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[AcridMeat]

I love pax people, I love boston, I love drinking, life is good.

 

[EloquentM]

I love my Mom too. She's just difficult to be friends with.

Know how you feel

 

[Surface of Me]

i think i mentioned her in this thread before. but i'm 22 and i'll be 23 this year. she just turned 16, is a soph in hs. def smoking tho.

she is really cute though. cheerleader, fantastic ass, really flexible, etc.

but yeah. 16.

Do it. Do her.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

6 years is a big age difference when you're in early adulthood. I wouldn't have been caught dead dating a 16 year old when I was 22-23.

 

[J. Bravo]

definitely not dating her. at least not until shes 21. can smoke and fuck all day , the second part would be weird and i would feel like i'm taking advantage of her for a tight puss.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

She probably wouldn't fuck you anyway.

 

[Surface of Me]

if a 16 year old invites you to smoke weed alone, there gonna be some fuckin

 

[Deleted member 22576]

What kind of weed does she have?

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Sorry I'm not being nice right now.

 

[brianjones]

J2 give me a brief weed summary I'm gonna get a med card

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZXc39hT8t4&feature=kp

 

[Illithid Dude]

eh, i know 16 year old fucking older guys in your age range, and when I was of that age, some of my friends were fucking older guys in your age range as well. i'd say go for it.

 

[AkuMifune]

I haven't been this hungover at work in years. Feels like my brain is broken.

Maybe hair of the dog at lunchtime would help.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

eh, i know 16 year old fucking older guys in your age range, and when I was of that age, some of my friends were fucking older guys in your age range as well. i'd say go for it.

I'm not sure if this is good advice.

 

[Snuggles]

I haven't been this hungover at work in years. Feels like my brain is broken.

Maybe hair of the dog at lunchtime would help.

Bloody Mary. As spicy as possible. There's no better relief. 🍹🔥

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Ugh. Just woke up. I forgot I got a haircut and woke up like "where is all my hair?!?!?"

 

[hoggert]

chick asked for my number a while back at a bar and i wasnt feeling it but gave it anyway. she calls me a couple times but i dont pickup because i never pick up numbers i don't recognize. course she doesn't leave a voicemail because she's shy i guess? i randomly see her in the checkout line while buying beer this morning and she gives me a nasty look lol

anyway goooooodamn today is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. wish i had access to the roof of this building, i'd be lounging up there with a couple of six points

 

[Deleted member 22576]

http://www.pompousasswords.com/www/index.htm


Lets add some new flavors to this pot.

Its axiomatic we can conquer lords with these words, do you not want to be au courant as well? This is an eleemosynary act from the bottom of my heart.

 

[SecretMoblin]

illithuglyfe did you see the new venetian snares alberm deets

you best prepare that anus

 

[Deleted member 22576]

If we make it out of this alive will you be my girl?

 

[Illithid Dude]

illithuglyfe did you see the new venetian snares alberm deets

you best prepare that anus

dat cover art

dear poet is so good

 

[GoldenEye 007]

It's my birthday. Bought a bottle of Woodford.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I just watched the first half of the wolf of wall street and its incredible.

 

[brianjones]

saw that movie on christmas with my ma

was a pretty weird theatre experience

loved it though

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Its just so outrageous. I just watched that one guy eat a goldfish like steve-o. And leo out Alec Baldwin'd Alec Baldwin. And he stumbles home at 3am from a helicopter ride home and trips and falls in the pool. OMG. So delicious.

 

[Snuggles]

It's a gorge evening. Warm and crisp and da sun is still out. Spring is here. 🌝

I wish I was biking for some reason I'm at the outback steakhouse and tied up for the night. Depress.💩🚫🚴

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Just saw someone I didn't want to see and now basically I just set myself on fire and am burning alive.

The pain is real.

 

[Salsa]

ive been sick in bed for 3 days

this sucks

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm semi sick too, but mostly from allergies.
Let's all eat chicken soup an have a sleepover.

 

[brianjones]

I've been drunk in bed for the past 3 days

my k/d ratio in last of us multiplayer is off the charts.. i should be on a paid MLG team

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I've paused the world of Wall Street to like 50 times already. Just basking in it.

"You know what else? You dress like shit. So fuck you!"

Soooooo good.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm gonna try that on PS4.

I really wanna get out tonight but I have a feeling we won't. Wild'n out can't just sit around doing nothing. 😬

I wanna see that but I can't sit down for like five hours to watch a movie these days. Too much just sitting there. Probably won't ever watch one ever again.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

You can watch it in like hour chucks. Though I'm with you, I rarely watch movies these days myself.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Now they're braving the high seas this the best movie I've ever seen. A true epic.

Fuckin dogs

 

[hoggert]

thread going too slow

 

[Minus_Me]

So about Macau, Fuck that place.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

thread going too slow

Half of everyone is banned, the other half are sick, the other half are too depressed, and the other half are blacked out.

Ain't nobody around but us.







So here is my media roundup

I finished snow crash.
I started the first chapter of soon I will be invincible (thanks to salsa reminder)
I can get the boss in the fire level of megaman but that dude stomps me in 5 seconds
I'm fighting the knight of the abyss in Dark Souls and its one of my favorite fights. Seriously if you're not playing Dark Souls then what are you doing? That game just feels so good. I was drunk last night and accidently attacked the anor londo blacksmith and he hates me now lol.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm still here. ✋🍺

 

[freenudemacusers]

me 2

 

[Salsa]

man this game is dumb

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm six Martini's in but I'm here.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'm on my third racer5.
Feelin' kinda tipsy because all I've eaten today was raw almonds and yerba mate and grapes.

Gonna cook a cheeseburger soon.

Just feeling lousy. I'm sick (kinda), I have allergies (mega), this shit with my parents, and then I saw Ms. Acorn riding her bike and she was wearing new shoes that matched her backpack and I almost stuck my head out of the car to yell something but I didn't. And then I stewed on how the back of her neck looked for like an hour.

 

[Snuggles]

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Dogs can't even play catch.

 

[Minus_Me]

Speak for your own dogs bro.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

I'll get a dog when I'm like 40. I actually have dog fantasies, but I just couldn't handle it right now.

Who's the pretty lady in your avatar?

 

[Minus_Me]

Sarah Vaughan, voice of an angel.

 

[Snuggles]

I'm more interested in the pretty lady in mac's avatar. ☺️💕🚽

 

[freenudemacusers]

she's mine, get your own toilet loli

 

[Minus_Me]

I thought some of the people I meet were crazy, but you guys take the cake.