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Nah I don't play it still. But I do have the standalone. Idk I've had some good nights with that game, but it's rink-a-dink as hell.

Dude get HaloPC.
 
Alright. Date with the silver surfer went well. She's a cool girl. Very just.. She keeps it real.. There were no large scale ambitions or any hint of romanticism about her existence.. She's just taking it day by day and working her ass off and watching anime when she can.

Such a big contrast to the other girl I took out last week. I think it was good, she was laughing at my jokes and we played a game of pool after dinner

I'm fuckin tired and I haven't smoked weed for 15 hours. Who cares about girls right now IMO
 
Apparently not being able to cum is a real problem. And I have it. I used to not. But tonight I did. About 90% sober. IDK dudes, the sex was fun, and getting my dick sucked my the same girl at the same time as my friend was fun. But not cumming was not fun.
 
I'm so fucking tired it's 6am, got church at 9 and work at 3 lol. Fuck


Edit Twoc things 1 she is on her period apparently. I have blood around my finger nails. Gross. I also ate her out. Double gross. 2 I didn't use a condom. She's on the pill but she also likes to have sex. She said not since like a month and a half ago, and I believe her, and I think she would tell me if she had something, but damn I'm dumb.
 
im irl giggling man at that sex story 😂

Bravo, for the shaving tips; I'm not going to go too deep into the shit because it's been a while So:
  • Most importantly: WATER moisturize that shit. All the time. Warm/hot water before shaving and during. Use cold after.
  • Lather the cream on.
  • Shave first time with the grain on your face and neck, second time towards your nose on your face, and upwards against the grain on your neck. Be gentle: think of it as hair reduction. Not removal. Decent video on it, a different shaving channel a lot of people like but I preferred geofatboy when I was teaching myself how to wet shave.
  • Try getting some moisturizing pre shave cream too
 
I learned what clementines are from sunshine of a spot less mind, now I just think about kate winslet when i hear clementine.
 
I know a French girl named Clementine too. Shes awesome. And hot.

so whenever I hear it I think hot French chick and delicious little oranges.
 
so fucked up last night, was wondering how it happened then i remembered all i had for dinner was two food truck tacos
 
Does Hoggmonster or anyone else still play Chivarly? The most fun game IMO and they added a lot since back in my day. 🔪
 
I gambled again today. It seems I always have to have some kind of vice in my life or I'm not happy. Think I can turn running or something into a vice somehow?
 
nah i dont have chivalry, i jump on every free weekend since a friend of mine is addicted but i was never able to really get into the game
 
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Still waiting on the purple one. And my ghost watch hasn't arrived yet.

This was a great decision.
 
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I gambled again today. It seems I always have to have some kind of vice in my life or I'm not happy. Think I can turn running or something into a vice somehow?
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Run naked.

I had a few glasses of champagne for my borfday.

Might have my beer that's in the fridge now.
 
(im about to call acrid for his birthday don tell him)
 
i literally forgot to call the second i stepped out omg
 
Just woke up to eat some toast. Happy birthday acrid!!!
 
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