freenudemacusers
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coldvein just showed me his penis
it was great
it was great
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TheKaeptain
Banned
PM bro.
EDIT: I'm 99% sure I was put on this earth to marry Lisa Hannigan
http://youtu.be/BsDI8iH5EHM
this the song http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mvpdEVfkL7
it's just made with a loop station but I dig it
shit quality rehosting but e
it's just made with a loop station but I dig it
shit quality rehosting but e
lol this girl is so weird.
i am such a douche to her and she still keeps coming back. then i tell her whats up and how i talk to different aged girls differently (like older girls i am an asshole but just nice enough to prove i got my shit together, and younger girls i'm just a straight flirty douche). but i dropped her off tonight after this party and she texts me 2 minutes later saying "thanks for the ride home. i swear you don't think about the shit that comes out of your mouth. ugh."
i'm tempted to ask her why i should act any different when she keeps coming back. but i'll probably just ignore it.
i am such a douche to her and she still keeps coming back. then i tell her whats up and how i talk to different aged girls differently (like older girls i am an asshole but just nice enough to prove i got my shit together, and younger girls i'm just a straight flirty douche). but i dropped her off tonight after this party and she texts me 2 minutes later saying "thanks for the ride home. i swear you don't think about the shit that comes out of your mouth. ugh."
i'm tempted to ask her why i should act any different when she keeps coming back. but i'll probably just ignore it.
we're on vacation over here for a week now and im gonna have to find something to do during the actual week cause shit not getting drunk or going out on a weekend makes it hard to tolerate lately. im way too bored
the weather is such shit I seriously couldnt go out to even buy booze to stay indoors
the weather is such shit I seriously couldnt go out to even buy booze to stay indoors
luckyboyceo
Member
It's Saturday night why is nobody in TC?
Illithid Dude
Member
feel like a bitch because i can't handle bacardi 151 straight up and have to mix it with fruit juice
rip
rip
DragonKnight
Member
At first i was gonna bash you for acting like a douche but it takes two to tango. I guess those girls just have zero self respect. Carry on.
freenudemacusers
Member
white girl wasted huh
oh and manny we're going to vegas in 2015. start the anal stretching now.
oh and manny we're going to vegas in 2015. start the anal stretching now.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Got pretty schwasted last night. Bars were fun, then somehow all of my roommates were home at once and we drank more until like 4 in the morning. Thought I as going to puke, didnt.
I'm down
It needs an apparatus that clips onto my nipples. You're slacking.I would recommend one of these:
freenudemacusers
Member
that's not going to be nearly enough stretching tbh. our first drunkgafmeet is going to be inside manny's anus
brianjones
Member
watching bar rescue.. this guy who shits on these bar owners is hilarious
luckyboyceo
Member
Booking my ticket now.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
This isn't Melrose Place.
that was like my dream as a kid
SecretMoblin
Member
the idea is to drink enough so that you don't wake up in the middle of the night
the morning after piss is like
the peak
of human existence
freenudemacusers
Member
i used to think so, but then i was on vacation in fl and got tanked on mimosas at like 9am and it really worked out well.
luckyboyceo
Member
I've never been good at drinking during the day because I'm no good at pacing myself. Before I know it, it's 4PM and I've passed out. My schedule gets all fucked up.
freenudemacusers
Member
don't worry, i have a strict no passing out in daylight rule. we will carry you if need be.
TheKaeptain
Banned
I would be down for that. You all would just have to leave me alone when I am doing homework.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Post them here on here.
D
Deleted member 22576
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I actually made one serious attempt at this with northwesternGAF but it went nowhere.
Also, I legitimately wigged out the other night. It was not that happenin' at all. I've decided to reinvent myself.
Affections of the new me include but are not limited to:
- exclusively handling nugs with chop sticks.
- improved posture
- pescatarian during the week? maybe.
- buying a sodastream
- loungewear. i will change out of clothes within 4 minutes walking in the door.
I haven't thought of much else yet.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
You Northerners and Upper West Coasters will never know the joy of smelling that sweet smell when you turn your A/C on for the first time. Bit of dust blows out at first but it's a smell that instantaneously transposes my consciousness back to a childhood full of hope and joy. With the press of a button, you realize how man has conquered various facets of nature. It's too hot? We will change the temperature to fit our desire. OUR comfort. I am a DESERT DWELLER. I LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT AND HAVE ACCESS TO FOOD. WATER. SHELTER.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
Manny posting selfies now.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
sunday buzzed
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
These so called alcoholics don't stay up past 11pm on weeknights.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
I couldn't think of a better way to explain that the next day is not a weekend day.
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