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EloquentM said:
Arab are your nips still up for purchase?
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they're always available

so i made out with this girl and we get along well but she rolled last night or something and came back with a giant hickey on her neck. we didn't do more tahn kiss but i'm pretty salty
 
The best thing imo is to suppress the natural tendencies of the monkey brain and just continue to enjoy what you have with a girl without allowing yourself to get attached because that only leads to complications and messiness and sadness. She touches other bing bongs and that's okay. 👉🍆👌

Catching feelings can fuck w your head so it's def liberating to just let go of any expectations and keep it simple. ✌️Always best in the long run or at least that's where I am right now atm.

Anyways, on the third and final night of this weekend's weekend binge. Wouldn't go out but this is the best bar nights and a few people (one in partic...) are supposed to be out here.
 
Snuggles said:
The best thing imo is to suppress the natural tendencies of the monkey brain and just continue to enjoy what you have with a girl without allowing yourself to get attached because that only leads to complications and messiness and sadness. She touches other bing bongs and that's okay. 👉🍆👌

Catching feelings can fuck w your head so it's def liberating to just let go of any expectations and keep it simple. ✌️Always best in the long run or at least that's where I am right now atm.

Anyways, on the third and final night of this weekend's weekend binge. Wouldn't go out but this is the best bar nights and a few people (one in partic...) are supposed to be out here.
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this is such a tough skill to learn but so worth it
 
Yeah, that's why I chose the word suppress. You can't control how you feel but you can control how you act on your feels. But in my xp if you're successful in doing that your feelings will eventually fall in line with your actions once rationality overcomes the monkey brain. I'm not exactly great at this but I'm learning atm 4sure thru my current relevant xp's w this.
 
the crick run dry I'm a feared there's a haint blowin' in

#🌲
 
brother, can i catch a feelin'
i think it's important to go with the moment while understanding the fluidity of life and how our lives can at one point be the crest of a majestic wave and the next be nothing but wake created by some asshole's boat.
 
hoggert said:
brother, can i catch a feelin'
i think it's important to go with the moment while understanding the fluidity of life and how our lives can at one point be the crest of a majestic wave and the next be nothing but wake created by some asshole's boat.
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👍

Capn speaks the truth. Just b sure 2 store all your rare jewels offshore and not on the boat. 💎🚤
 
Random dude on cell:
Yeah, did I tell you my daughter got her first period? I said did you know my daughter got her first period done? Yeah. Hmm (random grunting.) Yeah, mmmm. She's taking it well. Yeah, but let me tell you she don't like it at all.

Made waiting for the train somewhat bearable.
 
Snuggles said:
Yeah, that's why I chose the word suppress. You can't control how you feel but you can control how you act on your feels. But in my xp if you're successful in doing that your feelings will eventually fall in line with your actions once rationality overcomes the monkey brain. I'm not exactly great at this but I'm learning atm 4sure thru my current relevant xp's w this.
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ive just been quiet and not making an effort. the night we made out, a diffrrnt girl at the bar gave me her number but i wasnt gonna send a message but i think i will now
 
Well, if I don't fuck up a relationship, some crazy fucking friend will do it for me 😩 Christ I need a drink. Fucking forgot my rule of never dating unbalanced friend's friends. Something always comes up. Always. And now I have to deal with some pointless drama that im going to flat out ignore due to how petty it is but it will still potentially poison my relationship.
 
yeah I have never had a girlfriend I'm not sure I know how to have one. not too worried about it though it's not like i'm in a good spot for one.

also, coffee is like my lifeblood. just drinking it makes me feel so much more alert it's scary.
 
I got measured the other day and I didnt know I was 1.71m

I guess im kinda short

edit: apparently 5'7 is the male average in uruguay so if I dont move im totes not short
 
J. Bravo said:
yeah I have never had a girlfriend I'm not sure I know how to have one. not too worried about it though it's not like i'm in a good spot for one.

also, coffee is like my lifeblood. just drinking it makes me feel so much more alert it's scary.
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coffee is on par with whiskey and franziskaner for me. one sip and the experience alone will make you grateful to be alive

snuggs i'm gonna talk to that girl and tell her it's water under the bridge. i've also got a coffee date lined up with that other girl from the AC dj show

god i fucking love sad music
 
arab said:
coffee is on par with whiskey and franziskaner for me. one sip and the experience alone will make you grateful to be alive

snuggs i'm gonna talk to that girl and tell her it's water under the bridge. i've also got a coffee date lined up with that other girl from the AC dj show

god i fucking love sad music
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What is franziskaner?

Also, friend sent me a job opening for a firefighter/emt position. Its in one of the worse counties of my state but def gonna apply. 3k/month lol that would be amazing. Really nervous to apply because if I get it I will actually have peoples lives in my hands. I mean I know my shit but damn talk about pressure to perform.
 
franziskaner.jpg


german beer. tastes like nothing i've ever had. nectar of gods.
 
sippin on a drink that is 70% cherry vodka and 30% dr pepper. it's quite tasty.

just playin starbound and waiting for s07e08 to pop up on the webs
 
Go peacefully into the light. 👋🌞✌️

I have one more that's the best of the new releases. 🙌
 
I hope you see this post before you die blame.

Miss u~

I was throwing out an empty six pack from the weekend today at the bins, it went straight to the other empty six pack from this weekend. D:
 
getting drunk on a tuesday is a sad existence


such is life


i drank all my roomies gold slchager, i wonder if he will notice. he has had it since halloween and ive been the only one drinking it
 
Jtwo said:
going to buy 6 16oz PBRs
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I go for the 24oz cans #tallboys.

It was my night off, did nothing except file for my tax return which is like depressingly small for some reason. Also applied for a job but they won't want me. P much fucked but whatever, it gets easier when you stop caring.
 
man it's amazing what you can just plain not think about
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half way to the store listening to the new mix
gonna get all my stuff in order for tomorrow tonight so I can feel a bit less anxious I think being stoned out of my gourd has given me a bit of anxiety with all the stuff happening to me right now. Hopefully this beer will level me off. Also been watching a show called Utopia that's very violent and tense. Looking forward to riding my bike to work tomorrow.
 
Omg the can is so cold and wet the pbr is so chewy and fizzy it just goes down and down I could drink forever and ever
 
I'll start drinking tween 🕙 and 🕚. Vibing 2 other new mix and maybe a couple rounds of RE6 merx to kill time.
 
I've been playing dark souls and when I get up from this bed I'm gonna fry a pound of bacon.
 
just gotta get through one more day and a half of work before I finally have a drink again.

pretty hyped to get drunk as hell off like 2 beers.
 
I just:

  • made falafel and ate it
  • made a blt for lunch tomorrow
  • made an apple spinach cheese salad for lunch tomorrow
  • made a smoothie ready to blend in the morning
  • made oatmeal ready to boil in the am
  • made jalepeno popcorn to eat now while i finish these beers

whoa it took like 2 hours but now all i have to do is wake up and not do anything tomorrow its gonna be awesome
 
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