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[freenudemacusers]

each mod is only allowed to ban me once per year per my gaf contract so i am safe for the time being.

 

[kehs]

Check the fine print.

 

[Illithid Dude]

i can't believe i'm going to be in buenos aires for all three l.a. venetian snare tour dates. that's some straight fuckery right there

 

[strobogo]

I'm not a beer person, but New Belgium Snapshot is delicious.

 

[Snuggles]

Tonights been interesting walkin to catch up with my bitches At another bar hauhauhau

 

[AcridMeat]

snuggles how have you been these last couple weeks?

 

[Minus_Me]

Tonights been interesting walkin to catch up with my bitches At another bar hauhauhau

Tour of duty.

 

[Salsa]

im at the point where I gotta get beard oil if I wanna do this shit properly

 

[Surface of Me]

faded

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

im at the point where I gotta get beard oil if I wanna do this shit properly

Oily beard sounds kind of gross man.

 

[Salsa]

Oily beard sounds kind of gross man.

wild dandruff beard is worse

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/mens-fashion/beard-oil-1113

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Can't you use moisturizer?

 

[Sub_Level]

London Keyes
Capri Cavanni
Christy Mack

All for the price of one porno membership. This is amazing...

nb4 "hurr paying for porn"

 

[Transhuman]

nb4 "hurr paying for porn"

You've heard of this place called "every other part of the Internet" right?

 

[Surface of Me]

Seriously paying for porn.



And Callie Cyprus is where it is at.

 

[Sub_Level]

Yeah the Callie Cyprus scene with the hipster glasses is really popular.

 

[brianjones]

have you considered suicide

 

[EloquentM]

SR and OJ

 

[Sub_Level]

have you considered suicide

I want to but not until Half-Life 3 comes out and also not until I get a gf.

So it's gonna be a really long time. The good news is that I beat Shadow Warrior. Better than Duke Nukem 3D in some ways, worse in others.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

What the hell kind of reasoning is that. You get a gf and THEN you commit suicide?

 

[Surface of Me]

Yo Half Life 3 came out it's called Metro Last Light.

 

[brianjones]

people who think a gf is gonna solve all their problems is the ultimate simp

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

people who think a gf is gonna solve all their problems is the ultimate simp

Maybe his only problem is not having a gf.

Is that a problem?

 

[EloquentM]

Sex alchy and nicotine solves my problems.

 

[Surface of Me]

idk it'd be nice if i had a girl to sex and cuddle and stuff but it isn't the end all be all

 

[Illithid Dude]

people who think a gf is gonna solve all their problems is the ultimate simp

this is the truth

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

idk it'd be nice if i had a girl to sex and cuddle and stuff but it isn't the end all be all

get one of those pillows.

 

[EloquentM]

Who said anything about cuddling?

 

[Sub_Level]

people who think a gf is gonna solve all their problems is the ultimate simp

The gf is a problem tho, it's a challenge, and once completed I can whiff away from existence like a baby fart

 

[brianjones]

I'm just old and bitter ignore me

 

[EloquentM]

I love you Brian so shut up.

 

[Sub_Level]

Sex alchy and nicotine solves my problems.

What is alchy?

Alka-Seltzer?

 

[EloquentM]

Google it

 

[Sub_Level]

Ooooooooh

 

[J. Bravo]

i accidentally 6 hours of alexis texas porn

 

[Illithid Dude]

stoya > alexis texas

 

[Salsa]

Can't you use moisturizer?

that's kinda what beard oil actually is, except it takes into account the hair and skin beneath it so it's made with that in mind. People have just told me it works better.

its cheap so its not like im getting ripped off, just need to find some

 

[Cloud Strife]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Snuggles]

snuggles how have you been these last couple weeks?

Okay, I guess. Like a 6/10, which is fine. That's as good as it's gonna get. There's not really any joy in my life, but at least I'm not chained up in a rape dungeon or something. How are you?

 

[coldvein]

6/10 for life

 

[hoggert]

3/5

 

[arab]

WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE

 

[ZeroRay]

BUT RISES AGAIN, HARDER AND STRONGER

Emphasis on HARDER.

 

[EloquentM]

cv is back?

 

[AcridMeat]

Okay, I guess. Like a 6/10, which is fine. That's as good as it's gonna get. There's not really any joy in my life, but at least I'm not chained up in a rape dungeon or something. How are you?

That trip was the most fun I'd had out of any of the recent ones I've been on I think. New York is great. Boston is cool too, Harpoon brewery is especially good.

Now back to this. My cat is laying down funny so that's something I guess.

 

[Noshino]

how did snuggs find out about the rape room?

champions league semis in a bit

fuck bayern

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

how did snuggs find out about the rape room?

champions league semis in a bit

fuck bayern

That game is gonna be so sweet.

 

[arab]

going to nola fer a wedding this weekend. expect alot of posts since my 2 week ban

 

[Surface of Me]

stoya > alexis texas

Dont think anyone is going to argue this.



Holy shit worked out for the first time in forever, feels good and sore man. Gotta keep it up.

 

[Salsa]

u guys like dumb shirts. i found this and I think im gonna wear it