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[J. Bravo]

I didnt see the 420 update Quark, did you tap that ass open?

no, she ended up not wanting to smoke after work when i said i wouldn't do it beforehand. school in the morning....lol.

if i were you i'd just call the cops on her. unless you live in the bible belt. then go for it!

you'd call the cops on her or on me?

 

[condompickle]

her. 16 yr old girls are a lil young for most people. unless in the bible belt. then all is well.

 

[Snuggles]

im honestly surprised i havent been jumped yet. i have a big fucking mouth, especially in public, especially drunk. me learning how to fight may or may not make things worse! so if i actually get in a fight ill be able to back it up... ugh. haha but really im happy about martial arts! it will probably teach me some real goddamn discipline

Then again you can always just grab a rock or a garbage can lid or some shit and lay a dude out.

 

[Wellscha]

rock chalk my man


guys this 16 year old girl is seriously becoming a problem. texting a lot and calling each other babe now. i can't. we also had a talk about feelings. so fucking weird man. why can't she just be at least a senior in hs....

Bro, you should call it quits, it aint wotrht it man, there are plenty of pussies in the sea.

this is coming from somone wheise dating a none-KU student in Toeka.

 

[Lazyslob]

Then again you can always just grab a rock or a garbage can lid or some shit and lay a dude out.

i can run really fast

 

[Snuggles]

i can run really fast

I can scream RAPE really loud.

 

[condompickle]

i think im the god of starting amazing threads in ot. man i am so hip and cool. i'd like to give a big shout out to the man above and to my friends in the east.

 

[J. Bravo]

Bro, you should call it quits, it aint wotrht it man, there are plenty of pussies in the sea.

this is coming from somone wheise dating a none-KU student in Toeka.

i know i know. we're not gonna do anything. i'm probably just using her as an emotional crutch until i find someone my own age. you in lawrence tho?

 

[Snuggles]

To me? Thanks. Be sure to link those threads here.

 

[condompickle]

cwark call me. you need to lay of the rape shit.

 

[Lazyslob]

I can scream RAPE really loud.

omg! dont say that! i could be YOUR back up!

guys this 16 year old girl is seriously becoming a problem. texting a lot and calling each other babe now. i can't. we also had a talk about feelings. so fucking weird man. why can't she just be at least a senior in hs....

why were you messing with her in the first place, dude?

 

[freenudemacusers]

breh you need to redirect 16 yo to a nearby peer her age. srs.

 

[Snuggles]

I mean, yeah, girls of that age can be attractive but it's like you don't even really need to be looking at them. It's off limits. Even putting aside legal and moral concerns it's just a bad idea.

 

[condompickle]

im glad i didn't have the internet when i was 19.

 

[Lazyslob]

i have a love/hate relationship with wine. i hate it cause its nasty as fuck, but i love to chug it more than beer. less full, more drunk.

 

[condompickle]

as long as its white like sterling you are fine.

 

[hoggert]

white is rite

 

[Lazyslob]

i get cheap strong shit at the local super market. LOL

edit: red in color. i think the only thing "white" i had is champagne, and i dont know if that counts. i hate champagne too

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

C qwark is a fucking creep man.

 

[EloquentM]

C qwark is a fucking creep man.

Lol you got that snap chat?

 

[condompickle]

oh you must be drinking boones farm.

 

[kehs]

rock chalk my man


guys this 16 year old girl is seriously becoming a problem. texting a lot and calling each other babe now. i can't. we also had a talk about feelings. so fucking weird man. why can't she just be at least a senior in hs....

Probably cause she's 16.

wtf

 

[condompickle]

he
s got
s 2 b
trollin

 

[J. Bravo]

C qwark is a fucking creep man.

well i have to tell someone and i can't tell people i actually know because they all know her too. i'm not worried about you guys judging me

i'm just crushin man, we work together all the time, she's cute, and we see each other outside work a fair amount too (working out, mostly). we don't drink together or hang out together.

 

[Lazyslob]

a buddy of mines parents loved wine and sometimes we would drink theirs. it wasnt even red it was dark purple and more thick. disgusting. the stuff i buy is cheap and more watery, but man, the "good" stuff.....i dont know how people can do it. his brother would just tell me it's something you have to get used to.

edit:

well i have to tell someone and i can't tell people i actually know because they all know her too. i'm not worried about you guys judging me

just stop talking to her. simple.

 

[condompickle]

oh you drank jesus juice. we all had that when we hit 11

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

well i have to tell someone and i can't tell people i actually know because they all know her too. i'm not worried about you guys judging me

I know people in the FBI man you should be worried.

 

[Lazyslob]

oh you drank jesus juice. we all had that when we hit 11

oh yeah! nice dude! good job! im proud of you!

 

[condompickle]

did you goto a ranch afterwards by any chance?

 

[Lazyslob]

did you goto a ranch afterwards by any chance?

i dont get it so its not funny

 

[condompickle]

i dont get it so its not funny

so my whole joke is ruined. jesus juice is what mr michael jackson told the kids to drink. before he put the to sleep in his dream land. it was wine. they drank it and listened to beat it while he put them to sleep. classy guy and a legend in my book.

 

[Lazyslob]

so my whole joke is ruined. jesus juice is what mr michael jackson told the kids to drink. before he put the to sleep in his dream land. it was wine. they drank it and listened to beat it while he put them to sleep. classy guy and a legend in my book.

yeah, well next time join my idiocy and mock fine wine with me

 

[condompickle]

we should be worried about rape boy. kid bugs me out. btw ate a pickle and drank a glass of jack.

 

[coldvein]

the bitches are hard to resist gat damn. madness

 

[Snuggles]

Quark ain't raping nobody he's just conflicted but he know right from wrong, just gotta relay those orders to sgt ding dong.

 

[Lazyslob]

yo my brother is making some bacon wrapped hot dogs uggghh.


should i be a lazy lethargic moron tomorrow for jiu jitsu or eat and worry about that ish later

im conflicted

 

[condompickle]

only if its topped off with mayo.

 

[Surface of Me]

mang dont be a snitch style

 

[Lazyslob]

juan, i think we are total opposites. mayo is something i just cant eat! i dont hate any food or condiment but i can say i absolutely hate mayo. well ketchup too. i cant stand ketchup

 

[EloquentM]

Who the fuck are these nobodies?

 

[Lazyslob]

who you callin a nobody?

 

[condompickle]

juan, i think we are total opposites. mayo is something i just cant eat! i dont hate any food or condiment but i can say i absolutely hate mayo. well ketchup too. i cant stand ketchup

we are def polar opposites. i'm polish though. give me mustard and sauerkraut and i'll be a happy tenter.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

mang dont be a snitch style

snitch rules go out the window when we're dealing with sick freaks.

 

[kehs]

this place is falling apart with out jtwo elo

 

[condompickle]

Who the fuck are these nobodies?

oh you must of just hit your man period.

 

[Lazyslob]

i love mustard and i've never tried sauerkraut but i've always wanted to try. im glad we can agree on at least this

 

[Surface of Me]

mustard is piss colored and piss flavored


style stop yo trippin 16 is 16

 

[EloquentM]

this place is falling apart with out jtwo elo

Idk how 2 funckin wit oot hem

 

[condompickle]

this place is beat. except rape boy and kethcup lover. im takin over.

 

[Lazyslob]

oh hell no. are you referring to me as ketchup boy? that's all i am?