Ahhh...been awhile since I came to drunk thread. I can buy a 500ml bottle of Chinese liquor (baiju) for $1-1.50 where I live. It's probably cut with gasoline, but mix it with something sweet and it goes down pretty easy. It's taking the edge off a long Thursday quite nicely at the moment.
my friend bought with him a bottle of this chinese liqour once.. it was a pretty bottle with this fake diamond thingie as a cork.
it smelled kind of like synthetic pears, not bad actually (with a hint of poison though).
It tasted just like poison. It has gotta be the most vile thing i've ever tasted. Didn't matter if you mixed it with something, the flavour of it penetrated everything.
That and chili vodka is something i'm never gonna touch again
(don't drink chili vodka, even if it "seems like a good idea")