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I love it when you discover a new clothing combination and you're like what the hell its the same clothes as always but different. Its like playing minecraft. Who would have known this sweater went with these cutoffs?
 
You ever get to that point where you compulsively spend $20 for a 5 minute live cam show to see some girl with too much makeup on masturbate?

This cannot continue. I am ruining my life. Still young but time is running out. Need to finally get girlfriend. Always figured that they weren't worth coordinating your schedule around not to mention the expenses associated with a grill, but in the long run it's probably healthier. Someone I can drink, eat pizza, and fart with.
 
arab said:
yep i'm 23 now
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Nothing to tell.

I did a lot with my time banned. I helped the homeless at a shelter (not joking), I went all around SoCal just checking stuff out, I watched Twin Peaks again. I further refined my new mindset and philosophy of positive outlooks and not dwelling on things.
 
If you think aboutit--almost every second that you live you're missing out on new people in life. Really, I'm just trying to give you a chance.
 
happy bday brother

i seriously thought arab was older

still going through my quarter life crisis

SalsaShark said:
happy bday bro

if you feel old at 23 I recommend dating someone older, feels selfishly and great
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this

it feels soooooo good

dont get too attached though, they all ended up trying to "fix" me which become annoying pretty quick
 
EloquentM said:
If you think aboutit--almost every second that you live you're missing out on new people in life
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Think of it as dodging assholes.

I'm feeling pretty wonky this morning. Got decently fucked up and my dumb kitten basically sat on me and attacked my face all night so I barely slept.
 
My cat acts like she owns my body. I can sit or lay whenever I want and she can't do anything about it. When will these animals learn to respect my rights?!?!?
 
thanks brothers. usually i'm more excited about my birthday but this year i don't really care. just gonna coast today
 
Happy Bday dude.

So I had dinner with some Neighbours yesterday, and they pushed me on the idea of trying LSD. Me and the misses will be trying it out probably this friday. Guys have any experience?
 
LSD is great. I've had the best highs of my life on it. A good LSD trip is just pure joy. I wouldn't really recommend any specific activity since it can make anything awesome: a night out on the town, an outdoors excursion, an evening at home with some good music and sex, etc etc. It's all good. 😎✨

Dammit, now I'm jealous.
 
I convinced my sister to be our sitter. We're going to start the night off by listening to music, Bitches Brew by Miles Davis, and having her paint something if she's up to it. I'm going to raid my parents medical cabinet for valium in case stuff gets heavy. I'm hoping to try some sex if we're up to it, but looking forward to some good heart to hearts.

I might hire some car service to bring us around the city, maybe try the casino haha.
 
i've had the best of times on acid and the worst time of my life on acid (not me personally but my world kind of fell apart around me. i can talk about it later)

just remember to stay somewhat grounded in reality so you don't get too far out
 
Happy birthday arab. Hope you're having a good one. That Tobacco album is solid.

I'm jealous minus, hope you have a good time as well.
 
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