Support NeoGAF

[Deleted member 22576]

Nah I don't play it still. But I do have the standalone. Idk I've had some good nights with that game, but it's rink-a-dink as hell.

Dude get HaloPC.

 

[Gvaz]

debating playing game of thrones game

 

[J. Bravo]

Man I'm drunk. Presidents and assholes plus something stupid called Irish poker. Fun gathering though

 

[hoggert]

dont get dayz standalone. its a complete fucking mess with no end in sight lol

 

[J. Bravo]

Yeah I'm gonna be wasted

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Alright. Date with the silver surfer went well. She's a cool girl. Very just.. She keeps it real.. There were no large scale ambitions or any hint of romanticism about her existence.. She's just taking it day by day and working her ass off and watching anime when she can.

Such a big contrast to the other girl I took out last week. I think it was good, she was laughing at my jokes and we played a game of pool after dinner

I'm fuckin tired and I haven't smoked weed for 15 hours. Who cares about girls right now IMO

 

[J. Bravo]

Yeah man I vote you keep talking to her. I enjoy drinking games lol

 

[Get'sMad]

feeling good in the neighborhood

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCvturmyhhI

 

[Gvaz]

i wish i liked alcohol as much as drugs

if there was a way to drink alcohol without blacking out i'd like it more

 

[brianjones]

i wish i liked alcohol as much as drugs

if there was a way to drink alcohol without blacking out i'd like it more

have you tried not chugging it straight from the bottle

 

[Surface of Me]

i have the hiccups someone please cure me

 

[brianjones]

hold your breath or swallow water while leaning over

 

[freenudemacusers]

drinking urine works

 

[Surface of Me]

im good they went aaway

 

[Gvaz]

have you tried not chugging it straight from the bottle

ive never chugged alcohol from the bottle...

 

[kehs]

ive never chugged alcohol from the bottle...

Not that you remember.

right...right?😏

 

[Gvaz]

no im pretty sure, lol

 

[J. Bravo]

Apparently not being able to cum is a real problem. And I have it. I used to not. But tonight I did. About 90% sober. IDK dudes, the sex was fun, and getting my dick sucked my the same girl at the same time as my friend was fun. But not cumming was not fun.

 

[J. Bravo]

I'm so fucking tired it's 6am, got church at 9 and work at 3 lol. Fuck


Edit Twoc things 1 she is on her period apparently. I have blood around my finger nails. Gross. I also ate her out. Double gross. 2 I didn't use a condom. She's on the pill but she also likes to have sex. She said not since like a month and a half ago, and I believe her, and I think she would tell me if she had something, but damn I'm dumb.

 

[brianjones]

you're a mess

go to church and brush your teeth

 

[hoggert]

im irl giggling man at that sex story 😂

Bravo, for the shaving tips; I'm not going to go too deep into the shit because it's been a while So:

• Most importantly: WATER moisturize that shit. All the time. Warm/hot water before shaving and during. Use cold after.
• Lather the cream on.
• Shave first time with the grain on your face and neck, second time towards your nose on your face, and upwards against the grain on your neck. Be gentle: think of it as hair reduction. Not removal. Decent video on it, a different shaving channel a lot of people like but I preferred geofatboy when I was teaching myself how to wet shave.
• Try getting some moisturizing pre shave cream too

 

[arab]

you're a mess

go to church and brush your teeth

you're gonna want to follow these steps

• use a soft bristle brush ya turkey
• fluoride is for your health
• floss is boss

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Chicken biryani it's what's for breakfast

 

[Get'sMad]

Got a big ol box of clementines.

Just gonna eat those all day, drink bloody marys and smoke weed. today's gonna rule.

 

[kehs]

I learned what clementines are from sunshine of a spot less mind, now I just think about kate winslet when i hear clementine.

 

[Get'sMad]

I know a French girl named Clementine too. Shes awesome. And hot.

so whenever I hear it I think hot French chick and delicious little oranges.

 

[hoggert]

lord snuggles

from the most iconic avatar on gaf thread

lord snuggles

 

[Surface of Me]

so fucked up last night, was wondering how it happened then i remembered all i had for dinner was two food truck tacos

 

[Snuggles]

Does Hoggmonster or anyone else still play Chivarly? The most fun game IMO and they added a lot since back in my day. 🔪

 

[Get'sMad]

2 drinks, half a bowl and 8 clementines deep right now. feeling p good. 😎

 

[Minus_Me]

I gambled again today. It seems I always have to have some kind of vice in my life or I'm not happy. Think I can turn running or something into a vice somehow?

 

[hoggert]

nah i dont have chivalry, i jump on every free weekend since a friend of mine is addicted but i was never able to really get into the game

 

[arab]

Does Hoggmonster or anyone else still play Chivarly? The most fun game IMO and they added a lot since back in my day. 🔪

I have it but I only play Dota because I'm a loser

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Still waiting on the purple one. And my ghost watch hasn't arrived yet.

This was a great decision.

 

[AcridMeat]

I gambled again today. It seems I always have to have some kind of vice in my life or I'm not happy. Think I can turn running or something into a vice somehow?

Run naked.

I had a few glasses of champagne for my borfday.

Might have my beer that's in the fridge now.

 

[Minus_Me]

Happy birthday dude!

 

[Snuggles]

HBD 🎈🎁💝🍻

 

[Deleted member 22576]

(im about to call acrid for his birthday don tell him)

 

[AcridMeat]

Checked phone and saw 0 missed calls

 

[arab]

who would never call a filthy junior member?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

i literally forgot to call the second i stepped out omg

 

[AcridMeat]

So far 25 seems a lot like 24.

Spoiler

Shame and sadness

Watch this funny video arab

 

[freenudemacusers]

happy birthday wish i was there bb

 

[Gvaz]

So far 25 seems a lot like 24.

Spoiler

Shame and sadness

Watch this funny video arab

Shit that reminds me, I'm gonna be 26 in a few months. Where the fuck has the time gone??

 

[Snuggles]

So far 25 seems a lot like 24.

Spoiler

Shame and sadness

Watch this funny video arab

I've probably received like a dozen phone calls in the past six months. I literally don't exist.

 

[arab]

So far 25 seems a lot like 24.

Spoiler

Shame and sadness

Watch this funny video arab

bahahahah that kid got rekt

 

[SecretMoblin]

happy birthday acrid please for the love of god get drunk

 

[AcridMeat]

I am drunk.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Just woke up to eat some toast. Happy birthday acrid!!!

 

[J. Bravo]

Happy birthday bro