my dad gets the bloody mary mix on flights every time he flies lol.
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my dad gets the bloody mary mix on flights every time he flies lol.
Illithid Dude
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just ordered the hibiki 12 year and the yamazaki distillers reserve (they were out of stock of the yamazaki 12 year). curious to try them, but i had them shipped to my apartment in new york so it'll have to wait a couple weeks.
luckyboyceo
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That's awesome, Minus. I hope to be able to do something like that someday.
Preface: super drunk, some other modifiers going on, raised catholic until mum gave me a choice. I opted out. Relevant.
At hotel bar in Dallas.
Fuck Dallas.
Some guy actually knows how bull riding is scored. Genuinely interested. Having a good time. Mostly.
Bar's thinning out.. Sunday night, etc.
There's a cop here talking to some resident/tenant/whatever about something.
From experience at hotels I know some folks are here escaping bad situations. It's sad. But not uncommon. I have stories..
Start talking to some woman about what's going on. How sad it is, how the world is rough, blah blah.
She brings up Jesus. Can't even recall how she snuck it in, honestly. Fuckers. I thought we were just drinking? Ugh. Here we go..
She starts pushing it hard. Like its the ultimate solution. Just accepting "him". If everyone Just accepted him as their savior, etc... The world wouldn't be this fucked up. That simple. :lol
I'm drunk. Go from 0 to raging ex-catholic in.. Two more shots of vodka? I tried to be patient. Humored her for a bit. But she's reaching out. Trying to save me at this point. And I'm getting more pissed off. I've been here before. I don't need saving. And she's being insulent. It's a one sided conversation. Jesus is the only answer.
Ultimately I tell her; if I I'm a compassionate person that loves and accepts all people and live what I think would be God's will, and still get turned away at the pearly gates, he/she/it can eat a dick.
Bartender laughs. Carlos was awesome.
But I was super fucking steamed. Rattled.
Why do I let this shit get to me?
Luckily I have a skateboard in my trunk. Skated around for a bit and feel much better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04
Edit: still drinking. Have a few beers left. Might tempt skateboarding around the parking garage some more. Cause I'm dumb like that.
This is what this thread is for, right? Posting shit you don't want to post on Facebook?
At hotel bar in Dallas.
Fuck Dallas.
Some guy actually knows how bull riding is scored. Genuinely interested. Having a good time. Mostly.
Bar's thinning out.. Sunday night, etc.
There's a cop here talking to some resident/tenant/whatever about something.
From experience at hotels I know some folks are here escaping bad situations. It's sad. But not uncommon. I have stories..
Start talking to some woman about what's going on. How sad it is, how the world is rough, blah blah.
She brings up Jesus. Can't even recall how she snuck it in, honestly. Fuckers. I thought we were just drinking? Ugh. Here we go..
She starts pushing it hard. Like its the ultimate solution. Just accepting "him". If everyone Just accepted him as their savior, etc... The world wouldn't be this fucked up. That simple. :lol
I'm drunk. Go from 0 to raging ex-catholic in.. Two more shots of vodka? I tried to be patient. Humored her for a bit. But she's reaching out. Trying to save me at this point. And I'm getting more pissed off. I've been here before. I don't need saving. And she's being insulent. It's a one sided conversation. Jesus is the only answer.
Ultimately I tell her; if I I'm a compassionate person that loves and accepts all people and live what I think would be God's will, and still get turned away at the pearly gates, he/she/it can eat a dick.
Bartender laughs. Carlos was awesome.
But I was super fucking steamed. Rattled.
Why do I let this shit get to me?
Luckily I have a skateboard in my trunk. Skated around for a bit and feel much better.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcyAF4lz04
Edit: still drinking. Have a few beers left. Might tempt skateboarding around the parking garage some more. Cause I'm dumb like that.
This is what this thread is for, right? Posting shit you don't want to post on Facebook?
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
i always knew to not get necordancer since i knew id be awful at it
shit im fucked up
and pina colados tomorrow
woo00ooo00oo
shit im fucked up
and pina colados tomorrow
woo00ooo00oo
straight up blackouts both friday and saturday
ended up in like a rave on saturday came home at like 2pm sunday
p.sure I made an ass of myself in front of some friends of friends too or something like that? im at that moment where I cant remember dont wanna know still. almost asking about it but ehhhhhh rather not
need to chill out for a bit really. these after feelings aint worth it mannnn
ended up in like a rave on saturday came home at like 2pm sunday
p.sure I made an ass of myself in front of some friends of friends too or something like that? im at that moment where I cant remember dont wanna know still. almost asking about it but ehhhhhh rather not
need to chill out for a bit really. these after feelings aint worth it mannnn
Why were you in Dallas?
Illithid Dude
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why does everyone on gaf like kingsman? kingsman was dogshit.
DiddysKongQuest
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Heard only good things about it and it's on my watchlist. Is it really that bad?
Ooooh shit. I smell a Drunk Gaf Tournament really soon.
Illithid Dude
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Dogshit may have been too harsh, but it's a stupid, silly movie with terrible CG and a few interesting creative decisions. Not nearly as good as the whole of GAF proclaims it is.
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Hahaha just saw a Napa county wine tour bus cruise by and all the passengers were slumped over asleep haaaaa
META META META META
i suck at rocketleague too
score own goals 24/7 while drunk my team hate me
going on 3 weeks boozeless dudes. Manged to even go out to bars w/ pals in this span a few times and just order soda waters and cranberry juice and survived without caving.
Going one more week/end after this one and then I'm going to get plastered off of 2 beers. I.cannot.wait.
Going one more week/end after this one and then I'm going to get plastered off of 2 beers. I.cannot.wait.
idk about this weekend but I should chill. embarrased a lot of people including myself last sat
talked to the girl hosting the party and she says that yeah I get mean, and like bully-ish, and she knows it's kind of a blackout for me and I don't remember it the next day, but she says the problem is that I don't look drunk at all. I speak normal and act normal. just maybe a bit louder / repeat some things
so, people get angry thinking im for real.
if I end up going out i'll probably encounter people either laughing or giving me shit over last weekend, and me being embarrased apoligizing profusely
feelsbadman
my 22yo aunt is also hating me atm cause some old boyfriend was there and I said some shit out loud. not sure what / to what degree still but fuuuuk
tryin not to think about it really cause I get super down imagining the level of shit I might have said / acted like. there were sooo many people there I still havent talked to : [
talked to the girl hosting the party and she says that yeah I get mean, and like bully-ish, and she knows it's kind of a blackout for me and I don't remember it the next day, but she says the problem is that I don't look drunk at all. I speak normal and act normal. just maybe a bit louder / repeat some things
so, people get angry thinking im for real.
if I end up going out i'll probably encounter people either laughing or giving me shit over last weekend, and me being embarrased apoligizing profusely
feelsbadman
my 22yo aunt is also hating me atm cause some old boyfriend was there and I said some shit out loud. not sure what / to what degree still but fuuuuk
tryin not to think about it really cause I get super down imagining the level of shit I might have said / acted like. there were sooo many people there I still havent talked to : [
SecretMoblin
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I work for an escape the room game now
DiddysKongQuest
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Netflix it is then.
I'm similiar.
I'm a big sarcastic asshole when im drunk enough. The last two times I had alcohol and weed at the same time I forgot what happened after a certain point. Was confused when people were mad at me the next day.
DiddysKongQuest
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Anyone up for some Rocket League now?
ah fuck it. think I'm gonna end my no booze break tonight...combo of peer pressure from friends who want me to hang tonight and also theres gonna be a lady I'm crushing on there so yeah... :/
I mean I basically achieved what I wanted to it that span...saved some dough, quit drinking during the work week, got back into my normal exercise routine and my diet on point again...think i can safely go back to Friday/Saturday boozing.
I mean I basically achieved what I wanted to it that span...saved some dough, quit drinking during the work week, got back into my normal exercise routine and my diet on point again...think i can safely go back to Friday/Saturday boozing.
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looking at craiglist for anything from sony
drinking redstripe
i dont even want to eat dinner
drinking redstripe
i dont even want to eat dinner
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Deleted member 22576
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can u join that on ps4 and are we rockin mics
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Deleted member 22576
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listening to tanlines
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Deleted member 22576
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say: hey look you kids i have a computer to operate
i just made a drink that is in need of a name.
tall glass
midori (2.5 ounces)
splash of grenadine (use the cap if you're unsure)
vodka (2 ounces, i used tito's)
stir, add ice to the top of the glass
fill the glass with pellegrino limonata
i don't know if im drunk but i can't tell if it tastes like mountain dew, mello yello, or some crazy hybrid
.
but it's delicious. and i'm drunk.
i'll perfect it later to get the color right but i think i'll call it Riverdog.
you're welcome
tall glass
midori (2.5 ounces)
splash of grenadine (use the cap if you're unsure)
vodka (2 ounces, i used tito's)
stir, add ice to the top of the glass
fill the glass with pellegrino limonata
i don't know if im drunk but i can't tell if it tastes like mountain dew, mello yello, or some crazy hybrid
.
but it's delicious. and i'm drunk.
i'll perfect it later to get the color right but i think i'll call it Riverdog.
you're welcome
Haha
Call it "Swamp Thing"
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Went to a party, then to a friend of friend's place, was a fun night.
I need to devote more time to Rare Replay thogh.
I need to devote more time to Rare Replay thogh.
ThisGuy
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def
ThisGuy
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Lmfao, it's that time. I'm crashing. Peace.
Illithid Dude
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went to a no doubt themed club thing downtown tonight. so many people soaked in sweat dancing in corners alone
. honestly, should have gone that route.
if ya know what i mean
DiddysKongQuest
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The Mario Party 4 shot only round was my end yesterday.
Illithid Dude
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fuck, took 30mg of addy at like 9:30pm and can't sleep now, but don't wanna start something productive for fear of it keeping me up even longer. rock, meet hard place.
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Transhuman
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Simple enough to understand, over-the-top enough to be considered a parodical homage, gaffers like McDonalds, anal sex, guns.
I liked Kingsman but I watched it in an empty theatre for a reason.
Eanan
Member
Thats the highlight for your year lad
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