Illithid Dude
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i've known her for a couple weeks.
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i've known her for a couple weeks.
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Oh man, no sweat.
Bam Bam Baklava
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It's a good plan but what happens if she comes back with a boyfriend but dude is meh and you could rek him.
a friend wants to sleep together again because they learned how to squirt, speaking of
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i just wanna talk i dunno fuck :/
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i just wanna talk i dunno fuck :/
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Acrid, somehow you know exactly what kind of music to post for a guy who's woken up at 4am hungover and unable to fall back asleep. Thanks for that.
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High powered gettin it done lunch of broccoli almonds and bacon.
brianjones
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whole foods?
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Nah home cooked! It took me 20 minutes! Had to use two pans! It was intense.
don't smoke, don't be near smoke. drink lots of water and stuff
yep. basically confining myself to my house since all my friends smoke (although my best friends won't smoke around me if i ask them not to), and drinking 2 gallons of water a day. pretty swaggy.
Bam Bam Baklava
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haha dude just said pretty swaggy.
also, prolly a good idea to exercise, help your body's metabolism kickstart
I never left the house today.
Bam Bam Baklava
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I think we all want to reach a point where we don't get on gaf anymore. Whether it's because we're too busy or our lives are so fulfilling going on a forum seems pointless.
Kind of like the end of Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck shows up to Matt Damon's house and he's just not there anymore.
Kind of like the end of Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck shows up to Matt Damon's house and he's just not there anymore.
SecretMoblin
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I hate coming in this thread sometimes
I just post favorites.
Is that a rich Canadian sex act?
The range rover at the house I used to work at had one, never had to use them before because we used our cars regularly.
yep. i have to start bodyweight training since I can't afford a gym (my gym membership was free courtsey of The Company), so we'll see how that goes.
Canadian Winters
Just wondering what was better, plugging into the cigarette lighter or just directly on the battery. I've been using the lighter method but people told me it destroys the alternator /:
fuck fuck fuck i have to do the drug screen by the 9th at 5pm cst. i'm so boned. drinking so much water right now, as if that even helps. i'm probably gonna get someone to agree to pee for me, test myself, and then end up having to borrow their pee. i only have to get below 50ng/dl or w/e. walgreens home test detects that so if i can pass the home test i'll be good. but i probably won't lol. my last smoke was sunday, and i have to take the test thursday...
how often and much do you smoke?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Judging by his previous posts I'd say very often and a lot.
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found a girl to pee for me who isn't on her period. also my little brother said he would, just in case they test for gender. i'm gonna call and find out first. so i should be dandy.
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I think about the few women I've truly loved, and how they've all moved away and made lives for themselves. I think about me, here, a stain on their memories, and they've won.
I've only loved one woman one time once. But by the end there was more hate than love.
protip: do acid before and it'll look even better
I don't want another psychiatric break though.
I think you can buy urine online. Just get the 1 day shipping. You'll make the money back with one day's pay.
I've never been piss tested before. It sounds like a bad way to start an employee/company relationship.
sorry that the lady hasn't been good to you
That's sexist.
Left the bar to go drink on the beach but it was cold so I'm back and my two remaining beers are in the bushes for now. Due for a lifestyle change but in the meantime fuck it.
Been watchin this older dude all night spending hundos buying girls drinks and paying their tabs but no one wants 2 fuck him so far. Too bad you can't buy a better personality with all that money.
Been watchin this older dude all night spending hundos buying girls drinks and paying their tabs but no one wants 2 fuck him so far. Too bad you can't buy a better personality with all that money.
Hey man I'm talking to a T as well!
I feel you on that one. if you can, get a prescription for some kind of ADD medicine. preferably vyvanse. that shit works. i woke up at 630, took it, and went back to sleep. woke back up at 745 feeling great and ready to go attack the day. this is after going to sleep at 130ish. with a coupon you can get from www.vyvanse.com, it's only $30/month. really makes you (well, me, anyways) productive and get shit done. i love it.
in other news, during my unemployment period, i'm back to playing maplestory, my world of warcraft for the last 11 years...
in other news, during my unemployment period, i'm back to playing maplestory, my world of warcraft for the last 11 years...
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