Fucking do it you pussy.
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What if you put just like a tiny of banana in your guacamole? Just a tiny bit.
Liferebooted
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Jesus christ I wanna fuck the hell out of Lindsey Stirling, she is a sex goddess.
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Rewatching Season2 of Game of Thrones. Season 4 is basically Season 2-2.
Just finished my rewatch. I feel like a pro now that I know all of the characters and connections and backgrounds and shit.
After like three hours of Battlefield I'm burned out on visual entertainment, now it's Fri night and I don't know what to do with myself. I'm solo tonight but I got beers and probs will end up wandering out eventually. Dunno how I used to just spend every weekend farting around indoors all night.
The new Blackbird Blackbird record is gonna be really good.
After like three hours of Battlefield I'm burned out on visual entertainment, now it's Fri night and I don't know what to do with myself. I'm solo tonight but I got beers and probs will end up wandering out eventually. Dunno how I used to just spend every weekend farting around indoors all night.
The new Blackbird Blackbird record is gonna be really good.
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I'm making some chocolate fudge type deal and play titanfall.
freenudemacusers
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gdddm babies throwing wrenches in my dick game 👎😪
They should respect the fact that their earthly existence is due to the hot beef injection. Step off, babies. ✋👶
bae pls
Jesus christ drunk gaf.
I'm sitting at home for the weekend in Connecticut and I get a call from my girlfriend. She's in Cambridge, got too drunk with her friends, left them because she was tired and was wandering the streets completley lost, crying and scared. Had to call me and I google maps her drunk ass directions which she followed terribly. Ended up taking the train the wrong way to Harvard, puked there, and is now finally on her way back with a phone that has its battery dying.
This shit is funny when I do it but its fucking terrifying being on the other end.
I'm sitting at home for the weekend in Connecticut and I get a call from my girlfriend. She's in Cambridge, got too drunk with her friends, left them because she was tired and was wandering the streets completley lost, crying and scared. Had to call me and I google maps her drunk ass directions which she followed terribly. Ended up taking the train the wrong way to Harvard, puked there, and is now finally on her way back with a phone that has its battery dying.
This shit is funny when I do it but its fucking terrifying being on the other end.
I was walking the dog today, and the sucker decides to jump the curb and poop on the lawn. At that moment, the lady drives up and tells me "He pooped right there on my lawn". I yell "I'm picking it up". I always pick up after the dog, and her husband is a cool dude every time I walk by. Evil witch!
eBay Huckster
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headbutted a dude at a club earlier to get him to stop creeping on my friends
that was a good night
that was a good night
Bam Bam Baklava
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I don't understand why this would be a good night.
eBay Huckster
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partly because it finally got that guy to fuck off and partly because it happened at the end of 6 solid hours of clubbing.
eBay Huckster
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i know yr snarking but i'm in cleveland
where it's legitimately an accomplishment if there's anything to do outside my house for more than an hour at a time
where it's legitimately an accomplishment if there's anything to do outside my house for more than an hour at a time
Dastardly Jerks
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no seriously what fuck does "ham fisted" mean anyway
who the fuck has a fist of ham
who the fuck has a fist of ham
Dastardly Jerks
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i demand to know the secrets of the fist ham
alright, here we go then.
a fist should be made out of five points. a fist should be made with purpose, and swung with it too. the fist is the symbol of action. the fist is the razor. the fist is precision, the fist is decision.
if you're accused of being "ham fisted" it means you went into a given situation looking like an idiot. clumsy. not ready. impoverished. weak. beta. etc. etc. because instead of a purposeful thing on your fist you had a christmas ham. you were a fat lousy fuck.
a fist should be made out of five points. a fist should be made with purpose, and swung with it too. the fist is the symbol of action. the fist is the razor. the fist is precision, the fist is decision.
if you're accused of being "ham fisted" it means you went into a given situation looking like an idiot. clumsy. not ready. impoverished. weak. beta. etc. etc. because instead of a purposeful thing on your fist you had a christmas ham. you were a fat lousy fuck.
Dastardly Jerks
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i've finally found the title for my biography
good info veins, thanks!
good info veins, thanks!
freenudemacusers
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this never occurred to me. deep stuff.
tbh i think the term originated in the times of john wayne or prior ie olde dayse which means it doesnt mean shit now, but im pretty sure it goes back to somebody believing there was a useful an honorable purpose of fists ie punching people and crackin skulls etc etc which may itself be a dated notion
God, shut up.
I got fuckin lit up last night. Phew. I feel like shit. It's a miracle I was able to walk home.
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My relationship with alcohol is pretty much over at this point. For the time being at least. I've had one drinking episode in the last three weeks. Last Saturday I got drunk after having abstained the previous two weeks. It was more a "test" and I really didn't like it. After not having drank for two weeks it just made me feel terrible and it was really hard to stop drinking too, it bled over into the next afternoon. Its a hard thing to describe.
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Booting up the fortune teller.
Bam Bam Baklava
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Some of you guys are crazy man. Anybody here like to just chill out and take it easy? Fights, drama, and wildness is just not something I wanna be dealing with anymore.
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All I ever do is chill out and take it easy.
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Bam Bam Baklava
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Manny's got the right idea man. A picnic with your girl is way better than going out clubbing and then some sleazebag hits on her and you gotta defend her honor by kicking his ass.
attendance is mandatory
she came to a metal show with me last night anyway, i owe her one
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When I get my VR headset I'm gonna take girls on dates inside the computer.
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