TheKaeptain
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I'd hit.
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I'd hit.
Bam Bam Baklava
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You'd bang anything though bro.
TheKaeptain
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Only if they are hot and pass my test.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Anybody can pass his test it's a formality.
freenudemacusers
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the test is realizing there is no test
TheKaeptain
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No seriously. There is a test. I control the conversation and lead it to certain questions. Seeing how she answers them is how I judge if I could sleep with her.
Don't matter tho. I'm retired from the game.
Don't matter tho. I'm retired from the game.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Will you have sex with me?
Yes? Test passed.
Yes? Test passed.
This is the best post of ever bb.the test is realizing there is no test
TheKaeptain
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Stop projecting.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Stop deflecting.
TheKaeptain
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Are you flirting with me?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Is this part of your test?
TheKaeptain
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Do you like Keats?
Bam Bam Baklava
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Do you like pleats?
TheKaeptain
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failed. Can't sex you up.
Bam Bam Baklava
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oh jeez that's a loss.
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Maybe, I honestly can't tell if I'm good or not. Honestly in most hardpoint matches I have the most points at the end of the game. Attrition I'm usually in the top half. CTF... nobody plays CTF. Its a really cool game.
So like forever ago when they were still selling the LA Gamespace gamepack 01 I bought it. And it came with this silly fortune teller game but it was an NES rom. Anyway, so I'm listening to retronauts and it turns out the guest is the lady who made it and I'm like "Wait a minute I totally own that game!" She was a great guest and a super creative person, which naturally made me check out the game finally.
So.... who wants their horoscope read?
That was mine for today.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Looks like I'm going to UCSD. See you guys there.
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Looks like I'm going to sleep. See you guys there.
brianjones
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Coming from the guy who went to Devry Institute of Fuckology this means a lot.
last time i drank thisCanadian's know their whiskey guys.
Smooth shit, and it's only like $22 bucks.
i got married
advise against
e: also it's like $40 here what the fuck washington state taxes
SecretMoblin
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yes it doesn't look too good
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Waffffffllleeee houuusseee
Etrian Oddity
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omg, slightly tipsy. Blew it with a dream girl-calibur chick out in the clubs tonight. Dating-Age has further details, but I'm dying over the one that got away.
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It's a homebrew nes rom I got for donating to the la gamespace collective. Got get some coffee and I'll tell you your horoscope.
Oh I need your birthdays and preferably first names. Blood type too, but there is a selection for not knowing it. I can do handles instead of first names I guess. I'm in bed still it's really nice in here.
Oh I need your birthdays and preferably first names. Blood type too, but there is a selection for not knowing it. I can do handles instead of first names I guess. I'm in bed still it's really nice in here.
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Oh I'll just do join date or whatever.
This game has boss music.
Acrid has a dreamboat to be wary of.
This game has boss music.
Acrid has a dreamboat to be wary of.
This girl is trying to get my to take in my kitten's sister, who was the other one I originally wanted. It's probably a really bad idea since I already have too many cats to take care of but it's super tempting. Two kittens would be dope as fuck. Talk me down.
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No no, its your join date!
Making a watermelon and mango smoothie.
I wonder how hoggerts long walk was.
Making a watermelon and mango smoothie.
I wonder how hoggerts long walk was.
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Are you aware that your avatar cloud looks like the fuck you im an anteater?
OoOohOoHoh
Can I see the one for my birthday anyway please.
Snuggler I found a vine you might like. I burst out laughing~~~
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