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i dont have any cool googly eye shades like jtwo but i just got stoned and decided to lay on the rug
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eating matcha flavored pocky and gonna play the evil within but im scared.
Jeff with a beard, wow!
I heard Blame Space has a great beard, but I've never seen him post a picture.
bout to drink some bottom shelf whiskey (Ten High) and look at TV screen.
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ew thats not my name
disappeared
Banned
Broke a girl's heart for the fourth time in as many months.
Going to be sitting here in this cold room for a long time.
Going to be sitting here in this cold room for a long time.
SyenceLabb
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Random shit you hear late at night when an infomercial is playing:
"Androzene nourishes the testicles"
"Androzene nourishes the testicles"
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Whoa that's boss is that an album cover I want to hear that album
I made a TUMBLR account a couple weeks ago. This was on my screen just now:
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Edit: LOL
First one is better.
Illithid Dude
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haven't had anything to drink since saturday, when i had a hangover so bad i was bedridden until 6pm. feels weird.
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Woke up #heckaearly to brave the wilderness and acquire cat food
honestly i want archer's life.
also, pick 1 (full time) or 2 (1 full 1 part)
warehouse job, starts at 9 or 10, raise if i prove i'm not retarded, 30-40 hours/wk, 1 weekend day.
quiktrip, starts at 8.25/hr, semi annual raises in the form of bonuses for every hour worked in the last 6 months, fluid changing schedule.
bank of america, starts at 12/hr, 20 hours a week, perfect for current school schedule.
i'm leaning warehouse and bank if i can swing it. warehouse is tough work, bank is good resume padder. quiktrip is the most stable along with the bank.
also, pick 1 (full time) or 2 (1 full 1 part)
warehouse job, starts at 9 or 10, raise if i prove i'm not retarded, 30-40 hours/wk, 1 weekend day.
quiktrip, starts at 8.25/hr, semi annual raises in the form of bonuses for every hour worked in the last 6 months, fluid changing schedule.
bank of america, starts at 12/hr, 20 hours a week, perfect for current school schedule.
i'm leaning warehouse and bank if i can swing it. warehouse is tough work, bank is good resume padder. quiktrip is the most stable along with the bank.
class is only monday, tuesday, and thursday 6pm-10pm. honestly 60 hours would be tough but if i had to i could manage it. full time 5 days a week say 8-4 (really 36.5 with 30 min lunches), and then i have wednesday and friday nights and sat/sun days.
i'd probably take the full time job though since that is more money and more consistent. anyways i have yet to be offered any of these lol.
i'd probably take the full time job though since that is more money and more consistent. anyways i have yet to be offered any of these lol.
does a canadian bar serve poutine?
Bam Bam Baklava
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No man that's at the Japanese bar that serves Canadian beer and poutine in Paris.
This one did. They were also showing English football which was odd, but I guess because it was a sporty bar it had to show some sort of sport.
I'VE GOT NOOOOOO DARKSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftlRPueiuVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftlRPueiuVQ
BlueTsunami
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Promised myself I'd leave the everclear for the weekend. I'm a weak, weak man.
make love to my butt
Best thread title of this generation of all time
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=915979&page=100000
http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=915979&page=100000
Really digging "You're Dead!" Gonna try to catch one of his shows in LA when he gets over here.
Just finished an 8 dollar IPA 6 pack from the grocery store. Got me going pretty good, but I think I want another one, or maybe a quality 40oz from the liquor store. I think another 6 pack is more efficient for cost/benefit though.
BlueTsunami
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Anyone who hates can suck on the dollar to shot ratio!
Thank you! But are you really taking shots of 190 proof grain alcohol??
Bam Bam Baklava
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I wonder how fast j bravo will jump off the royals bandwagon if they lose.
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Oh no way, mixing it up but I measure my mixes by shot. Taking it straight would probably mess up my stomach. Literally two shots worth in a mixed drink will get me good.
Illithid Dude
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Guys, the model told me she has a "boo" yesterday but then told me they got in to a fight, and that my voice is "very sexy". And then she invited me to go shopping with her this weekend.
Like, I guess she's coming on to me, but is she trying to get anything out of it? Maybe she's just one of those super flirty girls? I could always just try and hook up with her, but if it turns out she's not trying to get with me it would make me look super bad as I was trying to get with a girl while knowing she had a BF - or is a "boo" something different than a BF?
Life would be so much easier if I was gay.
Like, I guess she's coming on to me, but is she trying to get anything out of it? Maybe she's just one of those super flirty girls? I could always just try and hook up with her, but if it turns out she's not trying to get with me it would make me look super bad as I was trying to get with a girl while knowing she had a BF - or is a "boo" something different than a BF?
Life would be so much easier if I was gay.
SecretMoblin
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tbh I'm waiting for the homosexual trend to end already
done with it
done with it
You need to start throwing fat stacks everywhere. Do I need to come with the chopper?
Bam Bam Baklava
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This must be some girl if it takes the collective financial power of both minus and ill.
BlueTsunami
there is joy in sucking dick
Going a little cross eyed, about to listen to some Scott Walker. About and good as good as a Tuesday can get.
Lol never asshole.
Oh ok. I mix up to the line on a qt cup with everclear and other drink the rest. Nice and drunk. And some dude brought apple pie moonshine. Soooo good
i want to chill/cuddle with these cats but the inc thunderstorm has them scared shittless
midnight moon apple pie? if not, give that shit a taste. great (and cheap)
midnight moon apple pie? if not, give that shit a taste. great (and cheap)
BlueTsunami
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Been meaning to make that. Ita actually why I bought this everclear but killed it with Gatorade and Tropicana. Hahaha.
Bur Apple Pie is supposed to go down real easy.
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Dang so tonight is the second date
Illithid Dude
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bringing rock band back
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