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[Salsa]

I don't think you should be dating your relative, your kids will come out all f'ed up

she aint my relative but I think incest turns her on

 

[AcridMeat]

...those were some good times...and good music to boot. Music's not quite the same anymore. The new shit just doesn't really appeal to me.

Try Wolf Alice. They fell out of the 90's.

 

[Illithid Dude]

bojack horseman making me miss la rn

 

[TheKaeptain]

whatevs ive posted hotter pics of her and drunk veterans know

I should give up but every time I see her I at least grab some ass and kiss but yeah we need to fuck again and she even knows

she's perf tho. I truly would love this chick 4 lyfe. perfect height and face and bod and all. she even likes anime ya dweebs. wud marry and berry

lets make that film

More perf than Chile?

 

[Salsa]

prob

 

[Chozolore]

Whisky Mac's, oh my

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm playing Downwell while linnet plays some text adventure. I'm drinking a racer5. Birthday is soon, have 3days off in addition to my usual weekend so five days in a row!

 

[Ostinatto]

Did i miss new pics of Salsa's girlz?

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I'm having my fifth beer tonight, i'm a peasant for drinking beer?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Fuck met this cute chick from NYC. My phone died and I asked for her number. I sent myself a text from her phone and never received it. WTF?!?!

 

[pa22word]

15$ for polar ice 750ml...

Shitty vodka, but im too good of a capitalist to pass thst shit up. Tomorrow is going to blow ass chunks, but alas...

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Fuck met this cute chick from NYC. My phone died and I asked for her number. I sent myself a text from her phone and never received it. WTF?!?!

You know it seems like you're always meeting these girls or doing such and such with some girl but it never seems to materialized into anything. What's up with that.

 

[Transhuman]

Live is music is very bearable with $50 of booze.

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

My exes mom gave me a lot of her homegrown weed today. What a great person she is.

Spoiler

Yes, I'm sleeping with my ex again. Life is weird.

 

[TheKaeptain]

You know it seems like you're always meeting these girls or doing such and such with some girl but it never seems to materialized into anything. What's up with that.

I finally got the text at 7 am.


And the never doing anything is only with that one girl that broke my heart. I go out on dates the all the time and shit is usually good. It's just that one girl I never do anything with... outside of cuddling.

 

[Rad-]

Shiiiet first time in 4 months getting hammered. Feels weird man. If I don't get laid tonight I will return to this topic and whine.

Cheked the facebook page of this party I'm going to, tons of hot baes holy shit.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Last night this chick said she could tell I was California. I have no idea what that means. She tried to explain to it but it basically came done to people on the west coast seem very cocky until you start talking to them.

 

[Theecliff]

i'm currently in a bar on my own, way too sober, wanna do something but don't know where everyone is

this night would have been amazing if i had got wankered before i went out, instead i'm barely registering a buzz

Last night this chick said she could tell I was California. I have no idea what that means. She tried to explain to it but it basically came done to people on the west coast seem very cocky until you start talking to them.

at least she didn't call you florida

 

[Darth Pinche]

Time to erase this shit week with my sweet lady alcohol. Cheers gaf!

 

[ohhthegore]

prob

Yo what's your Instagram name again?

 

[Get'sMad]

15$ for polar ice 750ml...

Shitty vodka, but im too good of a capitalist to pass thst shit up. Tomorrow is going to blow ass chunks, but alas...

bruh its okay

just mix vodka with stuff. pricey vodka is the biggest rip off in the liquor world.

sobieski + soda/seltzer water + juice = the best value in the drunk world

 

[TheKaeptain]

tovarishch is the best vodka.

 

[Bad_Boy]

what are good go to shots to take?

I usually go for fire&ice shots to freshen the breath. (Rumplemintz and fireball)

 

[Salsa]

straight up hating life right now but was loving it a couple hours ago and will love it again in a bit

but right no tho; hating it hard

hate it

edit: HATE it

 

[Snuggles]

🖕🖕🖕

 

[luckyboyceo]

Salsa how can you possibly hate life with so many beautiful South American women around you?

 

[TheKaeptain]

Salsa how can you possibly hate life with so many beautiful South American women around you?

THIS.


EDIT:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1128497

HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[DiddysKongQuest]

Drunk Rock Band. I'm the one on the Mic.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Salsa how can you possibly hate life with so many beautiful South American women around you?

Probably because he can't get with any of them. It's like asking a poor guy why he hates life even though he lives in a neighborhood full of mansions.

 

[Meesh]

Try Wolf Alice. They fell out of the 90's.

Thanks! I like what I hear, gonna have to pick up some of their stuff.

 

[CitizenCope]

Nobody home including the in law apartment. Blasting my last 6 months of Shazam tags. God I have great taste in music.
My usual capncoke. Need a new go to.

 

[Minus_Me]

4 bottles of champagne, I'm completely out of fucks to give this weekend.

fucking annoying ass fucking clooowns.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Probably because he can't get with any of them. It's like asking a poor guy why he hates life even though he lives in a neighborhood full of mansions.

ayo bam why you gotta go for the jugular like that bro

 

[TheKaeptain]

Bam just jelly because he doesn't get to hangout with hot chicks.

 

[Wool]

ayo bam why you gotta go for the jugular like that bro

If you proletarian forlorn virgins spent half the time actually trying to get laid as you did talking about it then you wouldn't be so desperate.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

If you proletarian forlorn virgins spent half the time actually trying to get laid as you did talking about it then you wouldn't be so desperate.

You're really desperate to be like me aren't you? The avatars and now copying my posts. Like a little kid trying to imitate the older, cooler, brother. It's kind of sad but adorable at the same time.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This thread is too bromotional

 

[luckyboyceo]

What would drunkthread be without a little brobashing though.

 

[hoggert]

get a room

and like awkwardly sit around in hotel provided bathrobes instead of fucking

 

[luckyboyceo]

Have we discussed green hair yet?

 

[Wool]

macuser when do you want to go to the Sip 'n Dip? I will FB message Coldvein

 

[freenudemacusers]

bra i'm in WA now... will have to postpone our f*** sesh until evo 2016 🙌🏻

 

[Wool]

What happened to PAX? It's only ~10 months away


Edit: Did anyone go to PAX this year? There was a lot of talk

 

[luckyboyceo]

PAX is so 2013 bro. EVO is the hot new gaf meet event.

EDIT: I went and only saw Mac and CV

 

[luckyboyceo]

Come join my MFC bros.

 

[Surface of Me]

Try Wolf Alice. They fell out of the 90's.

Saw them last Sunday live.Got lit.

 

[AcridMeat]

Thanks! I like what I hear, gonna have to pick up some of their stuff.

They had their debut this year, My Love Is Cool. Is great.

Have we discussed green hair yet?

No, but yes.

Saw them last Sunday live.Got lit.

Was that the SF show? Sold out before I could get tickets, bummed. Same thing with Eagles of Death Metal Monday.

 

[ZeroRay]

Unnatural hair colors > Natural ones

 

[luckyboyceo]

tinychat WE IN THERE

 

[Get'sMad]

Unnatural hair colors > Natural ones

nah

 

[ohhthegore]

Have we discussed green hair yet?

YES!