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Drunk thread
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I wish animated avatars were still allowed cause this is the best. I finished my last beer for the night. :/
Bam Bam Baklava
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Regardless of what happens this year with my last minute search for coachella tix I'm buying next years tickets the first second they allow me. Worst case I can sell it for profit.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Man I feel sorry for that baby :/
Guy I work with had a baby with his thai bride. Ended up flying back out to Thailand and dumped the kid on his mother-in-law. Shit's messed up.
You're always traveling. Do you work acrid
brianjones
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sip on your sparkling water and listen to sufjan stevens
Send me a fuck letter, lover.
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Deleted member 22576
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So I'm experiencing a personal emergency and some bible pusher has the gall to ring my doorbell.
I was brushing my teeth and had two drops of foamy teethpaste spit fleck on my shirt and was hunched over the faucet trying to wash it out with one hand as I continued brushing my teeth with the other. So I answer the door with a completely wet tshirt and a beard full of toothpaste and he hands me a jesus pamphlet. Ugh. This neighborhood. You're not even safe in your home.
I was brushing my teeth and had two drops of foamy teethpaste spit fleck on my shirt and was hunched over the faucet trying to wash it out with one hand as I continued brushing my teeth with the other. So I answer the door with a completely wet tshirt and a beard full of toothpaste and he hands me a jesus pamphlet. Ugh. This neighborhood. You're not even safe in your home.
i know the feeling, its a bad time for america when you cant even answer your own door with out discharging through it first at least twice
I was daydrinking at the bar my bro works at, chilling and enjoying opening day, when some middle aged creeper comes in and starts asking ME all this personal shit about my bro like whats his name, how old is he lol. who the fuck does that work on seriously.
he had a fade like ninja from die antwoord and asked me if i had $10 in singles before i got the fuck out
I was daydrinking at the bar my bro works at, chilling and enjoying opening day, when some middle aged creeper comes in and starts asking ME all this personal shit about my bro like whats his name, how old is he lol. who the fuck does that work on seriously.
he had a fade like ninja from die antwoord and asked me if i had $10 in singles before i got the fuck out
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Deleted member 22576
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I'm going grocery shopping. And I've got the bug to make tea.
FYI that shirt has to be washed again. toothpaste always leaves a mark. I've also got bug bites on my arm. someone call the police for me.
FYI that shirt has to be washed again. toothpaste always leaves a mark. I've also got bug bites on my arm. someone call the police for me.
brianjones
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ugh I ate like such a fatass this weekend
pizza burritos Chinese food
I've been farting all day
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Deleted member 22576
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kickin back with a maximus ipa
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Deleted member 22576
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but what about the girl in the webm thread pitching the baseball by doing a kartwheel
Are they cousins too?
i'd fuck her if she was my cousin
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Holy fuck coachella tickets are 1300 bucks right now.
Illithid Dude
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and the best part is she's done nude modeling
Wass her name doe salsy?
You know people with phones don't use google. I love you though
titusandronicus
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Having a big stinky beer piss whilst you've been holding it in = the best.
Going on a date with your bae and being at the blissful start were yous are getting along and really getting to know each other. The electricity...the look of excitement...when yous are sitting together and your knees are just slightly touching together =
Going on a date with your bae and being at the blissful start were yous are getting along and really getting to know each other. The electricity...the look of excitement...when yous are sitting together and your knees are just slightly touching together =
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
There's a very unattractive girl in my accounting class whose all into me so I decided to grow a beard to maybe tarnish my looks but it's only making me more irresistible.
freenudemacusers
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gotta start from the bottom breh
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't believe in that philosophy. I utilize the upside down pyramid method.
freenudemacusers
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TheKaeptain
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That's the power of the beard. It gives you like a 10+ on the attractive scale.
SecretMoblin
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todd terje slays a bit how you like the album
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