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[coldvein]

i think that shit is cool background music, like if it was playing in a bar or something id be down, but i wouldnt listen to it in my actual life.

 

[coldvein]

startsing to feel like tashbrooke over here.

jesus.

 

[freenudemacusers]

todd terje slays a bit how you like the album

i think that shit is cool background music, like if it was playing in a bar or something id be down, but i wouldnt listen to it in my actual life.

 

[coldvein]

its okay. if i listed th shit i do listen to in my real life that gif would be way more like

"what.trans"

 

[freenudemacusers]

actually i've never heard of this dude/band but if mob likes it i can probably find it on npr or an oldies station

 

[coldvein]

i feel like ive worn out my using the word gay as a pejorative in this thread. i never meant it.

but if i were to desccribe that terjjj derde guys music it would be like total seventies playboy _ _ _. its dope. its slick. but ..

here you got mac: http://youtu.be/LUOIvT9hzD8

listen to it tomorrow, dont wake the babies

 

[coldvein]

i know yall are asleep or whatever but im drinking some port for fthe first time

this shit is gross. kerouac you led me astray

 

[SecretMoblin]

"like" is a strong word

 

[coldvein]

moblin you know that shit is homosexual elevator music and nothing more

which is fine

classier than hetero elevator music

 

[freenudemacusers]

sounds like the intro to a lot of shitty 80s thriller movies

 

[SecretMoblin]

honestly though


completely honest







a lot of elevator music is better


bossa nova is cute to have on in the background when you want to emulate that elevator experience with a ~special someone~

 

[coldvein]

yeah, i think its safe to say that most of us have never had "elevator experiences" with anyone.

minus or one of those rich fucks will come in and contradict me. yachts have elevators.

 

[SecretMoblin]

my first blowjob started in an elevator

I don't think it's possible to have actual sexual intercourse in one unless it's stuck, or unless something is very, very wrong

editor's note: I also think the mile high club thing is rather bizarre

 

[Salsa]

my brother had sex with a random woman in an elevator

she like, met her at that moment, or barely before on some building they were in

I didnt believe it but there's witnesses of him getting off it and some pics

and he was also worried cause he fucked her without a condom and knew nothing about her

fuck my brother

 

[coldvein]

lol. what. what elevator? what the fuck? who does that

 

[Salsa]

idk man he's a known musician, musicians do crazy shit

I should have stayed in my band

 

[coldvein]

what kinda musician? he play classical guitar or something?

 

[Salsa]

pop/rock kinda thing, he's pretty

 

[coldvein]

post some songs

we like it up here when people from other parts of the world try to make music

 

[Salsa]

k sure but here's a tango cause I like it more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkYm03oiMNw


smokin a bowl and my throat hurts

 

[coldvein]

your brother plays a fine tango

i think

 

[kehs]

my first blowjob started in an elevator

I don't think it's possible to have actual sexual intercourse in one unless it's stuck, or unless something is very, very wrong

editor's note: I also think the mile high club thing is rather bizarre

Unless what's stuck mob?

 

[Illithid Dude]

yeah, i think its safe to say that most of us have never had "elevator experiences" with anyone.

minus or one of those rich fucks will come in and contradict me. yachts have elevators.

my "girlfriend" lives in a penthouse. i think i can make this happen

live vicariously though me

 

[kehs]

I thought you had a penthouse illith.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i guess my bedroom is on the second floor of my two story house if that counts

 

[kehs]

Have you seen the final cut of the new xmen movie illith how is it compared to the one you saw before?

 

[coldvein]

my "girlfriend" lives in a penthouse. i think i can make this happen

live vicariously though me

ive had enough life. not trying to live anybody elses.

 

[kehs]

id totally want to live illiths "girlfriends" life

 

[coldvein]

nah. i mean, unless you want to touch illithids penis.

also, im pretty freaked out by the idea of growing up rich and how it might affect ones character.

 

[kehs]

youd have to ask delio

 

[coldvein]

about illithids dick?

 

[coldvein]

seriously tho how do you guys feel about drinking port

what the fuck is this shit

 

[Snuggles]

Shoulda just got some red grape MD 2020 it's probably more up your alley.

 

[freenudemacusers]

well illithid is guaranteed to be cut so i'd be down

pinot grigio and that gerhuzenheimer wine are my faves

 

[kehs]

What the fuck is port coldvein?

 

[coldvein]

Shoulda just got some red grape MD 2020 it's probably more up your alley.

i know. this was a parting gift from my girlfriends ex (to her). i am drinking it cuz fuck that guy.

well illithid is guaranteed to be cut so i'd be down

pinot grigio and that gerhuzenheimer wine are my faves

gerhuzenhiemer is a white, i take it?

What the fuck is port coldvein?

i dont know, its some weird shit. it looks like wine but its hella sweet and syrupy and 20%abv. it might even be a nice bottle. its 20 years old. but again, fuck that guy im drinking it.

 

[kehs]

You might be drinking sizzurp.

 

[freenudemacusers]

yeah white

i just don't trust those colored wines. i don't hate them, i just have a preference. and before anyone jumps on me some of my best friends like colored wine.

 

[coldvein]

yeah white

i just don't trust those colored wines. i don't hate them, i just have a preference. and before anyone jumps on me some of my best friends like colored wine.

good thing you mentioned that last part.

 

[kehs]

Hi Mac, how are you?

The reason you get a capitalization is because you got it on lockdown.

 

[coldvein]

Mac. the Mac.

 

[kehs]

I think I'm gonna call him wonufphife from now on

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Yet another glorious morning to ponder the hardships of life 📢

 

[kehs]

Can someone ask jtwo why he doesn't answer my calls?

I keep getting this message that says this(I'm paraphrasing):

The number you have dialed has been disconnected. Whoever gave you this number decided they didn't want to actually talk to you after the time you met.

I'm gonna try calling again.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I don't think you have my actual phone number. You're also being weird.

 

[kehs]

Figures.

=/

edit: I'm being weird?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Super weird!

 

[Noshino]

whites are just too fruity, dont tend to drink them as often

actually i tend to drink them with girls most of the times

fav wine though has to be le pergole torte

 

[kehs]

Fine.

Bye.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You do realize getting huffy about me saying you've been acting weird is super weird, right copernicus?
And also saying shit publicly about my phone number and how you feel like I diss you is also super weird. I haven't changed any of my contact info. Everything is the same as it always was, you're just making weird posts about me. I don't know why either, but its been happening for weeks now.