonna talk to you cause tbh don't wanna talk 2 any1 rite now.

Anyone wanna play some Destiny in a minute?
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

The Drunk GAF Containment Thread
Social Community 7 8 9 10 11
528
11K
MrMephistoX replied
  • Locked
Threads of Time announced for Xbox and PC
1
323
JimboJones replied
Deadpool & Wolverine Open Spoilers Thread
|OT| Spoilers 3 4 5 6 7
321
16K
RJMacready73 replied
NeoGAF staff hate me! Hack the GAF meta with this one revolutionary trick!
2
50
2K
NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt replied
Threads of Time - Announce Trailer EN | TGS 2024
News Trailer 2
53
2K
Roman Empire replied
Top Bottom